I was hiring the other week for my... erm... Waste management company. Needed someone to organise a couple of collections from unsatisfied clients.
Anyway, some 5'3 blonde came in to one of my offices in the local strip club, Lola or Lyra I think her name was.
Lola: "GIZZA JOB GUVNA"
Respectable Businessman J-B: "No."
Lola: "ARE YOU KIDDING GUV, I GOT MOUTHS TO FEED"
Dashing and charming J-B: "Do you know
anything about waste management?"
* In walks some other hot brunette whinging her mouth off, Lauren or Lyra or something *
Lauren: "She can learn can't she

?!"
Lola: "COME ON GUV, I USED TO SWEEP UP HAIR AND DID THE NAILS FOR ME POPS SECOND COUSIN THAT DIDN'T EXIST BEFORE 2007. EQUALLY, I DIDN'T EXIST THEN EITHER BUT GIVEN THE POOR CARE CONDITIONS POP WAS ESTABLISHED TO LIVE IN IT'S NOT ENTIRELY IMPLAUSIBLE THAT HE HAD KIDS VERY YOUNG."
Lauren: "I thought you woz better than this

Don't make me bring up that we knew eachother in 2007, when I was 14, as you were friends with my dead unmentionable brother."
Respectable, Handsome, and Benevolent Businessman J-B: "Alright, alright... she's in!"
So I have a new Capo in my waste management consultancy, her name is Lola or Lyra or something.