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Old 24-08-2014, 12:16
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Seen a similar thread for Corrie and I don't think that Emmerdale have thier own thread for this yet.

I can't think of anything off the top of my head at the moment, so would someone like to get the ball rolling?
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Old 24-08-2014, 12:20
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Allow me. Cain arranges for Ross to steal all those expensive cars from Declan's do last year. The police come, ask a couple of questions to Declan then give up the case as unsolved. Even though well known car thief Cain lives and works 2 minutes away and Moira suddenly has £60k to pay her debts off with.
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Old 24-08-2014, 12:21
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That Cain Dingle has never given someone an STD. Soz posse.
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Old 24-08-2014, 12:29
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That Cain Dingle has never given someone an STD. Soz posse.
he has if you count Pregnancy.

going back a way here, but how did Amy know just from reading the obituaries in t'Courier that Kyle's adoptive parents had died? I was under the impression that details including name and addressess of adopters weren't given out to the biological parents?

Mind you that storyline was a disaster from start to finish.
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Old 24-08-2014, 13:01
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That Cain Dingle has never given someone an STD. Soz posse.


Hmm, I see why you're nominated for Funniest MALE (ie not funny at all) Poster now!
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Old 24-08-2014, 13:05
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OK, mine is just from last week and I asked on the ep thread and nobody answered.

Re Kittengate - first, when Megan came stomping out of the B&B clutching a cardboard box, Leyla said, 'You can't take a cat into the meeting'. How did she know it was a cat? She couldn't see what was in the box from 15 ft away.

Later, when Megan returned the cat, Declan said something to her along the lines of 'you won't split us up with a cat in a box'. The cat wasn't in a box then. Megan carried it in in her arms.
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Old 24-08-2014, 13:12
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OK, mine is just from last week and I asked on the ep thread and nobody answered.

Re Kittengate - first, when Megan came stomping out of the B&B clutching a cardboard box, Leyla said, 'You can't take a cat into the meeting'. How did she know it was a cat? She couldn't see what was in the box from 15 ft away.

Later, when Megan returned the cat, Declan said something to her along the lines of 'you won't split us up with a cat in a box'. The cat wasn't in a box then. Megan carried it in in her arms.
Yeah that's what confused me but I couldn't be arsed to attempt to work it out, ha ha! I still have no idea.
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Old 24-08-2014, 13:21
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Oh dear Mel, you really shouldn't have got me started!

Ross/Donna at the club - (courtesy of kwynne this one) - The CCTV had no problem picking up perfect HD cinematic quality images of Aumb & Dumber crashing the car and running off, but apparently didn't spot Ross and Donna running out of the same entrance area a few minutes later, with the henchmen in hot pursuit.
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Old 24-08-2014, 13:25
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Assuming that HRD doesn't have a lucrative career in modelling on the side (which is entirely possible), how on earth did he get all his money back after going bankrupt last year?
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Old 24-08-2014, 13:28
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I've got one, yet it hasn't happened yet but surely Aaron would be jailed for a least 2-3 years for being on the run and using a fake passport yet most likely will only get a few months instead.
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Old 24-08-2014, 13:30
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Suspension Of Reality in Emmerdale?

Just about everything that's happened in it over the past year, particularly anything involving Declan and Charity and / or the soap police.
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Old 24-08-2014, 13:34
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I've got one, yet it hasn't happened yet but surely Aaron would be jailed for a least 2-3 years for being on the run and using a fake passport yet most likely will only get a few months instead.
Don't you think we've got enough actual SORs to go at, without inventing ones that haven't happened yet?
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Old 24-08-2014, 13:35
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Assuming that HRD doesn't have a lucrative career in modelling on the side (which is entirely possible), how on earth did he get all his money back after going bankrupt last year?
*waits for Huck to rock up with his Wig Salesman suggestion*

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Old 24-08-2014, 13:35
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Assuming that HRD doesn't have a lucrative career in modelling on the side (which is entirely possible), how on earth did he get all his money back after going bankrupt last year?
Sold some of his wigs.

Something was bought to my attention this week....

When Aaron lifted his shirt in the barn to get changed, the self-harm scars were inconsistent to what they had been previously. When Aaron showed Ed the scars back in 2012, they were diagonal, faded lines at each side of his stomach.... In the scene this week they were all over his stomach, some in a "squiggly line" pattern, and looked very fresh and bloody but they are apparently the old scars??
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Old 24-08-2014, 13:37
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Sold some of his wigs.

