I'm kind of hoping he has a cape and that it gets wrapped around his neck...

Tightly 😈😈😈

While he wears a stupid wig and fake beard and way too much eye liner, I might be starting to look forward to this a bit.

I'm hoping Jaypet's jive is good

The twee frog is going to be Han Solo isn't he 😖

With a light sabre <inner nerd gets the hump>

I saw Kirsty's feather boa tail and cheered up immensely at all the possibilities

Think they are going for Luke Skywalker. At least the height and nerdiness fits. 👾

I'm hoping that one gets wrapped around Brendan's neck 😈😈😈

Im still holding for wookie, even though he's 5ft too small.

But with wardrobe's attention to detail I'm not sure we'll be able to tell if it's Han or Luke 🙈

Best description of this involuntary action ever!


Yup. He thinks saying 'Paso Doble' in a cod Spanish accent gives him a certain edge. Sadly his leg action and cartoon-like flamenco stance will shatter any such delusion.


I wish. Her sofa appearance with Brenda was smugger than Smugsanna at her worst. She does not know, does she? She dances like a drugged up rag doll.

I do hope to be watching scd live today...sometimes work gets in the way.
I want to see mr punch land on his ass.....ttf land on his face and jay dance a blinder!
I rather hope that helen does well.....she seems to have a battle with herself going on.

I suppose Jabba the Hutt will be too much to hope for

Please join us if you can watch it.

Helen is still one of those that gets lost in the middle for me, she's nice, she dances well and I only remember her when someone mentions her name.

NOooooo, because if he did that, it would prove he has a sense of humour and I don't want to have to start liking him 😳😂

Does anyone else want Helen George to go to a decent hairdresser?

She's a doll- but the hair has a life of its own, shines like nylon, is far to 'big' for her and swaps her tiny face.

I find I am rivetted by it and its eye watering 'blondeness'. Massive extensions, wig?

I like Helen and want her to do well, I imagine she's going to look fab as Monroe, I will be a bit disappointed if Alijaz doesn't wear drag though

My inner nerd will be joining you in a sulk if that happens.

De-lurking and saying hello

Love the wit on this thread - providing me with plenty of amusement.
My main un- appreciation is Pdud - can't abide the creep - totally overmarked - but provides much amusement at his attempts to hide his built up shoes - can tell by his knees that he's wearing very stacked shoes and the overly long trousers just make it more obvious! His posture leads me to think that he is wearing heels much higher that Janette! His vanity knows no bounds,

Also un- appreciating Karen Clifton - never warmed to her right from the start of her joining strictly - comes across as not very nice and insincere - and those legs - good lord - she dances as though she is trying to go to the loo! Also on ITT yesterday she looked really old - looked like she is in her late 30's and the heavy make-up just made her look even older - anyone know what her 'official' age is.

Anyway- probably back to lurking as my wit is very poor compared to most of the posters on here - but I will thoroughly enjoy carrying on reading!

It looked much better on Call the Midwife when she had it in a pixie cut, it suited her face far better imo

http://assets.whatsontv.co.uk/whatso...he-midwife.jpg

Oh there's definitely light Sabres involved

See, now I will have to watch Pdud more closely than I would like. 😒 Well his legs & feet at any rate.

KC is known as the Goat Wrangler here about. 🐐

PA doing the paso will hopefully be the best 90 seconds of the show tonight. My main focal point shall be his paso face.
I have waited so long for this moment & will treasure it forever.

Much, much better!

I just want to see him doing 'butch' and failing miserably.

Aww Hun, this thread is about being the funniest, it's not meant to intimidate you into not posting, it's just over the years we've developed a kind of unappreciating shorthand. And we carry on running jokes (if you're lurking & don't get them, we're happy to explain).

It's just meant to be a place where you can come and get something that's annoying you off your chest so you don't explode (didn't work for me and the Donovator though) 😳😂

Lots of people will find your opinion funny because they relate, like your post, I found it funny because I sit there agreeing with you.

And that's my usual long winded way of saying welcome, where's my prezzie? 😳😂

Now there's a thought, how on earth will he be able to hide his heels tonight, surely he'll be wearing boots, no room for wide flapping trousers in a Jack Sparrow costume 😈