Does it impact on your thinking time about DoD's missile



*Runs away to Alaska to hide for the next six months *

To recover from that awful thought I think I'll google Hiddleston's missile!

Song choices are terrible by the way.

What is it with trying to shoe horn an obscure reference to the contestant into as many songs as possible?

(Although the thought of Ainsley and Natalie tango-ing to Voulez Vous is keeping me going )

Hush your mouth, of course DoD is moulded like Barbie's Ken underneath his trousers.

Lots of photoshop on P.Duh to be 6-12 inchs tall??

I feel a little let down that they aren't dancing to Push It by Salt N Pepa, frankly.

I wish to think of nothing in relation to P.Duh that may involve 6 - 12"

It's a complete travesty isn't it?
You'd think that the least the BBC could do would be to issue a directive stating that Alijaz should wear as few clothes as possible at all times. Otherwise what am I paying my TV licence for - Peter Andre in a vest?


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At first I read that as you meaning that PDuh was only 6 to 12 inches tall.
I know he's on the stumpy side, but his expertly teased hairpiece must be at least a foot and a half high on its own. Then we have to add on at least another 6 inches for the stack heels stuffed with tissue.
I bet when he was with Jordan she kept him in her handbag and only brought him out for filming.

The thickness of the steel door between he and I.

Ooh those song choices are bad! Tangoers are going to struggle I think. Looking forward to War Drobes efforts to make Kristina look like a demure Irish lass There isn't enough shamrock green satin in the world.

Why does this make me think of Father Jack and his pathological reaction to nuns?

Do you not think that PDuh is one of those men who measures his 'talents' in centimetres rather than inches? That way he has a fighting chance of getting into double figures.

*Thinks about mentioning millimetres. Decides to wait until the series has properly started before getting vicious. Retracts claws. For now.*

Reverse, reverse

War Drobe appear to be in on the puns as well, or at least that's the only explanation I can think of for the bird's nest on Anita's head.

I await Ainsley and Natalie's matching salt and pepper shaker outfits with interest.

ETA: Oh good grief, Tristan's hair looks like they've curled it by running scissors along it, like you do with ribbons on the top of a present. Why are they taking their cues from present wrapping?!

Ha ha, it would be funny* if scd was the thing to turn him to drink & by the time he's voted out, he's just chanting "Fe ck! Drink! Girls!" at every opportunity

*in a black humour sense... I don't routinely wish alcoholism on people

Brilliant, please let it be so, anything to make him more interesting

Unappreciating finding out that one of my FB friends is a DO'D fan & she's started sharing his posts. I started to read one and immediately needed 5 shots of expresso to fight the overwhelming drowsiness.

I am in need of a laugh.... perhaps you could share for our sarcastic delectation...

Having a crappy week. When is this thing actually starting (again)?

Tonight, I was going to say about time too as out there has gone bonkers and then I remembered how it gets when the show is actually on.

Has anyone replenished the hard hats, spears and shields, if not I shall do an emergancy order and everyone better bring their own tonight

I share your pain! One of my dear friends expressed her appreciation of TTF fortunately I know her well enough to be able to joke about it in a "then we can never more be friends" kind of way

One of my friends talks about 'her Petey'. I have a feeling this isn't going to be an easy series for the end of my bitten tongue. Or friendship.

Just doing the pre-show check list
Wine - oh heck, yeah.
Pizza - yup.
Claws - manicured.
Bum - spotty.
Hatah status - jellus
Ovaries - quiescent but ready to spring into dialling action.

Ready to roll!

My ovaries are quiet too, I seem to prefer the female of the species both celeb and pro this year, I just want to induct Oti and Natalie, Katie and Helen into the DOT club.
I think all off those would be a right hoot.

Jay's ok, but wit will only take him so far if he is just too scared to dance.

I'm sorry but I'd have to cut off all contact, or kill them, one or the other, which ever leaves less mess on the carpet.

Vodka to be bought on way home, feeling a bit unwell and have a bad day at work so ready to vent BIG STYLE - 90% of which will be aimed at P.Duh, even if all he does is breath, ovaries likely to remain untroubled this year (but the lovely Tamal on GBBO has made up for lack of totty on Strictly and given them a good old workout )

Yes to Tamal can he become a famous mega baker and then do SCD