I'm already fizzing. At least they don't count tonight.

Don't know why they bother bringing any other paddles really (except Craig)

Well done, you´ve made it to the final! Here have a sticker!

Wow, the judges' picks are really not what mine would have been!

I much preferred it when the contestants chose their favourite dances so it was more of a display at the end of the series!

Unappreciating that the judges' picks are hardly dances people would love to see again. It's if the powers that be at the BBC are trying to kill off Strictly's ratings with this shoddy final.

And she stopped straightening either leg by the half way point

Pixie must be ready to kill when she sees the state of this

Still looked like a week 1 cha cha

Yeah, I just don't like this dance. His timing is miles better than it was the first time, his hip action still isn't great and it's a boring dance. Surely there were other early dances for him that they could have picked if they wanted to show his improvement?

Goat wrangling on full power and all she got was a caterpillar.

OK, admit it. Who was squeezing the singers nads during that? Misbehaving little DOTs!

Three words: Lack-lus-tre

Hello, michelles top lip looks suspiciously full

Scratching my head as to why it got a standing ovation

Terrible, isn't it? What about Simon's salsa, for example.

This isn't great. There's not a huge amount of dancing from MDF in it, and his hands are still awful. It's a bit mincey.

I miss the days of having 2 or 3 people finals. If feels like any old person can make the finals these days.

I really think it's missing Pixie or Jake. One or the other it could have coped with being without but not both. Even if the didn't/wouldn't/couldn't win its a lesser final without them dancing.

Nans! *drink*

theres just no point in trying to figure it out Steps - still cant understand how he got saved over Jake!

Because it's the final.

The problem with a week 1 cha cha cha is that it was designed as a week 1 cha cha cha. The routine itself is simple because that's all he could do in week 1.

Electrodes on the chair seats?

So are Frankie's American Smooth-based showdance and Simon's Argentine Tango the only ballroom dances we are going to see this evening? Deeply, deeply unappreciating this. Would a foxtrot or a waltz have been too much to ask?

MDF does a speech, Claudia puts him down. Things are alright with the world.

4000th post.

Come on Caro and Pasha!!!

They didn't want to be flooded out of their seats if they cried?

Runners with cattle prods?

Congrats on 4000! I never noticed when I passed 5000....

I wish Caroline had had their samba or QS as their judges' choice instead.