Much much better than Simon's

Ladies and gentlemen I believe the battle of the pasos has been won!

My only criticism is because Janette is so teeny he digs his chin into his neck to look down at her all the time.

Oh dear the judges seem to be doing the scripted 'it's time to bring Jake down a peg or two regardless of how he danced' thing this week. I suppose it was about due.

Janette was terrible during that. Didn't even watch Jake as I was transfixed by how bad she was.

Very constructive criticism from Bruno there. Jake needs to do stage acting when he performs, not screen acting.

Love Pasha with an afro. When are he and Judy getting that flatshare sitcom?

I enjoyed that but only because I was transfixed by Pasha. I think he was that guy who died in the air ducts trying to sneak into Studio 54.

This must happen.

<hears George and Mildred feem toon in head>

While the Hallowe'en connection was tenuous, I really liked that. They had a few disco touches, but not too much. Fun.

Dit was her facial tics that fascinated me.

And why the Vic Reeves thigh slapping at the end?
Somewhere Jason Donovon twitched.

Pasha looks like a 1950s child star who struggled with the progression into a grown-up career and was forced to move into porn work in the late 1970s.

I wonder if TPTB were so fed up of the gurning they've made FFG be Wednesday to see if she can rein it in.

Oh dear, are we closing the show with a triple dose of Clifton Cringes or is there someone else that hasn't gone yet?

I still don't know why they always dress Caroline as a frilly lampshade

What dance was that meant to be?

I think the theme might see Scott through this week.

Someone must know but I don't!

I kind of agree with Bruno. It was absolutely terrible but it sort of worked for a Halloween theme.

So, given that FFG was Morticia/Wednesday, why was she dancing with Uncle Fester?

The dancing... Um...

How many ties so far?

I was rather hoping to find out here , oh dear


Thanks Darcy : foxtrot !

Foxtrot (allegedly)

Yes, loving his afro. I'd like Pasha to be the new Mr Ben

Great scott!

Sorry.

Great idea! Mr Benovsky. It could kind of work.

A triple dose of Cliftons it is then.

Yes, a Tess joke I nearly laughed at!

So, Mark didn't get makeup in case he cried on it?