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Old 27-08-2014, 20:16
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If we haven't got Gail and her clear attraction to Nick and touching him up, we have Eileen wanting to watch a romantic film with Todd and Jason, or Steph being jealous of Luke and trying to drive a wedge between him and Katy's relationship. Previously we had Jenna being jealous of Lloyd and Andrea's relationship. Really really strange.
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Old 27-08-2014, 20:18
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sick!!!
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Old 27-08-2014, 20:19
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You make a good point, Nathan.
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Old 27-08-2014, 20:20
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What? lol I don't see it, this is crazy.
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Old 27-08-2014, 20:23
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You MUST be joking!!!!!
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Old 27-08-2014, 20:40
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If only Jason & Todd wern't brothers and Tony wasn't Jason's dad then they could all have a threesome together!
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Old 27-08-2014, 20:42
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What the???!!
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Old 27-08-2014, 20:48
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If we haven't got Gail and her clear attraction to Nick and touching him up, we have Eileen wanting to watch a romantic film with Todd and Jason, or Steph being jealous of Luke and trying to drive a wedge between him and Katy's relationship. Previously we had Jenna being jealous of Lloyd and Andrea's relationship. Really really strange.


I must admit, the way Gail goes on with Nick is downright creepy. I think my son would freak, leave and never come back if I tried that malarky with him

I didn't quite get Steph's problem either ...

And I can't say I've ever wanted to snuggle up to my son and watch a romantic film


You're right, plain weird lol!
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Old 27-08-2014, 21:09
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Not to mention Jim McDonald who now appears to have a huge crush on his son Stephen.

Imagine how disappointed he's going to be when that rough old boiler Elizabeth turns up instead.

I can see it now - she'll be trowelled three-foot deep in make-up, tinsel in her hair, that jaggy necklace on, tits all over the ruddy place, wearing a belt for a skirt - oh dear, the poor sod's gonna be the laughing stock of Strangeways after that day's visiting.
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Old 27-08-2014, 21:44
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Imagine how disappointed he's going to be when that rough old boiler Elizabeth turns up instead.

I can see it now - she'll be trowelled three-foot deep in make-up, tinsel in her hair, that jaggy necklace on, tits all over the ruddy place, wearing a belt for a skirt - oh dear, the poor sod's gonna be the laughing stock of Strangeways after that day's visiting.
Thats true. Wait till the old goer turns up.
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Old 27-08-2014, 22:00
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This thread.

Is there a new addition to the cast called Oedipus Platt?
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Old 27-08-2014, 23:52
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Not to mention Jim McDonald who now appears to have a huge crush on his son Stephen.

Imagine how disappointed he's going to be when that rough old boiler Elizabeth turns up instead.

I can see it now - she'll be trowelled three-foot deep in make-up, tinsel in her hair, that jaggy necklace on, tits all over the ruddy place, wearing a belt for a skirt - oh dear, the poor sod's gonna be the laughing stock of Strangeways after that day's visiting.
And she still reckons she looks about 30.
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Old 28-08-2014, 00:45
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What about the windasses Gary is Anna's Son who used to date Izzy who's the daughter of Owen who's dating Anna who's Gary's mum imagine having a step mum and a mother in law at the same time
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Old 28-08-2014, 14:14
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What about the windasses Gary is Anna's Son who used to date Izzy who's the daughter of Owen who's dating Anna who's Gary's mum imagine having a step mum and a mother in law at the same time
Which is exactly the same combination they used with Gail, David, Tina and Joe.
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Old 28-08-2014, 14:40
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The reactions here are killing me!
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Old 28-08-2014, 15:15
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If we haven't got Gail and her clear attraction to Nick and touching him up, we have Eileen wanting to watch a romantic film with Todd and Jason, or Steph being jealous of Luke and trying to drive a wedge between him and Katy's relationship. Previously we had Jenna being jealous of Lloyd and Andrea's relationship. Really really strange.
The really really strange thing here is this post. Is it "incesty" for a mother to be fond of her son? What about a mother wanting to spend time with her family? Or a sister/best friend not wanting her brother/best friend to get together because then she'd be excluded? Or a daughter not trusting her father's new girlfriend? This is all TOTALLY NORMAL out here in the real world, duckieboots.
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Old 28-08-2014, 15:24
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It’s long been a theme in Corrie I’m afraid.

