Suspension of reality -
Family never mentioned - yes Kelly and Scott not being mentioned when Donna returned etc.
JOBS
Lisa Dingle - when introduced to the show was a Master Builder & mechanic. She was in business doing this for a while but suddenly her professional skills were forgotten and she became a sweetie packer on minimum wage.
Debbie - has already been mentioned. She left school at 14 but overnight became a qualified mechanic, taxi firm proprietor, gangster frightener etc.
Moira's business - already mentioned. Where does the meat come from? How can they supply all these businesses?
Eric - was an Antiques expert, then a wine bar owner who employed people to cook for him, suddenly became a qualified Chef overnight.
Rodney - was an antiques expert, then wine expert, then window cleaner and now he is struggling for money as a driver.
Marlon - read a book by Nigel Slater, bought some Chef's clothes and became a qualified chef overnight.
Chas - was a strip-o=gram, but then suddenly the writers invented a Degree in Business studies for her. And yet, she instantly knew how to run a Pub without going on any training courses etc.
Charity - was a Prostitute. And yet she instantly knew how to run a Haulage Business and later a garbage removal company.
FINANCES - almost none of the residents could realistically afford to live in the Village.
Marlon and Donna won a new house but had to get a mortgage to buy it.
Declan is destitute because of a failed festival and a house fire and yet is back to being rich again within minutes.
He had to sell his car to meet a mortgage payment at one point.
James lost 10,000 quid, and yet the Bartons were supposedly skint when the ten grand appeared. Now they are in funds again.
Doug lent Diane a fortune to pay off that Loan she was conned into taking out, and she struggled to pay him back, Chas bought into the Pub with not enough money to clear Diane's loan and yet it seems to have been miraculously paid off.
And the one that has always annoyed me most of all, is
Sam and the chicken farm in Norfolk inherited by Alice.
He inherited it when Alice died and yet we have had him struggling to live on a pittance for years. Sell the farm, Sam!
Nobody's finances in Emmerdale have EVER made any sense.
There's LOADS more stuff but I've bored myself now going on about it all.
