I have answers to some of your questions.....
The reason the judges gave Mark over high scores was because they were happy to see him wearing trousers that were not so tight they look like they had been sewn onto him.
The reason Mark cried was because he was unhappy to be seen wearing trousers that were too baggy for his liking.
Now, I have questions......
Why do all Sunetra's frocks have a line of sequins down her backside?
How did the Clifton Cringers get the job? They are like children.
WTF happened to Boy George? Did he hide his performance under his hat?
He was holding back so much he was barely audible!!!
Had he got a cold and was worried his voice would go mid song if he belted?
Has his voice gone because of his years of, erm, 'not looking after it?'
If either of these things are the reason, couldn't he have put a bit of effort into it and looked as if he wanted to entertain us?
Talk about standing there like a stuffed shirt.
Pah.
He even got two sparkly covered wedge monitors all to himself!
Honestly, some people are never satisfied.
I was surprised by the dance off people and the result.
I foolishly thought the time had come for the great British voters to see sense and stop voting for the terrible ....
I used spoiler tags in case anyone still hasn't seen the results.
I only caught up today myself.
Oh and I still think Steve looks like Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden.