This is Most Definitely Not An Appreciation Thread **Part 21**

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KitKat21

10-10-2015

Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“Aww Hun, this thread is about being the funniest, it's not meant to intimidate you into not posting, it's just over the years we've developed a kind of unappreciating shorthand. And we carry on running jokes (if you're lurking & don't get them, we're happy to explain).

It's just meant to be a place where you can come and get something that's annoying you off your chest so you don't explode (didn't work for me and the Donovator though) 😳😂

Lots of people will find your opinion funny because they relate, like your post, I found it funny because I sit there agreeing with you.

And that's my usual long winded way of saying welcome, where's my prezzie? 😳😂”

I'm impressed since you've come back you haven't said Austinwozrobbed once!

duckylucky

10-10-2015

Originally Posted by sofakat:
“Does anyone else want Helen George to go to a decent hairdresser?

She's a doll- but the hair has a life of its own, shines like nylon, is far to 'big' for her and swaps her tiny face.

I find I am rivetted by it and its eye watering 'blondeness'. Massive extensions, wig?”

It was short on Call the Midwife and much nicer on her little face

http://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp...len_george.jpg

sofakat

10-10-2015

Originally Posted by duckylucky:
“It was short on Call the Midwife and much nicer on her little face”

Someone posted a shot of that cut above, and it looks so much better!

Alli-F

10-10-2015

Originally Posted by sofakat:
“Much, much better!”

She's probably facially the most beautiful woman they've had on Strictly

http://www.onnetflix.com.au/media/ac...len-george.jpg

But she hides behind her long hair imo. She's obviously very reserved, but her hair stops us connecting with her slightly I think

Alli-F

10-10-2015

Originally Posted by KitKat21:
“I'm impressed since you've come back you haven't said Austinwozrobbed once! ”

I think I'm finally getting over it, only took 6 years 😳😂

Still think Gethin is a wooden, sexless twonk though 😂😂😂

Monaogg

10-10-2015

Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“Now there's a thought, how on earth will he be able to hide his heels tonight, surely he'll be wearing boots, no room for wide flapping trousers in a Jack Sparrow costume 😈”

Although Boots are quite good at hiding heel lifts.

tabithakitten

10-10-2015

Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“I'm going to be soooo disappointed if PDuh and the Tweenies are good”

Oh I like that.

*bursts into song*

Hey, hey
Do you want to turn grey?
Come along and play with the tweenies.
Hey, hey
What do you say?
Come along throw up with the tweenies.
You can point at us
And laugh at us
We will tit about and make you SHOUT!
Growl at us and scowl at us
It's okay, show your dismay
Come and watch - our cliche.

I have been a primary school teacher for far too long...

Lily_M

10-10-2015

Oh god, look what I just found on Twitter (I don't follow P.Duh btw, it was retweeted by someone else). What has he got stuck to his chin?

https://instagram.com/p/8pz_rfxQsW/

*runs and hides*

Alli-F

10-10-2015

Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“ Oh I like that.

*bursts into song*

Hey, hey
Do you want to turn grey?
Come along and play with the tweenies.
Hey, hey
What do you say?
Come along throw up with the tweenies.
You can point at us
And laugh at us
We will tit about and make you SHOUT!
Growl at us and scowl at us
It's okay, show your dismay
Come and watch - our cliche.

I have been a primary school teacher for far too long...”

I can't make up my mind which is more vomit-inducing, reminders of how much my son tortured me with the Tweenies as a toddler or Twee Fwog & Titzilla

KitKat21

10-10-2015

Originally Posted by Lily_M:
“Oh god, look what I just found on Twitter (I don't follow P.Duh btw, it was retweeted by someone else). What has he got stuck to his chin?

https://instagram.com/p/8pz_rfxQsW/

*runs and hides*”

Oh Jesus H Christ.

Camis

10-10-2015

There are no words....

If he gets the pimp slot, my TV screen may be in danger.

