This is Most Definitely Not An Appreciation Thread **Part 21**

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allgrownup

04-10-2015

Originally Posted by Rednell:
“COLINWUZROBBED!!!!1!!

and shamelessly copying AGU (*mwah*)

Nevah4get!”

*mwah* I nicked it off Monkseal

Originally Posted by Kmc1978:
“ZOEWUZROBBED!
COLINWUZALSOROBBEDABITTOOBUTNOTASROBBEDASZOE!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!

”

Amen sister!

Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“Ricky Whittle - great dancer landed with a storyline (together with Natalie in her first series) of "arrogant, thinks he's brilliant, talking about tens in week one, bring him down to size etc etc"
Ali Bastian - elegant, balletic, showmance with Fortuna, yawnsville.
Laila Rouass - not bad at ballroom, paired with Anton, terrible Latin, fell to bits during her rumba.
Craig Kelly - delusional, awful, dragged to Blackpool on a wave of Alesha vitriol (*giggles*).
Zoe Lucker - decent, dull, paired with the Jordanbeast, early shock(lolnotreally)boot.

Forgotten most of the others...”

I was going to get all oh no you didn't about you forgetting St. Jade of the busted knee but then...

Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“Jade Johnson - amazing sparkly pirate space hooker who once danced in a giant silver glittery cobweb to Destiny's Child but popped her knee out, making all other current athletes too shit-scared to do the show so now we wind up with Iwan Bloody Thomas and a one-armed boxer”

...Monkseal did it so much better

Can only join in for the opening pro dance for the forseeable future, Sunday nights are a busy time drama wise on Dutch TV. Will catch up later in the week on the results shows.

Kmc1978

04-10-2015

Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“Martina Hingis - danced like all other tennis players then cashed in her cheque and buggered off asap
Richard Dunwoody - crippling arthritis, stuck his face in Lilia's tits, spent the next three months bitching about what a nob Ricky Nipple was
Rav Wilding - Aliona probably shouldn't have tried sharing her wacky baccy choreography with a policeman it was never going to end well
Lynda Bellingham - RIP, always dressed like a Quality Street, apparently hated Wiggy we're just finding out now
Joe Calzaghe - Kristina's first "victim". At least in this country.
Jo Wood - Made Brenda come over all tender in a carpark
Phil Tuffnell - Katya threw a pen at him once
Ricky Groves - midlife crisis on stilts, Erin made him do a jive entirely made up of kick-ball-changes once because he learnt them at stage school and couldn't do owt else, did a James Bond rumba despite looking more like Blofeld in a crap wig
Jade Johnson - amazing sparkly pirate space hooker who once danced in a giant silver glittery cobweb to Destiny's Child but popped her knee out, making all other current athletes too shit-scared to do the show so now we wind up with Iwan Bloody Thomas and a one-armed boxer
Natalie Casidey - the ORIGINAL Funnity Fun Fun, and don't you forget it.”

BIB 1- managed to completely miss this at the time, what did he say?

BIB2- God I miss Katya <3<3<3

Surely Natalie Cassidy was more Thoopafan than Funnity Fun?

Sherlock_Holmes

04-10-2015

Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“She is very like Gaby without the talent, just the driving ambition & slight coldness. They were/are both very composed, very controlled, might be lovely people but makes them come across on to shows like this as hard-nosed”

It's strange that Gabby is friends with both Kirsty and Katie

Ah well, at least she has a diverse group of friends :
D

allgrownup

04-10-2015

Alright, which one of those b*tches put Janette up in the trapeze? Poor girl must be dizzy.

aurora01

04-10-2015

I thought that routine was rather lovely actually.

Sherlock_Holmes

04-10-2015

Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“Martina Hingis - danced like all other tennis players then cashed in her cheque and buggered off asap
Richard Dunwoody - crippling arthritis, stuck his face in Lilia's tits, spent the next three months bitching about what a nob Ricky Nipple was
Rav Wilding - Aliona probably shouldn't have tried sharing her wacky baccy choreography with a policeman it was never going to end well
Lynda Bellingham - RIP, always dressed like a Quality Street, apparently hated Wiggy we're just finding out now
Joe Calzaghe - Kristina's first "victim". At least in this country.
Jo Wood - Made Brenda come over all tender in a carpark
Phil Tuffnell - Katya threw a pen at him once
Ricky Groves - midlife crisis on stilts, Erin made him do a jive entirely made up of kick-ball-changes once because he learnt them at stage school and couldn't do owt else, did a James Bond rumba despite looking more like Blofeld in a crap wig
Jade Johnson - amazing sparkly pirate space hooker who once danced in a giant silver glittery cobweb to Destiny's Child but popped her knee out, making all other current athletes too shit-scared to do the show so now we wind up with Iwan Bloody Thomas and a one-armed boxer
Natalie Casidey - the ORIGINAL Funnity Fun Fun, and don't you forget it.”

Love the fact that even now Martina is still the most relevant celebrity from that series

Think that most of them will not be earning over 1,2 milliion dollars this year, lol.

Kmc1978

04-10-2015

So even the pro dance choreographers realise that Janette is pants at anything not salsa & so just spin her on a rope for 90 seconds

Camis

04-10-2015

Oh gawd - Jwann is backstage. Someone nobble her, please. Or gag her.

perdiedumpling

04-10-2015

Whoops, missed the start.

Hello all!

Camis

04-10-2015

That hand to chest thing is going to PDuh's prayer hands, isn't it?

aurora01

04-10-2015

I see Daniel and PDuh's fans have been voting

Kmc1978

04-10-2015

OMG, all the couples are hugging... THEY MUST ALL BE SHAGGING!!!

aurora01

04-10-2015

Originally Posted by Kmc1978:
“OMG, all the couples are hugging... THEY MUST ALL BE SHAGGING!!! ”

Giovanni kissed Georgia! (on the forehead) STRICTLY CURSE!!!!!!

franglemand

04-10-2015

"Try not to look like you're attacking her this time, there's a good lad."
Last edited by franglemand : 04-10-2015 at 19:38

aurora01

04-10-2015

Oti looked like she was going to murder somebody during that dramatic music, I do like her.

franglemand

04-10-2015

Kellie's costume is still just awful. She looks like she's trying to be a sexy Anne from the Famous Five.

aurora01

04-10-2015

Daniel as Danny Zuko for MOVIE WEEK, PDuh's insincere humble blathering.

(Save us)

Camis

04-10-2015

O'Dreary as Danny Zuko? Is Kristina going to be in the leather catsuit then?

Maccadanny

04-10-2015

Where has Rod's voice gone? Not that he had much of one in the first place.

Dianie

04-10-2015

Male prayer hands barf material

duckylucky

04-10-2015

Rod Stewart gasping out a song ages me terribly . I was there in his haydays

" we are sailing , we are sailing "

aggs

04-10-2015

Originally Posted by Camis:
“O'Dreary as Danny Zuko? Is Kristina going to be in the leather catsuit then?”

Only if Ola can be persuaded to give the key to the catsuit locker back

Kmc1978

04-10-2015

Originally Posted by aurora01:
“Giovanni kissed Georgia! (on the forehead) STRICTLY CURSE!!!!!!”

Disgusting, she has a boyfriend. I'm complaining to ofcom!!!!!1!!!1!!! *clutches pearls*

perdiedumpling

04-10-2015

I'm probably the only person happy DOD is dancing to Grease, but that's because I was sure they'd contrive something to Darby O'Gill and the Little People.

aggs

04-10-2015

Originally Posted by Camis:
“That hand to chest thing is going to PDuh's prayer hands, isn't it?”

With added thumbs👍

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