I still fancy him. My libido believes in equality.

Lol at the thought that they could potentially be the final two (assuming one hasn't been voted off 'tonight').

Imagine the DS meltdown.

Move immediately to another part of the country and make new friends

Nope, refuse to believe that cheesy fake sincerity combined with rubbish technique and dire choreography will win out over someone who can dance like Jay can. Although, at the moment TTF and Kellie have achieved the impossible and are annoying me far more then P.Duh

Colin was the first celeb that I truly adored on Strictly. All the time I watched, I knew the wardrobe was going to win and it killed me (yes, I am being over-dramatic and I don't sodding care). The public were sold a cod story about a big, bluff, Northern sportsman overcoming more difficulties than even Stephen Hawking would have to and somehow having the greatest Strictly journey EVAH SEEN to become the embodiment of dance perfection and they bought it.

I saw a massive plank of wood t*t about "adorably (vomit)" during VTs with Lilia then CAHM AAHHHT and dance like... a massive plank of wood. Yes, I am exaggerating (very, very slightly). Yes, I am still exceptionally bitter. No, I don't actually frigging care that still, after many years, I come across as a scary, obsessive bint .

(Never forgetting. Never getting over it. Ever.)

Kellie really is the biggest luvvie this show has ever had, and that is saying something.

At the moment, PDuh is leaving me quite neutral. Bleh. I really can't rate Janette's choreo and his trotting did make me laugh but he's not as yet very objectionable, apart from some overmarking going on.

But Kellie and TTF are on Haribos.

COLINWUZROBBED!!!!1!!

and shamelessly copying AGU (*mwah*)

Nevah4get!

With any luck that will be a huge turn off for the rest of the voters.

And fluorescent space dust. And smarties. Washed down with tizer.

Peter in all honesty hasn't annoyed me personally yet, whereas a couple of the others....

Oh and I loved Darren and Lilia.

And that's absolutely your prerogative. Obviously lots of people did.
(Said through clenched teeth whilst fighting the urge to hunt you down and exact revenge ).

Ah, yes - that journey that lasted all of from week one to week 2 and spawned a monster!

ZOEWUZROBBED!
COLINWUZALSOROBBEDABITTOOBUTNOTASROBBEDASZOE!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!

Completely agree. I am still liking her, but we will see!

That was the first series I watched. Oh, the joy of that week 2 quickstep. *Sigh*

But being new it never crossed my mind that anybody but Colin or Zoe would win. Consequently I didn't watch series 4 at all because I was still sulking.

I don't take it so seriously any more, but God the pain of series 3 still lingers.

I liked Colin's ballroom but didn't care for his Latin (rumba aside) and Zoe was as much of gusher as she is now. I did love Lilia's choreography. (Foxtrot especially, and don't forget, THEN in from week 7 they all had to do 2 minutes solid content).

I could comfortably have dealt with a Zoe win. Particularly after that lovely showdance.

The Goughmonster? Not so much.

I still can't get over the fact that Hollins won.

I liked him, was happy with that win

So woz I, others were boring.

I will admit that Lilia did a sterling job of making a shovel-handed Dutch-Elm-Disease ridden plank look like he was doing something like dancing.

But Colin woz robbed.

Other than Austin, I think the only thing that makes me grumpy is that Gethin missed out on the final.

The Gough Wardrobe was so obviously going to win from half way in at the very latest, that there was time to batten down the hatches

I wasn't that bothered about that one. Mind you, I was out of my tree on industrial strength painkillers for most of that series. That definitely helped.

*adds to ignore list*

I can never remember who else was in that serious...maybe I have blocked it out?

(NB - I know I can google it, I just think if I have blocked it out, there has to be a reason.)

I had a look back at the content of Darren's waltz. A lot would struggle with it.