Series 8
Deep Breath - 6/10
Into the Dalek - 7/10
Robot of Sherwood - 7/10
Listen - 8/10
Time Heist - 8/10
The Caretaker - 6/10
Kill the Moon - 7/10
Mummy on the Orient Express - 9/10
Flatline - 7/10
In The Forest of the Night - 8/10
Dark Water - 8/10 (-1)
Death in Heaven - 6/10
Seriously, what does it take to deliver a satisfying Doctor Who finale?! There's been a few, and a lot of the time it's the hype that often gets the better of the show. With Series 8, however, it's been over four years since we last had a two-part finale, and we've had a fair share of disappointing conclusions to ongoing threads across the Moffat era. Of course, everyone is going to hold different opinions on what constitutes a decent finale, but the general consensus has been that Moffat has always been better at building up and making big promises, but then always failing to deliver on them. In which case with Death in Heaven, Moffat has never been truer to form. Worse still, the eighth series has remained relatively enjoyable throughout its ups and downs, and so to end on one of the series' lowest notes is a tremendous shame. Death in Heaven is not the finale to beat all finales, and once again all those advance reviews that stated it was the best conclusion since 2005 (as they do every year it seems) must have seen something in this that I did not.
One major aspect of any finale is its stab at a decent resolution. Far too many have fallen back on a deux ex machina explanation...for some this has worked, and for others it has really shown up the poor quality of the story. Death in Heaven was actually veering towards an ending that seemed somewhat logical! It all seemed to add up! And then Danny Pink happened. This was the second Cybermen story of the Moffat era where love plays a role in saving the day - James Corden did it, now Samuel Anderson has his own take on Closing Time. It didn't work on any level at all and was a mere convenience that allowed the plot to play out. It wasn't the only convenience of course, and in retrospect they really do add up. Clara's anger towards Missy, despite the fact it was Danny the idiot who stepped out in front of a car - if anything Missy bought them a few more minutes together! Or how about how this Nethersphere seemed to operate with a grand total of two key staff members, or that Danny just happened to die at a time that was convenient for Missy's "plan" to unfold, or that his emotional inhibitor just happened to not be working properly, or that he took Clara to the exact graveyard where Kate happened to end up too? Far too many conveniences to make this a remotely good story.
Those weren't the only problems surrounding Danny Pink. He's been set up as a character that we are clearly (by which I mean rubbing it in our faces) meant to care about and lament the loss of. Aside from a couple of decent scenes here and there thoughout the series, that really hasn't happened. Samuel Anderson is a decent actor but hasn't delivered anything near a remarkable performance, and the scripts he serves are worse still. He's been the consistent weak link in this series, dragging Clara down with him in places. There was little believability in his relationship with Clara to begin with, and so the heavy focus on it here just falls flat. And if one undignified exit wasn't bad enough, he shows up again as an even more nonsensical notion - namely the swirling portal in Clara's flat that gave him yet another goodbye. The weird Cyberman/graveyard exit was acceptable, what followed was total slush.
Clara was decent enough in the story, but by no means as solid as she has been throughout the series. The opening credits changes were yet another gimmick (admittedly I don't have a problem with them per se), and perhaps an illustration of what was most disatisfying about the episode - the lies. Series 8 seems to have had a number of running themes which came to a head here - namely the soldier theme, and the theme of lying. Clara lies and pretends she is the Doctor with an overwhelmingly convincing amount of knowledge - this is despite the rest of the series setting up the idea that she is a terrible liar. Moffat took a proverbial crap all over his own character development before the opening credits had even rolled. And as much as I appreciate the sentiment at the end that you may lie to people to make them feel better, it didn't seem that they were trying to go with that angle - it was more a case that the episode ran out of time, or that Moffat only has it in him to write one emotional confrontation per year (used up in Kill the Moon I guess). A low-key departure was nice, and the whole thing suited Clara's character beautifully, but it was framed in this notion of lies that just didn't sit well with the characters development - it's like they'd taken nothing from the adventures they've had, or the losses they've suffered... in simpler terms it was poor writing rearing it's ugly face yet again.
It's hard to know what to make of Kate and Osgood turning up again. It's an interesting prospect, having recurring characters back on Earth that you can revisit. The Paternosters felt more part of Eleven's era, and Kate seemed like the sort of character who would sit well with the more challenging Twelfth Doctor. She's appeared three times now, and on all three occasions in less-than-impressive stories. It seems that Kate's becoming a bit of a plot device rather than a developed character, which is a huge shame. Osgood was pointlessly killed off here - on the one hand, pointless deaths make for a good villain and so it was an aspect that worked. But on the other hand it was just after the character had been given a decent shred of development, and so it infuriatingly felt like Moffat was cutting his nose off to spite his face. Outside of getting The Doctor to where he needed to be, the two served little purpose in the story and so again it all felt a bit gimmicky - getting the characters from the 50th Anniversary back to make this story seem bigger than it really is.
