Spoilers rephrased from ITV.com.

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And a good morning/afternoon/evening to one and all. An early thread, as is almost tradition for BIG EVENT THURSDAYS. The bumpers will need to bump like they've never bumped before!!

At the ad-break disco we have songs that are especially for the occasion. A couple that didn’t make the cut were Jewels501 with Diana Ross singing ‘I’m Still Waiting’ and OsakaSun with Renegade Soundwave’s ‘Probably A Robbery’. The latter in particular would have fit a treat. Before the required amount of requests came in, I was going to use ‘7 Tears’ by The Goombay Dance Band, for obvious reasons. Anyway, tune in during the breaks to find out what was picked.

Please PM any requests for next week.

Morning everyone! Thanks for the amazingly early thread Gulfie, love the ditties

Exclusive footage from Star's house this morning

This seems a bit previous to me but what do I know

Poor Donna! Too young to die!

Poor Ross! Losing the love of his life

Poor April! Damned to spending the rest of her youth with Marlon, perhaps the biggest tragedy in all of this. Feel like I should set up a just giving page or something.

Brilliant Pandora - I was thinking it might be this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdQDXs75Ulo

The drummer in that video might be the most 80's man who ever existed.

The only way tonight will be even remotely tolerable is if Mr Tickle fails to put in an appearance... I simply cannot stomach any more of his gurning, arm waving, Darth impersonating, over emoting , stomach churningly bad acting.

Well hello everyone.

Morning Kwynne!

Hello for possibly the last time since this is the day HE RETURNS and I quit DS in protest.

Sunny B has 'gone to Tenerife' in protest too Kwynne so you're not alone.

Nooooooo! Really?

Erm we took a vote and I won.

Morning all and thanks for the great thread, Gulfie. Brilliant ditties as usual.

A rare treat for you all.

Weekly Bulletin of the Malt Shovel.

There will be high security at Hotton Crown court this morning because a high profile criminal we are currently not allowed to name will be appearing in court. We can reveal he is a leading club owner in the area.

An outbreak of the winter vomiting bug has closed the Malt for 6 days while a lot of hig intensity cleaning is going on, 3 members of staff and 9 customers came down with it in the last week, the Malt will reopen on Saturday if it is given the ll clear. Many people are sad without the Malt to go to and would never be seen dead going into the Woolpack.

Rustlers have struck again stealing 3 LLama's a flock of sheep and 5 cows from farmer Highsmith, this is the 10th such crime in the last 3 months.

The wild cat stalking the area has struck againkilling a 4 month old Llama and 2 sheep

Meanwhile an outbreak of mixamatosis has killed hundreds of rabbits in the area.

Aye and you're far more filthy than him so WHY are you still here?

Cheers for t'thread Gulfie

A very good morning to everyone



The real exclusive footage of me, this morning, on my way to buy more champagne

Me??!!

I'm so pure and innocent I didn't even know Sunny was filthy.

Was the shop shut by the time you got there - nice to see you let your dad join in

So how does everyone think Donna will meet her maker?
I've got a few scenarios in my head I think could happen...

1) Taking a bullet for Ross
2) Jumping off the building taking Gary with Her
3) Collapsing and dying because of the cancer
4) The classic getting away with it but getting hit by an oncoming juggernaut that just appears out of nowhere

Any thoughts?

No, it was still open. Empty of champagne now though. My dad had drunk my supply that's why we had to go and get more

5) Leo Sayer breathes on her and she is overcome by the toxic fumes.

Dover soul is better....

6) Star gets fed up of waiting and kills her herself