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Just read that Peter Andre is saying James Jordan is annoyed that Ola and Iwan are out - says Strictly bias.
I really wish that PA would stick to his own business and not add his two cents worth. I'm not a fan of James Jordan, but . . . Imagine James Jordan and Peter Andre engaged in a battle of wits - that really would be the definition of unarmed combat. Give it a while and Pdull will be denying he said any such thing, and it will be blamed on malevolent, jealous strangers trying to cause trouble. ( AKA the 99.999% of people who aren't Pdull fans). Quote:
Me too - and it also made me hopeful,that for the first time in umpteen years we'll get a male celeb rhumba that isn't too cringeworthy.
(I will be setting up camp behind the settee from the minute P'Duh's is announced. By the time the Saturday night comes, there will be rooms, possibly an en suite and copious amounts of alcohol). I don't really know how to explain it in dance terms, but for me the difference between Jay and Peter is that Jay seems to take on the character of the dance he's doing and becomes completely absorbed by it, whereas Peter just learns the steps and gallops about the dance floor being absorbed by Peter Andre. ( I've just read that back and it makes no sense at all - if anyone can work out what the heck I'm on about could you let me know? )
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Some of the suggestions being offered up for Movie Week are...ugh.
I'd rather gouge my eyes out than be reminded of Fifty Shades of Grey...I wonder if that's a suggestion from Iwan in disguise? Anyway vastly unappreciating PDuh going to dress up as Jack Sparrow, gurning around the dancefloor and probably getting into the camera every minute. Need to pop out for more booze, anybody want anything? |
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Tranquilliser gun, please
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Me too - and it also made me hopeful,that for the first time in umpteen years we'll get a male celeb rhumba that isn't too cringeworthy.
(I will be setting up camp behind the settee from the minute P'Duh's is announced. By the time the Saturday night comes, there will be rooms, possibly an en suite and copious amounts of alcohol).
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Some of the suggestions being offered up for Movie Week are...ugh.
I'd rather gouge my eyes out than be reminded of Fifty Shades of Grey...I wonder if that's a suggestion from Iwan in disguise? Anyway vastly unappreciating PDuh going to dress up as Jack Sparrow, gurning around the dancefloor and probably getting into the camera every minute. Need to pop out for more booze, anybody want anything? ![]() Please tell me that's not true! Jack Sparrow is sex on legs. Peter is bromide on stumps. Can you imagine the eyeliner overload? I suppose it could be worse though - at least it's not anything from Dirty Dancing, or the pottery scene from Ghost. Unless Peter's playing the inanimate lump of clay. |
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I guarantee it will be topless, and the cringiest, cheesiest thing ever to be seen on Strictly. It will make the Vorderumba look classy, sensual and erotic.
I don't really know how to explain it in dance terms, but for me the difference between Jay and Peter is that Jay seems to take on the character of the dance he's doing and becomes completely absorbed by it, whereas Peter just learns the steps and gallops about the dance floor being absorbed by Peter Andre. ( I've just read that back and it makes no sense at all - if anyone can work out what the heck I'm on about could you let me know? ) ![]() Quote:
Right-o, how many darts would you like with that?
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Right-o, how many darts would you like with that?
(Five for P.Duh. Five for me in case the first five don't work on him) |
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There is not enough alcohol in the world to get me through P.Duh sex faces
I think DoD's could actually be sweet, I think Kristina could pitch it right
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I guarantee it will be topless, and the cringiest, cheesiest thing ever to be seen on Strictly. It will make the Vorderumba look classy, sensual and erotic. I don't really know how to explain it in dance terms, but for me the difference between Jay and Peter is that Jay seems to take on the character of the dance he's doing and becomes completely absorbed by it, whereas Peter just learns the steps and gallops about the dance floor being absorbed by Peter Andre. ( I've just read that back and it makes no sense at all - if anyone can work out what the heck I'm on about could you let me know? ) ![]() |
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The night that P'duh does his rumba is the night that I'm opting for an alcohol induced coma
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Imagine James Jordan and Peter Andre engaged in a battle of wits - that really would be the definition of unarmed combat.
) ![]() Hardly the Algonquin Round Table, eh? |
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![]() Please tell me that's not true! Jack Sparrow is sex on legs. Peter is bromide on stumps. Can you imagine the eyeliner overload? I suppose it could be worse though - at least it's not anything from Dirty Dancing, or the pottery scene from Ghost. Unless Peter's playing the inanimate lump of clay. Perhaps we should come up with alternative options? Like the inanimate lump of clay. |
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It's the night I phone Dignitas
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The night that P'duh does his rumba is the night that I'm opting for an alcohol induced coma
![]() I'm not actually sure I can watch it, whatever the getup or music. *shudder* |
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It's so inevitable that he's going to do one
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He might achieve the impossible: if I'm subjected to his sex face, I might actually manage to summon up an atom of sympathy for Pwicey
![]() You just know he won't duck the rhumba, just so he can show us his super, sexy sincere sex faces *throws up slightly* |
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Well, it might fall on 80s night, and they'll have him in a mullet? Or perhaps someone with a sense of humour will make him do it to A Whole New World?
I'm not actually sure I can watch it, whatever the getup or music. *shudder* Seeing as he's a huge Wacko Jacko fan, Peter could do his rumba to 'Ben', with Janette dressed as a rat. I think he may chicken out and refuse to unleash his orange moobs on the viewing public. He'll say it's out of deference to his new wife, and because he doesn't want to drive the women of Britain into a sex crazed frenzy, but it'll really be because he doesn't want to be unfavourably compared to Alijaz. Or Artem. Or Gavin. |
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It may bum Gavin's cred if I remind you he said he did not want to be eliminated the week his idol, one P. Andre Esq, was a guest on the show....
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Too many to quote, but you guys are flipping hilarious - unarmed combat! Tranx for him and you! Digitas!
lump of clay! ![]() ![]() ![]() Thanks for giving my manic Monday a lift... Like Pduh's shoes. |
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It may bum Gavin's cred if I remind you he said he did not want to be eliminated the week his idol, one P. Andre Esq, was a guest on the show....
![]() Actually every idol has to have feet of clay, but oh Gavin
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It may bum Gavin's cred if I remind you he said he did not want to be eliminated the week his idol, one P. Andre Esq, was a guest on the show....
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Meh I saw that I felt he was doing irony
Actually every idol has to have feet of clay, but oh Gavin ![]() Yeah. Let's go with irony. And then never speak of it again. |
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Too many to quote, but you guys are flipping hilarious - unarmed combat! Tranx for him and you! Digitas!
lump of clay! ![]() ![]() ![]() Thanks for giving my manic Monday a lift... Like Pduh's shoes.
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It may bum Gavin's cred if I remind you he said he did not want to be eliminated the week his idol, one P. Andre Esq, was a guest on the show....
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Imagine James Jordan and Peter Andre engaged in a battle of wits - that really would be the definition of unarmed combat.
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I think DoD's could actually be sweet, I think Kristina could pitch it right