Then there was Missy. What did they do to Missy? Doctor Who wasn't really in a position where it needed to bring The Master back to the show anyway. It had a big nostalgic look back at the past last year with Series 7 and the 50th Anniversary featuring Daleks, Cybermen, Zygons, Ice Warriors, returning Doctors and a whole lot more. It felt like high time to look forward, and despite that Moffat managed to make the Missy arc work across the series as a new idea, and then as a convincing return for The Master. The gender change wasn't an issue here, and an actually sensible direction to take the character without being too repetitive. Dark Water left a fantastic cliffhanger, leaving you to wonder whether The Master or the Cybermen would have the upper hand in the events that followed. It all fizzled out here though, not just because the Cybermen were again reduced to a waste of time (seriously, they wondered aimlessly around graveyards for a few hours) but because nothing was done with Missy either. Her scheme was nonsensical and felt like it was given a resolution because one was required, not because one had been carefully crafted as an actually decent idea. After a more reserved but familiarly psychotic character last week, we seemed to revert to a more Simm-style hypermanic lunatic here - an excuse to promote the Scottish accent and actually make a reference to the fact the character looked like Mary Poppins. It actually got a bit embarassing to watch in places - which to his credit is something Moffat has mostly managed to avoid doing. At no fault of the superb Michelle Gomez who was on fire and having a blast, Missy simply became a woman meandering about on a plane for a little while. All that sense of superiority and control she had in last weeks story was utterly vanquished. Even her 'assistant' Seb was quickly disposed of as soon as all the exposition was out of the way. What felt like a big build-up to a dark, fascinating scheme turned out to be the oldest Moffat gimmick of all - a tendency to set things up for style-over-substance set pieces. Series 8 has avoided those for the most part, but it didn't do so here. It almost seemed to relish in the weird idiocy that it delivered. By the time we reached the Cyber-Brig, things were truly dire. The painting on the wall was a truly lovely reference, a nice final, lasting image of the man. Now the final image of the Brig is technically as a converted Cyberman floating up into a burning sky...it's bizarre in a very unsatisfying way.
There were some redeeming elements to Death in Heaven. Firstly, the extent of things to talk about certainly show how it did have a lot going on - it was never struggling to find things to explain and show. This is admittedly a bit of a mixed blessing as it meant we got too many ideas thrown in, and not one of them efficiently developed. Once again, it was beautifully shot and directed - Rachel Talalay still has every right to be proud of what she delivered here, and that's despite some very shaky CGI in this story. The Doctor and Clara still have fantastic chemistry no matter what drama they're presented with, though they shared quite a small amount of time together this week. For every positive there seems to be a downside, and that seems to be the problem with Death in Heaven - for any good intentions it has, all of them were squandered with a huge number of flaws. Other episodes this series have had their flaws and controversies, but have been easier to overlook because of the decent character work and decent ideas behind them (I'm thinking Kill the Moon in particular). Here we got a story that made bold promises that weren't met, and so the flaws are much more difficult to overlook. Whilst a two-part finale is very welcome and even preferred, you still need to be able to pace yourself and have some self-restraint as a writer. Moffat desperately needed reigning in on this, and it didn't happen.
It's such a shame to leave Series 8 on a low note. Whilst it's not been the best series ever, it's been a massive improvement on recent years and arguably the best series Moffat has overseen. It has had the best Doctor-companion chemistry since Ten and Donna, and even the first part of the finale showed a lot of promising signs. But even when hype-conscious it managed to fall way short of expectations. It was a story that avoided timey-wimey and instead made up for lost time on all the other Moffatism's...most notably style over substance and poorly developed characters. With at least one more series with him as show runner, my expectations for Series 9 are now lower than they were again (especially with that awful looking Christmas special - only this one and TDTWatW have given such bad vibes in advance, and it didn't work out well for TDTWatW). I'd happily see Missy as the Master again maybe in a couple of years time, and I'd love to see Clara return as a companion again for Series 9, but feel that as limp as that exit was, her appearance at Christmas will be more of an epilogue to show how she's doing fine. Hopefully there will be a new threat next year rather than a retread of old ones. I'm just really hoping that threat isn't more bad writing like was displayed in tonights episode.
PROS AND CONS
+ The episode was wonderfully directed and shot.
+ They had the guts to keep Danny dead, even if he got one too many goodbyes.
+ Jenna Coleman, Michelle Gomez and Peter Capaldi did their bests with average scripts.
+ To a certain end, the plot was resolved logically and practically.
- Episode was crammed with too many things to make any coherent or satisfying story out of them.
- Cybermen undermined yet again, and thwarted again by the power of love...this was essentially Closing Time 2.0.
- Why waste time pretending Missy is dead when The Master always comes back? Wasting valuable episode time next time she appears! Her plot this time was stupid, the character wasted, and her back story left unresolved.
- Clara had a very weak exit.. low-key is fine, but on such bad terms and low-key is not.
- Kate and Osgood added little to the story other than being plot devices, whilst the Brig appearance was embarassingly stupid.
- Some very bad CGI.
DEATH IN HEAVEN COMPARED TO OTHER FINALE EPISODES
The Parting of the Ways - 9/10
Doomsday - 7/10
Last of the Time Lords - 7/10
Journey's End - 7/10
The End of Time: Part Two - 5/10
The Big Bang - 8/10
The Wedding of River Song - 7/10
The Name of the Doctor - 7/10
The Time of the Doctor - 8/10
Death in Heaven - 6/10
SERIES TOTALS AND AVERAGES
Series 1 - 103/130 - 79% (1st)
Series 2 - 094/140 - 67% (6th)
Series 3 - 093/140 - 66% (7th)
Series 4 - 104/140 - 74% (2nd)
Specials - 029/050 - 58% --
Series 5 - 095/130 - 73% (3rd)
Series 6 - 096/140 - 69% (5th)
Series 7 - 091/150 - 60% (8th)
Specials - 014/020 - 70% --
Series 8 - 087/120 - 73% (4th)