Nope, sorry, I can't hear you

Or the watermelon from DD.

I love the idea of PDuh as a Parrot of the Caribbean

Mashed Potato mound from Close Encounters of the Third Kind?

Triceratops poo from Jurassic Park?

Too harsh?

where he's concerned, never

Gavin had cred?

Of course PDuh was his idol. Same colour, same love of hairgel, played about the same amount of rugby...

Aka the battle of the twits

Have we all fallen under the DO'D crooning spelll
Next thing the DOTS will be gushing over all the pros and become SCD lovies
Bah

His faint air of knowing exactly how ridiculous this show is is rather endearing, plus he's not P.Duh, TTF, Kellie, Iwan or Ainsley, so he's not that bad by default

Tanzie I've POTDed you!

Or Janette, the Goat Wrangler, Jamelia, Kirsty, Brenda...

I find myself falling under his half- grin spell meself . Heaven forbid anyone I know would find out .

Daniel is cute.

He could be the orange plastic slice of cheese in the Burger Royale in Pulp Fiction.
Can you imagine him and Janette recreating the dance in the diner scene?




Have you? I don't know what that means, but I'm hoping that it's good.

The great irony being that he's too cheesy to even play a slice of cheese.

POTD is the Post Of The Day thread

Quoted you in the Post Of The Day thread that was languishing a few pages down. It's a compliment

I'm just trying to work out which of them would get their tongue stuck to the frosty pole.

Now I can imagine them both weeing macho-ly on that electric fence and getting the shock of their lives

After a particularly naff day, and then finding out that PDuh is being Jack Sparrow () I am extremely pleased to see you lot are on form.

I'm still laughing at the thought of a battle of the unarmed twits.

*ponders* Would PDuh be able to 'reach' that far?

I'm thinking that the combination of Janettes frantic choreography and Jack Sparrow flailing plaits could produce an Isadora Duncan moment

Can’t quite believe it yet, but I seem to have signed up just because I rather like it here with DOTs and NATters and have been lurking for a long time…and because I really have to get some unappreciation off my chest (but please let me know if you think I’m in breach of forum rules – this is my first post…):

Karen – what is it with her? (Has she done some bulking exercises for her thighs, btw?) She is not totally incompetent, as she managed to choreograph some routines last year that brought out Mark’s strengths (and no, I was no fan of his by a long shot) and looked presentable. But looking at everything she did before that – I vaguely remember the Irish boybander who, despite an undeniable music background, made barely any progress with her; and clearly remember Dave Myers, who is also an amateur musician, whom she failed totally – and now at what she does with Jeremy, I really wonder what she thinks she is supposed to be doing. (I know it’s not her fault she is far too short for him.) Were there any relevant dance steps in Saturday’s American Smooth? Nothing smooth about it, really, and I would not have recognised it as such. Does she understand that she is supposed to teach the celebrity something and to choreograph in order to showcase his abilities rather than grin and hop and wiggle around? Just look at Kristina – the routine was perfect for Daniel, not too taxing or silly, and it was a fairly recognisable Charleston. Is there any hope Karen will come up with something remotely similar for Jeremy?

I’m also tempted to say something about the hour-long ITT on Friday, but that would bring back JFG’s pink cupcake tiara, so maybe save it for another day.

However, Rod Stewart’s (is he a Strictly superfan or something?) leopard print jacket and the dancers’ matching dresses on Sunday's show cheered me up no end...

Pah.
The sky remote sized acorn has the power to reach anywhere it chooses.
VOM



Blimey. The prize isn't life membership of the Peter Andre fan club is it?

The prize is often accusations of DOTs "bigging up their mates" if we spotty-Rsed jellus hatahs dare to post anything from the NAT in there ...