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The Alternative DS Awards
Ok each member can give only three awards of their choosing to whoever they want in any of the soaps, the awards can be of anything
The Apologiser Award This goes to Max Branning, he must have the record for saying the word sorry in his entire run The Most Kissable Lips Goes to the one and only Declan Bennett The Most Hideous Shirt Award This goes to Ian Beale and his disgusting polo shirt that he has not washed even though he lived on the streets in it |
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Best Rack
Stacey Most Talked About Crack Max Face I'd Like To Smack Todd |
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Best Rack
Stacey Most Talked About Crack Max Face I'd Like To Smack Todd ![]() ![]() ![]() I didn't know you were a poet |
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Stacey Most Talked About Crack Max Face I'd Like To Smack Todd |
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Face I'd like to slap with a wet smelly fish: Freddie Roscoe
Biggest Tart: Sinead O'Connor Biggest whinger: Leanne Battersby. |
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The Biggest balamory wannabe
Tina Carter The biggest made in Chelsea wannabe Ziggy Roscoe The most traumatising villain Big Bob |
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A nice fun thread, Cheers!
![]() The best worst character: Dext - aaaaahh Best Kidney thief: Sam James Dunno if she's a man or if she's a women award: Cora Cross |
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Sexiest GGRILF: Dot Branning
Baldest Newcomer: Terry Spraggan Sexiest Scene of the year: When Sharon and Phil stumble into the Albert kissing passionately(looked like Phil was sucking her face off) and Johnny and freinds are having a party!! |
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Some great responses!
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bootylicious award: max banning
the ice bucket wash award: Whitney. she needs a massive dunking to clean off the skank the friendly serial killing husband award: neil in corrie |
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Stacey Most Talked About Crack Max Face I'd Like To Smack Todd Perfection!
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double post
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The Colgate award for outstanding teeth: LeoSayerLookalike (Emmerdale)
The Stretch Armstrong prize for longest, most flexible arms: Marlon Dingle The Mata Hari medal for spying and information collection: Diane "The Oar" Sugden |
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The Babe Award goes to Max Branning and his overusage of the word 'babe' whilst interacting with women.
Best Impression of a Zombie goes to Tamwar without a doubt. He would not look out of place on "The Walking Dead" that's for sure. Best Speed Talker goes to Dexter Hartman and his Usain Bolt-like skill at talking fast as a bullet train. Best Swimmer goes to Mick Carter. A true Olympian. Michael Phelps wishes he was as good as him. Most Terrifying Penis goes to Max Branning and his twitchy 'little friend'. |
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Love these!
![]() Most abused prop: Arthur's Bench, Shirley's flat out on it once a week. Biggest Mystery: What happened to that bottle of plonk Peggy left on Pat's doorstep. This may be related to the award above. Best carpet: Kat's leopard print stairs. |
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Scariest Fag Lips - Cora
Close 2nd - Dear Dot Most Nervous Niagras - Max Close 2nd - Ian...if he can find 'em under that gut Most Mis-directed Lover - Denise (poor, poor woman) Close 2nd - Dog-faced Terry Cutest little thing EVER - Little Lexy (love the critter!) Close 2nd - The first Amy. Haven't seen enough of Amy 2.0 so can't comment... Best Man Breasts - Mick (unfortunately 'cuz he's a friggin' sex machine) Close 2nd - I think this would be Tamwar but he has to stand up now & then to know... Most Underused Regular - Massood Close 2nd - Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie - Pls bring this psycho back soon! |
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Most Explosive Character Award
Phil Mitchell's head. It's like a bomb waiting to go off. Biggest Terrahawks Fan Shirley Carter Most Intelligent Character Billy Mitchell |
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Scariest Fag Lips - Cora
Close 2nd - Dear Dot Most Nervous Niagras - Max Close 2nd - Ian...if he can find 'em under that gut Most Mis-directed Lover - Denise (poor, poor woman) Close 2nd - Dog-faced Terry Cutest little thing EVER - Little Lexy (love the critter!) Close 2nd - The first Amy. Haven't seen enough of Amy 2.0 so can't comment... Best Man Breasts - Mick (unfortunately 'cuz he's a friggin' sex machine) Close 2nd - I think this would be Tamwar but he has to stand up now & then to know... Most Underused Regular - Massood Close 2nd - Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie - Pls bring this psycho back soon! Dot and Cora could have a fag lip off!
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Dot and Cora could have a fag lip off! |
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Most Explosive Character Award
Phil Mitchell's head. It's like a bomb waiting to go off. Biggest Terrahawks Fan Shirley Carter Most Intelligent Character Billy Mitchell |
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Love that idea! A kind of arm wrestling but with lip locking...not before eating, tho...
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Best Alley Shagger
Kat Slater Most Pitiful Storyline Ian Beale's love life Best Chewbacca Impression Joey Branning (i know he's left but i had to )
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Arm folder of the year - Michelle Connor
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The my sibling is my child award
Kat, Shirley doesn't even come close. |
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Annoying Gangster/Kidnapper Of The Year: Grace Black (Hollyoaks)
When The **** Will They Get Their Comeuppance? Award: tie-break between Charity Macey (Emmerdale) and Finn O'Connor (Hollyoaks) The Bruce Forsyth Trophy For Best Wig Wearer: Declan Macey (Emmerdale) The "Oh Well, It Looked Good On Paper" Award: The John Paul Rape Storyline (Hollyoaks) The Corrie Best Driver Award: Rita Sullivan |
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