Even back in Annie Walker’s day, she would invariably shun gentlemen friends and save herself instead for all those times when her Billy came home to “visit.”

Fred, Elizabeth dear, and Bet weren’t allowed to venture upstairs back then of course, otherwise they’d have soon discovered Annie and Billy both crashed out in the same single bed, eiderdown all over the place, and Annie’s love eggs sat there glistening on the bedside table.

Elizabeth dear always suspected mind you, so I’m led to believe.
But she would be one to talk, seeing as she’d always fancied her lad Gordon something rotten, even though he was really her nephew.
Many a time she unsuccessfully tried to roofy him.

It was poor Marmaduke I used to feel sorry for, evil Betty had planned on making him watch the whole darned thing.
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Old 28-08-2014, 15:31
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Uncle Q !!

I'd forgotten Marmaduke!
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Old 28-08-2014, 15:34
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If only Jason & Todd wern't brothers and Tony wasn't Jason's dad then they could all have a threesome together!
That would be SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 28-08-2014, 15:38
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OMG I have to stop reading the soap posts,im constantly roaring with laughter.My kids are now demanding to know whats so funny
Jims crush on Stephen
Elizabeths jagged necklace
Billys "visits"
Gail and Nick
all the above cracked me up
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Old 28-08-2014, 15:40
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That would be SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG
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Old 28-08-2014, 16:42
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If only Jason & Todd wern't brothers and Tony wasn't Jason's dad then they could all have a threesome together!
Without Eileen or Liz? Bit naughty, isn't it? Not to mention that's one definitely straight. Well, that's the impression I get.
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Old 28-08-2014, 16:50
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The really really strange thing here is this post. Is it "incesty" for a mother to be fond of her son? What about a mother wanting to spend time with her family? Or a sister/best friend not wanting her brother/best friend to get together because then she'd be excluded? Or a daughter not trusting her father's new girlfriend? This is all TOTALLY NORMAL out here in the real world, duckieboots.
I'd be worried if my mum refused to let me out as she wanted to watch a romantic film with chocolates. Or if she began touching me inappropriately and stroking me all the time or looking up to me with googly eyes and fluttering her eye lashes.

Have to laugh at that line Gail said to Nick "It is always nice to feel like a child/little boy once and a while" (something along those lines).
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Old 28-08-2014, 17:13
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It is quite disturbing.

Eva: "You coming up to bed now Jase?"
Jason: "Ahh sorry love, I promised I'd bunk in with me mam tonight"
Eva: "Flippin' 'eck that's the third time this week!"
Eileen: "Oh don't mind me, I'll just go to bed all on me own tonight same as every night. It's like being a stranger in me own blimmin' house! I got me good nightie out of the wardrobe and everything."
Jason: "Ahh I feel bad now mam, why don't you come bunk in with me and Eva tonight eh?"
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Old 28-08-2014, 17:21
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It is quite disturbing.

Eva: "You coming up to bed now Jase?"
Jason: "Ahh sorry love, I promised I'd bunk in with me mam tonight"
Eva: "Flippin' 'eck that's the third time this week!"
Eileen: "Oh don't mind me, I'll just go to bed all on me own tonight same as every night. It's like being a stranger in me own blimmin' house! I got me good nightie out of the wardrobe and everything."
Jason: "Ahh I feel bad now mam, why don't you come bunk in with me and Eva tonight eh?"


He'll be glad of his mam in a bit when Eva starts getting bigger and loses interest in him for 9 months.
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