Had a weird one last night. I had to go to the erection clinic in order to have my chap inspected whilst in a state of "piqued interest". I arrived and sat in the waiting room. There were a few other men there, reading the magazines like people do in waiting rooms. Jack Branning (definitely Jack, not Scott Maslen) was there and he was getting agitated. Eventually he went over to the receptionist's desk and said "Everyone knows an erection lasts no longer than half an hour and I've been waiting here for 25 minutes. What are you playing at? Get your act together!" I don't remember anything after that.