Now that really IS asking too much Beau!

I can't believe nobody's said this already.......


Adam's sock & the DNA test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Probably because It was so awful we've all repressed it??

OMG yes! *slaps self in face*

By laundering wigs.

gotta love Emmerdale's super speedy deliveries.

Adam's DNA Results and Aaron's dodgy passport arrived in record time, yet I order a new duvet cover and have to wait 7 days for delivery!

I'm moving to Emmerdale lol

Oh my apologies. I thought Emmerdale WAS fictional and re-writing fiction was still fiction. Sorry, didn't realise it's real.

I don't know what I find more ridiculous. This failsafe method or the fact that Moira didn't question it and get her own test done!?

Life's great mystery - where are the toffees at Sharma and Sharma manufactured - all we ever see is the packing department

Oi! Mel, Houndy - no wig jokes

Speaking of the Maceys, how did Megan manage to recover from near fatal burns so quickly? I don't have personal experience so I don't know for sure, but it seems that one week she was in a wheelchair with panic attacks, and the next she was fine.

Yeah it's a real shame they didn't focus on that more it could have been an incredible storyline.

It was just like following Jackanory's crash. Paddy mentioned briefly that Aaron was suffering from nightmares but it was never visited or mentioned again.

They do miss great oppurtunitys at times.

They used to be made in the factory didnt they? They had a separate boil room and then the conveyor belt running through the rest of the factory..... What actually happened to that coneyor belt anyway?

They needed more floor space for all the shagging that goes on there so the conveyor belt had to go.

oh yeah, Jai and his urges...

speaking of sh*gging, and this is going back quite a long way here, What was the point of the VirginNikhil storyline??

In the scenes where he opened up to Jai it was quite sweet to see how embarrassed he was, telling his brother something like that and then one episode later he was jumping into bed with Maisie.... Yeah fair enough it's something that he wanted to lose, but if he was so tentative around his other girlfriends like he explained to jai, why did it take less than little persuading (if any) for him to have it off with Maisie?

The fact that mouthpiece Ali and mouthpiece Rachel allowed Rachel to be blackmailed for the fire and forced to leave the village. I find it hard to believe Ali would have just let it happen regardless of what Charity and Declan threatened.

Belle's trial. It has been discussed at length in the Emmerdaily why it was so unbelievable.

Debbie Dingle who dropped out of school at about 14 being a fully qualified mechanic, despite no training, owned various businesses (didn't she have a taxi business at one point too) plus a criminal mastermind (remember the ridiculous diamond heist with Chas and Charity at Home Farm) all before the age of 18!

And Debbie turning into something out of the Sopranos just because Cameron strayed (which she convieniently forgot she caused by having it off with Andy),

Marlon and Laurel setting fire to all that money!! And JayCub throwing thousands into a stream! Who in the right mind, ever, burns money?!!

bib: Well, Debbie did (money which Cain had stolen from the Kings, in the first place). So you have a point there!

Marlon and Laurel in general!! I mean really??? KO should have split them up as soon as she took over!

worst pairing in Emmerdale history. Except the Paddy/Viv affair

Oh god yes, forgot about that, didn't she blow it up to stop an argument over it or something? Utterly stupid, whatever it was, it's not as if its hard to find somebody to take it off your hands or its the type of stuff your upset at being 'stuck' with! I wouldn't mind being in the 'unfortunate' soap position of being saddled with wads of cash!

That was just bile inducing Thankfully, ED seem a lot better than Corrie for not making viewer's need a sick bucket on standby for some of their pairings.

Paddy and Viv had an affair when was this ?

It was in 2005, shortly after he'd married Emily.

I didn't watch it back then that's the reason why.

It wasn't an affair. Just a quick bunk up on the floor behind the counter in the shop.
It was hilarious - back when Emmerdale did funny.