Camis

10-10-2015

That's brilliant Tabs!

Titzilla (great name Alli!) is definitely bossy Bella

Alli-F

10-10-2015

Originally Posted by Camis:
“There are no words....

If he gets the pimp slot, my TV screen may be in danger.”

I keep a bath sponge for just such occasions (Jamie frigging Redknapp in my case), I can throw it at tv without damaging it 😳😂😂

Agent Krycek

10-10-2015

So hoping the 'tash starts coming off mid dance

KitKat21

10-10-2015

Well that picture has made my decision whether or not to watch live a lot easier!

Avengers age of ultron it is!

Camis

10-10-2015

Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“So hoping the 'tash starts coming off mid dance ”

As he twirls the cape, it gets stuck to the inevitable dreadlocks. While trying to detach the cape which is now attached to his head like a limpet, he continues to furiously stomp and shout 'ole' and as he flings his hand up he catches the beard which remains stuck on one side of his face. The stomping causes the built up boots to start collapsing and he finishes the dance limping on one built up boot with what looks like a spider attached to one side of his head and a cape wrapped around his head. Meanwhile, Janette is still desperately flinging herself at him like a demented crab.

I can dream can't I?

Rednell

10-10-2015

Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“I keep a bath sponge for just such occasions (Jamie frigging Redknapp in my case), I can throw it at tv without damaging it 😳😂😂”

I don't know how that hasn't occurred to me before. I even have a labrador retriever to bring it back to me so I don't have to keep fetching them myself. Think she'll be being brought out of gundog retirement and as long as I have plentiful sweeties and cuddles for her she won't give a toss.

MayD

10-10-2015

Originally Posted by Rednell:
“I even have a labrador retriever to bring it back to me so I don't have to keep fetching them myself. Think she'll be being brought out of gundog retirement.”

Just don't get the 12 bore too or a visit to Richer Sounds or Currys might be necessary

http://www.corneredcat.com/images/Ho...s/S_splat2.jpg

Agent Krycek

10-10-2015

Originally Posted by Camis:
“As he twirls the cape, it gets stuck to the inevitable dreadlocks. While trying to detach the cape which is now attached to his head like a limpet, he continues to furiously stomp and shout 'ole' and as he flings his hand up he catches the beard which remains stuck on one side of his face. The stomping causes the built up boots to start collapsing and he finishes the dance limping on one built up boot with what looks like a spider attached to one side of his head and a cape wrapped around his head. Meanwhile, Janette is still desperately flinging herself at him like a demented crab.

I can dream can't I?”

I'm dreaming with you

Rednell

10-10-2015

Originally Posted by MayD:
“Just don't get the 12 bore too or a visit to Richer Sounds or Currys might be necessary ”

Lily_M

10-10-2015

And the judges would still give him eights.

Btw, I keep meaning to ask - where is chachachavvy?

duckylucky

10-10-2015

I think the demented crab slot has been taken by Gleb . If its anything like the training clip we are in for a real guffaw

Speaking of Gleb I am very very shallow but his name is putting me off . Its a very ugly sounding name for some reason

aggs

10-10-2015

Hahaha marvellous

Tanzie

10-10-2015

Originally Posted by Lily_M:
“Oh god, look what I just found on Twitter (I don't follow P.Duh btw, it was retweeted by someone else). What has he got stuck to his chin?

https://instagram.com/p/8pz_rfxQsW/

*runs and hides*”

I can't be sure, but it looks like the vajazzled trimmings from someone's bikini wax.

Trust him to have some nice, tidy, designer facial fur. I'm hoping his beardy thing flies off halfway through his Paso Dooblay and attaches itself to Janette.

Monaogg

10-10-2015

Originally Posted by duckylucky:
“I think the demented crab slot has been taken by Gleb . If its anything like the training clip we are in for a real guffaw

Speaking of Gleb I am very very shallow but his name is putting me off . Its a very ugly sounding name for some reason”

Sounds like something produced during a heavy cold

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