Drunk Peter's time behind bars is becoming increasingly weird he's got withdrawal symptoms worse than ever, and The Landlord is not very forthcoming with the hooch .......... however, Catch Yerself Oan Jim relents and gives him some more booze, after informing him that now he has Peter "right where he wants him" later that same day, Kimono Ken visits the Big House and is shocked to see a completely squiffed Peter Barlow he's wondering whether to report it to the prison, but The Barlow Creature reckons that's a bad idea as it will go against him in court....... oooooh, will Ken actually DO SOMETHING??..........

Batten down your hatches viewers, here comes Grinning Andrea except she isn't grinning, and no wonder, because THERE'S Ex Husband Neil, who's clearly gone mad because he's waging a "campaign" to irritate her, ordering 6000 pizzas for the cab office and all that malarkey mind you, Ten Bellies McDonald has A Cunning Plan ..........

Crazy Nick is still having seizures of course, he isn't really, he's just being A Bit Of A Pillock..... still, he's managed to convince Kal and Busty Eva, who are doing their best to support him, but Saint Leanne's having none of it she's right up there in his face, telling him he's a Fake, Baby!...... but will Nick stop pretending?......

Also tonight........ the rehabilitation of Maddie continues as Sapphic Sophie tries to persuade Queen Of Darkness Carla to give Maddie a job folding cardboard in the knicker factoreh..........