He didn't miss a beat doing it! Brilliant.

I've always thought discarding clothing during a dance is a recipe for disarrrterrr

Ha ha

Just rewind to Pasha and the hat, it will sort out all ills

I'd like to appreciate whoever it was that pointed out that with that hair do, Janette looked like Edwina Currie.

Of course, I had to go off to Twitter to have a look. Bleuuuurrrrghhh.

First of all, I don't want to see a picture of him in his underpants, even if they are Armani. He doesn't model for them. Armani uses the likes of Beckham, Ronaldo and Nadal to show off its wares.

Secondly, I have been exposed to a torrent of smarmy tweets.


*Reaches for the Motilium.*

Hat a dream, indeed.

I see a 3 line whip situation forming .......... Triple nans to the front row next Saturday

Slowely but very surely Kevin is putting me right of watching my favourite show . Last night took the bloody biscuit with his hysertical jive . No concern at all for Frankie having to cope with it
Just look at me , me, me , me me me me me me me meeeeee

I liked his little tassel swinging head move when they were called safe

I wouldn't feel robbed if Simon and Kristina won. Simon has grown on me esp. since he wisely got shot of that silly gorilla crest hairstyle, and I'd be pleased for Kristina. I think she's hardworking and genuine.

It's funny - I wouldn't mind Frankie winning because I don't want to penalise her for her pro partner but on the other hand, I'd rather Jake not win because of the message it would send out about the calibre of the pros used which I know is unfair.

But it's either Simon or Caroline all the way for me - and they do seem to have the most equal partnerships of the celebs left.

I'm rooting for Caroline but I'm not sure they'll let her win because of the Dancing on Wheels thing. I like Jake as much as I dislike Janette and what she's done with him so that's a tricky one.

Without a doubt worst win all round would be Mark.
Unpleasant personality, not really that good a dancer, and I really dislike most of what Karen has choreographed. Not to mention her goat wrangling legs which I now find draw my eye all the time.

Anyone else winning I could live with, I would rather Frankie didn't win as I think the whole Clifton thing would be unbearable next year

But wouldn't that mean a guaranteed duffer? Runner up and winner in 2 years and then another contender would make it look like James Jordan has a point . Also, a thought to snuggle with - no pro has won twice so at least it would get it out the way

But there have been a few pros that have never won and eventually buggered off. I would quite like him to fall into that category.

I get the impression he will be harder to shift than Anton . If he's gonna win, might as well get it over with so he can take up the steering the duffer around duties.

Not only is he going for the 'underdog' narrative he's also tweeted this -

Mark Wright @MarkWright_ · 2h 2 hours ago

Once again reading your tweets I want to say thankyou thankyou thankyou for all your amazing words. It feels so humbling to have you all x

It's Uriah Heep, Shamela Stephenson and Lina Lamont all combined. He truly is a class act in utter shamelessness. In many ways it's quite impressive.

I like the way Simon's contribution to baby/nan/mum wars is a very normal-looking teenage daughter who's clearly teetering between pride and embarrassment and a very non-showbiz mum who's just glad he's got a steady job <3

The bit I specially unappreciated in the Zorba tango was the bit at the beginning where Jake was shouting GERTCHA! or whatever it was, while Janette went round the tables doing an impersonation of Angie Watts.

Was she collecting the empty glasses or drinking vodka?

I'm sorry, and you can unappreciate the question if it's been asked a million times before, but what do MDF annd TTF stand for? I can work out who, but not the meaning.
Thanks.

He's "had" rather a few by all accounts

Mark Does Fake

Tiny Tree Frog

Tiny Tree Frog - so named for Kevin jumping across the floor like a frog across lilypads in one of his dances last year.

MDF - Mark as (we consider him) he's as fake and polished like the material.

Thank you, I particularly enjoy the TTF

TTF from last year tiny tree frog, from leaping over the lily pads is Kevin , can also at times be KFG Kevin From Grimsby

MDF Mark does fake from a rather wooden and fake performance.

The Grims include JFG or FFG joanne from Grimsby or female from Grimsby and Karen otherwise the goat wrangler due to the unfortunate things she does with her legs.

I think that is everyone currently 😃
Oops slow typer I see everyone else got in first