And if not, why not?

Does apologising in advance get me off the hook for my big mouth?
If so, Sorry everyone.

(now i can say what i like....)

Will also apologise now for any faux pas I may commit later this season and unappreciate the bad back flaring up (teach me to try & fix my daughters bike brakes).

Do we have to say Hail Marys or anything?

I apologise in advance for dropping in intermittently, starting to read from the first unread post and posting as I read - resulting in comments which duplicate what others have already said, or silly questions which are answered in later pages which I haven't yet caught up with. Which I know I do all too often, as this thread tends to move fast on show nights.

I apologise for everything - especially on show nights when the don't drink and post rule nay have been broken

zomg. enough apologising. i've got compassion fatigue already.

I apologise for apologising.

I actually don't give a sh*t.

Apologising for nowt - I'm just a bit scared Frankie seems so nice and, err, beige that TTF is going to go completely OTT to make up for it, *whispers quietly* could he get even worse

What, like Mark Ballas on Haribo over the top

I'm very scared

BTW, didn't really watch Tumble, but it is bugging me, who on earth was the blonde bloke with the square head in it? Not H, the other one who wasn't Carl Froch

His name was Bobby - he's in some CBBC programme apparently. And he managed to win even though he only had one leg that worked in the final

(Not apologising for knowing that)

I too was shocked that the attractive young male contestant nobody's ever heard of from a performing arts background turned out to be a ringer who ended up winning the whole show.

The 'don't drink and post' rule doesn't apply on show nights. If it did, I'd never post on show nights

He made a great effort at bingo: Injury porn, fauxmance, tears as his journey came to an end - only thing missing was a dead Nan.

ah right, thanks for that, was guessing he was the one from some boyband that no one ever knows the name of - he did have a remarkably square head though

I need alcohol to get me through the show. That and the FF button.

Did they not have babywarz on their scorecards either? Amateurs.

It was only series one
Having said that not sure that it is a concept that will be troubled by numerals.

He *was* the baby!

Are you home ... did you have a good holiday
Is it rude to ask for an a recap ETA

Now *that* is a fabulous idea!

Hello DOTs looking forward to another great series of unappreciating! Starting with missing Anya... and someone being given a samba in the week 1.

Looking forward to show time

Oh dear are we having to apologise already, I shall put myself in the naughty corner.

( nothing at all to do with the bar or Artem slouching in the self same corner)

I promise I will put myself in the naughty corner regulalry throughout the season. Is it possible to watch the show without alcohol ? I may try sometime, it is not however a very enticing prospect.

Oh and back to unappreciating, Marks hips

Just that, I know they are moving but they are moving wrong, how can a man move his hips like a woman . I thought it required a wide pelvic notch to do that.

I don't like it, it confuses me, stop it now and move your hips like a man,. I fear we may get patented TOWIE man hips

Mark's hips have been confused by his girly coral Tshirt.

No please, definitely not thank you very much.

The wine has taken the edge off the pain.