Have you treated the floors as well? Little beggers can live for years in carpet with only ankles to munch on

I am trying to think of a possible recipient for the aforementioned MATA award.

So far I've only been able to come up with "poisonous fleas in one's underwear" and even that's not a definite. The combination of P'Duh and the phrase "shock boot" is making me yearn to equip him with electrified wellies. Sorry P'Duh. No offence (like he gives a toss...)

The 'troll' you're talking about isn't me, is it?

Sorry if I'm completely wrong - I'm a natural worrier!

The man who sprayed my house a few weeks ago said you must leave the spray down for at least 2 weeks because that's how long the cycle takes for the eggs to hatch - or something. My sympathies, hope you can get rid of them quickly.

Um, not wanting my only delurking message to be about fleas, can I unappreciate TellyMix doing an article about how Jay won their poll for the first week, and illustrating their tweet about it with a big picture of Peter and Janette. I'm more defensive for Jay than anti the Andre but I think Peter gets enough of his own press.

No! Not you.

Glad to hear it - I'm a very suspicious person, got it from my pa!

If you know enough to ask, you know enough to know it's not you ...

i'm not a troll right

What the hell is that bridge doing there? I'm sure it wasn't here a couple of weeks ago.

I think I used it last.
Bit worried that I left half a pint of milk in the fridge.

I hope the next occupant likes cheese

Its one of those EU funded projects . I think it might be slung up quickly over a busy motorway

Thanks. I was concerned about what might be beneath it but if there's a lot of traffic it probably won't be there long.

Maybe a tunnel could be used instead.
Going underground is the way to go!

It's the only form of tolerable milk. I'll water the aspedistra while I'm there.

Every now and then DOD comes out with something that makes me think there is a personality in there, it's just incredibly hard to tell what with the Donegal accent set to maximum and the single facial expression. I can't decide some times whether he's very dry, delivered spot on, or deadly in earnest.

Which has to be better than nightmaring about Peter Andre unleashing his acorn.
I can't say that Tamal does much for me in the pant-tingling department, but he's such a lovely bloke, although he seriously needs to work on his wonky piping.
Nadiya is my favourite ( her little face when she does well is adorable ), but I really warmed to Ian last night. I don't hate him, or think he's smug, but when he burst into tears I did a little "awwww".



I thought it was me!
But I consulted the OH, and he reckons that talking shite about a dancing programme and googling for pictures of men in their pants ( or in Tom Hiddleston's case, not in their pants ) just makes me a daft bat. Which is nice.

Tanzie don't worry, you're taking to the NAT like a DOT to water ... or rather, gin.

No, it's no good... I just can't be doing with Katie. And all this nonsense about Anton, he's a paid professional and they're talking like he's the noob.

May I have rum - I'm not a fan of gin. Does that still qualify me for Dottism? I do have a pink and leopard print onesie on

Of course! See, that's what's great in here. I love Katie, but I'm not going to go all jellus hatah on you because you don't.

I can't do the onesie thing. I borrowed one piece leathers for my bike at one point and they were a pain in the posterior, having to get half undressed every time you needed a comfort break. I get horrible flashbacks whenever I see onesies.

As for Anton, I suppose he is a noob. It's been that long since he's done any proper dancing that he's forgotten how to do it and is having to be retrained. Ringah!

Vickie Gill desperetly trying not to say we have no fatties this year !'!

After watching him ITT I have the sneaking feeling he might be reading here!

I can imagine Lesley Garrett sat throwing peanuts at the tele.

No, we get it pretty much every year that people come in with the express intention of either spamming or baiting us to try to get us banned. They all go straight on my ignore list. I'm all for diverse opinions but not WUMs

I rarely drink gin but it's one of the few alcoholic beverages that i'm not fond of

I wonder if 'No Fatties' was one of Jamelia's clauses for participating?