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Old 18-08-2014, 21:15
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Was there ever a sadder sight than one Max Branning holding a wine glass aloft to an empty room of angrily-departed family? I'm starting to feel like Max is maybe two steps away from listening to Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day in a non-ironic way, propping up a lonely bar in Dalston, drinking an Old Fashioned and making eyes at the aging hooker across the room, and finally disappearing one dark night with nobody noticing or caring.

What can we do with a problem like Max Branning?
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Old 18-08-2014, 21:20
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Just Max and his penis sitting at the table toasting their good health. As it was always meant to be.
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Old 18-08-2014, 21:21
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Just Max and his penis sitting at the table toasting their good health. As it was always meant to be.
"It's just you and me now, little Max. Just you and me." *sips wine, slowly starts to cry*
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Old 18-08-2014, 21:46
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I thought this thread was a euphemism.

I bet Max is excellent at 'toasting' himself and if he met any premiership footballers along with a couple of bimbos would really enjoy a bit of 'roasting' as well!
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Old 18-08-2014, 21:55
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I was upstairs waiting. the greedy pig drank all the wine
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Old 18-08-2014, 21:56
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I bet Max has been 'toasting himself' every night since Emma has been giving him the cold shoulder.
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Old 18-08-2014, 22:01
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I bet Max has been 'toasting himself' every night since Emma has been giving him the cold shoulder.
I bet his bedroom looks like an explosion in a wallpaper paste factory...
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Old 18-08-2014, 22:09
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major lols keyser!
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Old 18-08-2014, 23:25
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Thanks I do my best!
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Old 18-08-2014, 23:28
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Was there ever a sadder sight than one Max Branning holding a wine glass aloft to an empty room of angrily-departed family? I'm starting to feel like Max is maybe two steps away from listening to Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day in a non-ironic way, propping up a lonely bar in Dalston, drinking an Old Fashioned and making eyes at the aging hooker across the room, and finally disappearing one dark night with nobody noticing or caring.

What can we do with a problem like Max Branning?
Poor Max. Once he's finished with the Green Day it will be onto 'All by Myyyyyyyseeeellllffffffff!"

And yes, I also thought toasting was a euphemism!
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Old 18-08-2014, 23:31
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I bet his bedroom looks like an explosion in a wallpaper paste factory...

Lets not imagine that.....he probably gone through tons of bog roll as it is!
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Old 18-08-2014, 23:31
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Forget toasting himself. He should have topped himself, the miserable bastard!
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Old 18-08-2014, 23:33
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Poor Max. Once he's finished with the Green Day it will be onto 'All by Myyyyyyyseeeellllffffffff!"

And yes, I also thought toasting was a euphemism!
Max Branning donning a blonde wig (most likely Carol's) à la Bridget Jones and sinking down a bottle of red wine before breaking out into song?
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Old 18-08-2014, 23:34
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I bet his bedroom looks like an explosion in a wallpaper paste factory...

I was going to make a joke about cracks and polyfilla but I want to maintain a sense of decorum here.
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Old 18-08-2014, 23:35
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Max Branning donning a blonde wig (most likely Carol's) à la Bridget Jones and sinking down a bottle of red wine before breaking out into song?
That would be the most character development he's had in years.
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Old 18-08-2014, 23:35
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I can imagine Max singing 'Lola' by the Kinks as he decides to try something new...
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Old 18-08-2014, 23:37
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I was going to make a joke about cracks and polyfilla but I want to maintain a sense of decorum here.
There's a first time for everything.
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Old 18-08-2014, 23:38
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I am off to kip but I expect this thread to develop into another classic - just like Max's diaries.

Night folks.
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Old 18-08-2014, 23:40
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That would be the most character development he's had in years.
Well yes, shouting at people, being miserable and shagging around-just a typical Branning really. He needs shaking up.
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Old 19-08-2014, 00:02
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Forget toasting himself. He should have topped himself, the miserable bastard!
And castrated himself for good measure. That penis has a life of its own.
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Old 19-08-2014, 09:55
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I can imagine Max singing 'Lola' by the Kinks as he decides to try something new...
He'd probably serenade poor Lola with it, not realising what it's actually about.
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Old 19-08-2014, 10:01
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I keep thinking the title says "Tossing"
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Old 19-08-2014, 10:03
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I keep thinking the title says "Tossing"
Same, nearly choked on my milk. I thought wow DTC really is changing EastEnders.
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Old 19-08-2014, 10:03
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I keep thinking the title says "Tossing"
You have a smutty mind, cybersq.

Same, nearly choked on my milk. I thought wow DTC really is changing EastEnders.
As do you, JOP.
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Old 19-08-2014, 10:05
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what on earth is the matter with the guy

he is acting like a spoilt brat and the biggest idiot
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