Plus, she played her dead Nan card with the addition of a charming, cockney Grandad... girl's got skills.

I thought of you today Monkseal Greg the for manager actually had a whole line on ITT today

Chachachavvy - i youtubed Anton and Judy and their Cha Cha. Its like his head got stuck there I aslo remembered why i hadnt seen it - my head was behind a cushion

I think you're missing a trick here.....if you lot were true DOTs you'd turn this into a drinking game! 😉

I'm very sorry for bringing that image to your attention.

I can no longer watch any of Strictly from behind a cushion in case Aljaz appears and I die in some kind of weird auto-erotic asphyxiation incident.

I fear that would be a recipe for alcohol poisoning, the way my bingo card is being rapidly filled.

There's been a lot of facial close-ups of Greg recently. I approve.

I would, but the way Mark's going I would suffer liver failure within the week!

Zoe talks about drinking games for Blackpool mentions & increased Greg... someone there must be reading your blog.

I love this!
MDF... Looks wooden but is manufactured and artificial.
Also if you cut it, it gets right up your nose.

I feel an IKEA entry coming on, but sueh21 gets first crack at it.

I'm board with Mark's antics

Questions to ponder :

Who is the most competitive in the Clifton/Hauer household??
(All that whooping on getting through on the result show is really, really annoying now)

Would Mark run over his 3 Nans to get to the Glitterball??

Works for me! and continues the initials thing (TTF, FFG)

Like it!!!!

And do it is decreed. Marky Mark Mark will hitherto be known as MDF

It's rude, bad form don't you know, bad form

With regard to the Nans, in a heartbeat !

Subtle...

I'm hoping that in their efforts to outdo each other they'll end up spontaneously combusting.

MDF would run over everyone's Nans to get to the Glitterball (and possibly Pixie's Grandad as well ) - hopefully they won't let him drive the coach to Blackpool

I'd forgotten about the coach to Blackpool. Which pro or celeb will most hate it this year?

I have a new theory that this is the reason that Artem went to DWTS, he couldn't face it again

The BBC have missed a trick too. They could've combined the Apprentice's coach trip task with taking the pro's & celebs up to Blackpool. I would pay good money to see Aliona's eye rolling at Apprentice James singing 'One Man Went To Mow', although it is possible that she might choreograph an avant garde American Smooth to it instead.

MDF would just find the singing so emotional though- "It's just so touching" "that the man mowing his meadow" "takes his dog with him" "and then more and more of his friends join in the mowing of the meadow"

That smilie will be forever his!

Thinking about it, it you can't be bothered to type MDF, will do instead

Sabotage ?? ....Wonder who instigated this ? ...

http://t.co/WcJw0Np0Zm

Would Mark run over his three nans? Do birds fly - he certainly would. He would do anything to 'win' something!

Who is the most desperate - oops, I mean competitive? Karen - her choreography isn't as good as Kevin's and most people I know wish she hadn't returned this year.

I don't understand this as Mark was in the front row every single time - bar one - when other dancers were talkin to Zoe. He even moved slightly so he could stay in the shot. If you have diarrhoea that bad - you stay close to the vicinity of the loo - not ensure you are 'in frame' every minue.

He must have been faking it so that the others didn't get suspicious !

Cue another JJ twitter rant saying it was an evil BBC plot to force Ola out.