Jay's expressions in the photo spread are cracking me up

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ew-series.html

Why is Katie sitting on an invisible shelf?

No, I'm far too young (and I'm lying about one part of that statement )

Yeah, thinking about it I probably admitted to it a bit too readily

Some more photos here

http://www.tellymix.co.uk/gallery/23...toshoot.html/6

It looks like Anita is the winner of this years Natalie Cassidy Memorial Hairbow Award for crimes against hairdressing <as the echoes of 'it's made of real hair' float by on the breeze>

(See that Georgia and Giovanni are in the Ben and Kirstina Pose that gets used for all their sidebar of shame appearances. Ola couldn't look less disconnected if she tried)

What on earth is going on with Helen's hair That fringe

Hi Agent Krycek perhaps Helen has a high forrid, I have one and haircuts without a fringe one way or another do not suit me and by the way I have a full fringe as well.

And why is Jeremy climbing onto an invisible motorbike?

P.Duh was threatening to break into 'song' and he was trying to make a quick getaway?

It looks like one of those fringe wigs - a winge last seen being flogged from a stall on The Apprentice. Perhaps there was box of old stock left cluttering up a store room at the BBC.

(or Brucie's toupe mated with Tess' extensions and that was the result )

Cannot decide if it is cynicism or self consciousness. The former is probably a better sign

Exactly what shade of tan has P.Duh gone

He is looking alarmingly fluorescent isn't he?
And I cannot describe how much I am unappreciating the sight of him in a vest.
I'd love to know exactly why he always looks so flipping pleased with himself. It can't just be because he got dressed all by himself and managed to get his shoes on the right feet without a responsible adult to help him.

Oh hello Terry. Cannot resist us, can you?

Gosh, that is one cheap and 'orrible photoshoot, isn't it? Awful lighting, lousy colour and frightful War Robe creations, all of which look like they're made of plastic.

When you can imagine David Dickinson saying 'a bit much - dial it back a notch' then

I think he looks so chuffed because he has managed to get in front of a camera lens

and they couldn't have put the lovely Aljaz in a more unflattering outfit if they tried.

War Drobe have an extraordinary talent for choosing the most unflattering outfits for their unwitting victims.

They are my heroines

That's far easier to believe than the getting dressed all by himself explanation. I don't buy that one for a second...

He's like a heat-seeking missile!

I think he is expressing the saying "If he was chocolate, he'd eat himself" through interpretative dance...and fakebake.

Fakebake, the most honest endorsement this fake, halfbaked twonk could ever have.

Since it's happened more than once, I assume Kirsty thinks her best look is a somewhat terror-stricken face, as though she's about to either cry or turn and run.

Does anybody else think Peter and Janette look like twins?

Here's hoping! His nerves have got me worried - but they don't seem to be bothering Aliona one little bit. She's a tough little cookie, isn't she? Lightening her hair has made her less pretty imo - not sure why. Maybe related to why Helen's jet black eyebrows make an ugly contrast to her platinum blonde (and rather absurd) fringe.

I'd rather not think about P.Duh's missile thanks.......

/I\