Originally Posted by sofakat:
“Same here. Colin was sublime. Man could dance. Lovely person too.
DG? Oh please. Lumpen bore.
*runs away*”
Colin was the first celeb that I truly adored on Strictly. All the time I watched, I knew the wardrobe was going to win and it killed me (yes, I am being over-dramatic and I don't sodding care). The public were sold a cod story about a big, bluff, Northern sportsman overcoming more difficulties than even Stephen Hawking would have to and somehow having the greatest Strictly journey EVAH SEEN to become the embodiment of dance perfection and they bought it.
I saw a massive plank of wood t*t about "adorably (vomit)" during VTs with Lilia then CAHM AAHHHT and dance like... a massive plank of wood. Yes, I am exaggerating (very, very slightly). Yes, I am still exceptionally bitter. No, I don't actually frigging care that still, after many years, I come across as a scary, obsessive bint

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(Never forgetting. Never getting over it. Ever.)