The way most people get a job in a soap is to tell them they have no experience but will work really hard and not let them down, they then miraculously get a job and are made manager within a week. The fact that this didn't work in this case has stunned all involved and they just can't comprehend it.

I thought Lola did nails at Bootys? Didn't she job share with someone else? Bianca?

Poppy.

Surely Dean's been advertising for that job for about 6 weeks? Maybe he got fed up of not having a stylist so decided to take on someone with no experience?!!

EastEnders is getting shite again.

She might have to be the first character to buy an oyster to travel to work

Probably not the right image for his salon. Call it racist if you will, but Shoreditch places rarely employ Oompa Lumpas.