Something was bought to my attention this week....

When Aaron lifted his shirt in the barn to get changed, the self-harm scars were inconsistent to what they had been previously. When Aaron showed Ed the scars back in 2012, they were diagonal, faded lines at each side of his stomach.... In the scene this week they were all over his stomach, some in a "squiggly line" pattern, and looked very fresh and bloody but they are apparently the old scars??
Well a) you seriously think ED are going to remember where they were in the first place? And b) going off the spoilers, I thought we're going to find out these are fresh scars?
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Old 24-08-2014, 13:37
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Don't you think we've got enough actual SORs to go at, without inventing ones that haven't happened yet?
I just thought I would get in first before it actually happened
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Old 24-08-2014, 13:42
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That Laurel would still have a job at the factory. I don't think she's done a full shift since she got with Marlon.
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Old 24-08-2014, 13:52
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Oh dear Mel, you really shouldn't have got me started!

Ross/Donna at the club - (courtesy of kwynne this one) - The CCTV had no problem picking up perfect HD cinematic quality images of Aumb & Dumber crashing the car and running off, but apparently didn't spot Ross and Donna running out of the same entrance area a few minutes later, with the henchmen in hot pursuit.
I've seen this one mentioned (probably Kwynne's post).
However, we don't know what else the CCTV picked up.
The crashed car was outside the club belonging to "A baddie" - Donna was "thrown off" the carpark by Gary North. Gary North had nothing to do with the club.
The police have connected Aaron to Donna's murder via his fingerprints in the stolen car - since the car was nowhere near or had nothing to do with Gary North, it's not too difficult to presume that they saw Donna on the CCTV outside the club, otherwise how would they have ever made the connection?
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Old 24-08-2014, 13:54
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The finances of Declan, his bankruptcy and the entire issue of Home Farm fire really do leave reality in a dire state of suspension
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Old 24-08-2014, 13:54
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That Laurel would still have a job at the factory. I don't think she's done a full shift since she got with Marlon.
Good one. She and R Liseh must be in close competition for the Least Seen At Work Award.
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Old 24-08-2014, 13:58
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Well a) you seriously think ED are going to remember where they were in the first place? And b) going off the spoilers, I thought we're going to find out these are fresh scars?
some mags were reporting that they were fresh, but some mags were reporting that Chas just spotted the scars and it scared into thinking Aaron would cut again.

Im sure there's still a picture on the internet of Aaron showing his scars to Ed so if they were unsure they could have,, y'know actually put some reasearch in!
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Old 24-08-2014, 14:03
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I've got one, yet it hasn't happened yet but surely Aaron would be jailed for a least 2-3 years for being on the run and using a fake passport yet most likely will only get a few months instead.
Aaron's too pretty for prison It' be like chucking steak to a pack of wolves. They'd have a field day with him, poor lad!
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Old 24-08-2014, 14:06
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That Marlon would still have a job he is rarely at the pub.

That Lisa would still have a job as she is always having time away.

That Jai would still have a factory. I know he got in debt this year but how he makes enough money to live is a mystery. He bought the house where he, Rishi, Priya and Amber live. He bought the house where Rachel lived. He gave Rachel money every week until she disappeared. He let her family live in the house on a reduced rate. He spent thousands on false leads and a Private Detective. God knows how much charity took him for.

That Moira's farm is still operational given the time the 'workers' spend elsewhere. On Friday James was still at the pub when it was already open and Debbie and Ross had been working for hours.

That the authorities will just accept April is Marlon's child. Her mother is killed and nobody from Social Work has visited to make sure she is being taken care of. Oh wait a minute that is probably realistic.
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Old 24-08-2014, 14:06
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some mags were reporting that they were fresh, but some mags were reporting that Chas just spotted the scars and it scared into thinking Aaron would cut again.

Im sure there's still a picture on the internet of Aaron showing his scars to Ed so if they were unsure they could have,, y'know actually put some reasearch in!
But didn't he say in a interview he starts self harming again.
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Old 24-08-2014, 14:06
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Good one. She and R Liseh must be in close competition for the Least Seen At Work Award.
Ha yes! I think with all of the days off, early/long lunches, "take the rest of the day/week/month off" they'd have both been let go by now. It's ludicrous how they can just come and go as they please for every prison/court/hospital visit and bit of family drama that comes along!
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