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Old 19-08-2014, 21:10
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Ok each member can give only three awards of their choosing to whoever they want in any of the soaps, the awards can be of anything

The Apologiser Award

This goes to Max Branning, he must have the record for saying the word sorry in his entire run

The Most Kissable Lips

Goes to the one and only Declan Bennett

The Most Hideous Shirt Award

This goes to Ian Beale and his disgusting polo shirt that he has not washed even though he lived on the streets in it
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Old 19-08-2014, 21:32
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Best Rack

Stacey

Most Talked About Crack

Max

Face I'd Like To Smack

Todd
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Old 19-08-2014, 21:41
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Best Rack

Stacey

Most Talked About Crack

Max

Face I'd Like To Smack

Todd


I didn't know you were a poet
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Old 19-08-2014, 21:58
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Best Rack

Stacey

Most Talked About Crack

Max

Face I'd Like To Smack

Todd
Ha! Briliant. That tickled me.
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Old 19-08-2014, 22:05
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Face I'd like to slap with a wet smelly fish: Freddie Roscoe

Biggest Tart: Sinead O'Connor

Biggest whinger: Leanne Battersby.
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Old 19-08-2014, 22:10
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The Biggest balamory wannabe
Tina Carter

The biggest made in Chelsea wannabe
Ziggy Roscoe

The most traumatising villain
Big Bob
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Old 19-08-2014, 22:38
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A nice fun thread, Cheers!

The best worst character: Dext - aaaaahh
Best Kidney thief: Sam James
Dunno if she's a man or if she's a women award: Cora Cross
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Old 19-08-2014, 22:42
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Sexiest GGRILF: Dot Branning

Baldest Newcomer: Terry Spraggan

Sexiest Scene of the year: When Sharon and Phil stumble into the Albert kissing passionately(looked like Phil was sucking her face off) and Johnny and freinds are having a party!!
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Old 19-08-2014, 22:44
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Some great responses!
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Old 19-08-2014, 22:48
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bootylicious award: max banning

the ice bucket wash award: Whitney. she needs a massive dunking to clean off the skank

the friendly serial killing husband award: neil in corrie
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Old 19-08-2014, 22:49
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Best Rack

Stacey

Most Talked About Crack

Max

Face I'd Like To Smack

Todd
Perfection!
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Old 19-08-2014, 23:07
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Old 19-08-2014, 23:08
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The Colgate award for outstanding teeth: LeoSayerLookalike (Emmerdale)

The Stretch Armstrong prize for longest, most flexible arms: Marlon Dingle

The Mata Hari medal for spying and information collection: Diane "The Oar" Sugden
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Old 19-08-2014, 23:14
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The Babe Award goes to Max Branning and his overusage of the word 'babe' whilst interacting with women.

Best Impression of a Zombie goes to Tamwar without a doubt. He would not look out of place on "The Walking Dead" that's for sure.

Best Speed Talker goes to Dexter Hartman and his Usain Bolt-like skill at talking fast as a bullet train.

Best Swimmer goes to Mick Carter. A true Olympian. Michael Phelps wishes he was as good as him.

Most Terrifying Penis goes to Max Branning and his twitchy 'little friend'.
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Old 19-08-2014, 23:21
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Love these!

Most abused prop: Arthur's Bench, Shirley's flat out on it once a week.

Biggest Mystery: What happened to that bottle of plonk Peggy left on Pat's doorstep.
This may be related to the award above.

Best carpet: Kat's leopard print stairs.
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Old 19-08-2014, 23:21
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Scariest Fag Lips - Cora
Close 2nd - Dear Dot

Most Nervous Niagras - Max
Close 2nd - Ian...if he can find 'em under that gut

Most Mis-directed Lover - Denise (poor, poor woman)
Close 2nd - Dog-faced Terry

Cutest little thing EVER - Little Lexy (love the critter!)
Close 2nd - The first Amy. Haven't seen enough of Amy 2.0 so can't comment...

Best Man Breasts - Mick (unfortunately 'cuz he's a friggin' sex machine)
Close 2nd - I think this would be Tamwar but he has to stand up now & then to know...

Most Underused Regular - Massood
Close 2nd - Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie - Pls bring this psycho back soon!
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Old 19-08-2014, 23:23
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Most Explosive Character Award
Phil Mitchell's head. It's like a bomb waiting to go off.

Biggest Terrahawks Fan
Shirley Carter

Most Intelligent Character
Billy Mitchell
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Old 19-08-2014, 23:24
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Scariest Fag Lips - Cora
Close 2nd - Dear Dot

Most Nervous Niagras - Max
Close 2nd - Ian...if he can find 'em under that gut

Most Mis-directed Lover - Denise (poor, poor woman)
Close 2nd - Dog-faced Terry

Cutest little thing EVER - Little Lexy (love the critter!)
Close 2nd - The first Amy. Haven't seen enough of Amy 2.0 so can't comment...

Best Man Breasts - Mick (unfortunately 'cuz he's a friggin' sex machine)
Close 2nd - I think this would be Tamwar but he has to stand up now & then to know...

Most Underused Regular - Massood
Close 2nd - Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie - Pls bring this psycho back soon!
Dot and Cora could have a fag lip off!
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Old 19-08-2014, 23:28
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Dot and Cora could have a fag lip off!
Love that idea! A kind of arm wrestling but with lip locking...not before eating, tho...
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Old 19-08-2014, 23:30
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Most Explosive Character Award
Phil Mitchell's head. It's like a bomb waiting to go off.

Biggest Terrahawks Fan
Shirley Carter

Most Intelligent Character
Billy Mitchell
Shame about the others around Billy...
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Old 19-08-2014, 23:31
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Love that idea! A kind of arm wrestling but with lip locking...not before eating, tho...
Deffo not before eating!
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Old 19-08-2014, 23:39
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Best Alley Shagger
Kat Slater

Most Pitiful Storyline
Ian Beale's love life

Best Chewbacca Impression
Joey Branning (i know he's left but i had to )
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Old 19-08-2014, 23:42
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Arm folder of the year - Michelle Connor
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Old 19-08-2014, 23:47
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The my sibling is my child award
Kat, Shirley doesn't even come close.
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Old 20-08-2014, 00:02
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Annoying Gangster/Kidnapper Of The Year: Grace Black (Hollyoaks)

When The **** Will They Get Their Comeuppance? Award: tie-break between Charity Macey (Emmerdale) and Finn O'Connor (Hollyoaks)

The Bruce Forsyth Trophy For Best Wig Wearer: Declan Macey (Emmerdale)

The "Oh Well, It Looked Good On Paper" Award: The John Paul Rape Storyline (Hollyoaks)

The Corrie Best Driver Award: Rita Sullivan
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