Jake would be good for thread pet as long as he digs the hole for Karen and we have Katya back, I wonder if Katya sent Aliona here hat as support.

Oh he is doing a dangerous lift with Karen, he could break her just a bit and we could have Katya back,nothing serious , just something that will last 11 weeks or so.

Ah now we have to have a woman out first as otherwise there will be a spare female pro, all this planning,

Who knew it took all this,planning to be fiendish 😓

I was wondering about Scott for thread pet (if only to get him away from Tina Sparkle.

But OurLeona is just as good... Did anyone see the VT about the trousers ripping on ITT and the way she immediately put distance between them (went to the music machine) and gave him "A Look" which basically said.... pants on or else.................

Sorry need brain bleach.

Psst, he's with Janette . Would adore to have Katya back. Anya is probably the back up pro atm though & as much as I love her too, she hasn't quite got the personality to have a Gav/Katya style pairing with Jake.

Do you think Chelseepet's union jack dress could be altered into a tango dress? I've put it on my bingo card for Saturday in anticipation.


I had to rewind to check he really did say that! He instantly became my favourite

Oh dear I haven't got the hang of this being fiendish lark.

Janette would do , though Anya would be a no go, both of them too quiet they would be invisible

If you've already set the traps to nobble Karen, then Mark seems outgoing enough to partner quiet Anya, so don't worry too much

If the traps can get someone with Grimsby connections, why not FFG?

I have been ill.

I suffered a severe allergic reaction to the Tiny Tree Frog's sister from Grimsby.
They truly are a Cringe of Cliftons.

I feel poorly when they are on my telly.


I think the sister might find herself voted out PDQ. Well I hope so.

Might have to go undercover to try and nobble the brother though.




Also want to unappreciate the low heeled shoes given to Alison Hammond and the lady from MrsBrown's Boys.


I didn't miss Bruce, but now that Ian Hyland has been suggesting that Tess should go back up into her Pit and Claudia should be down with the judges....I keep thinking he might be right.

What is it with ITT ?


Deeply unappreciative of how they decided, people's champions, ie those who go out mid series are so popular we want them back on the programme they were not ulnar enough to win, that Widdecome woman, then Russelland now little Lisa from Manchester, not happy

National Treasures dont you know

It's funny how the real people's champions like Tom Chambers, who broke the scoring system and won purely because people wanted him to, are airbrushed from Strictly history.

No I don't flaming know,

A national treasure is someone like Joanna Lumley after THAT look to the minister about the Gurkhas,

Or Richard Attenborough

Or Benerdict Cumberbatch f

Lisa can only wish

Good point. Even though they tried to fix it so he couldn't win, he was still more popular than NotClooney. Why on earth did the judges push NotClooney's invisible brilliance on us all the time? Did the BBC want her to present a new show or something?

what was the Les Dawson joke about his mother-in-law? Something like - national treasure? Someone should have taken her out and buried her ...

Ah, I assumed the reason I had a swollen foot covered in an itchy rash all week was down to a wasp sting on my ankle, but now I think about it...

Or Stephen Fry

Or Emma Thompson

People with real wit; not those who think LOUD means funny

It was completely baffling - didn't Len say at one point in the manner of a sulky teenager, something like she was the best female celeb on the show like evvvvahhh? I mean, she wasn't even the best female in her own series

On the other hand it is hilarious when a seasoned 'national treasure', like Blulu, finds out they are not popular at all and then tries to palm the humiliation off on their pro partner. Umm, yes Blulu, people didn't vote for you because you were partnered with Brendan. That must be it.

No, dont you remember - it was all due to Bonfire Night extravaganzas in Scotland in general and Glasgow in particular and the ensuing traffic jams.

nah, allergic reaction, known as the Clifton cringe.

It's terrible.

Oooops ! I wasnt being serious !!!!
National Irritants more appropriate !

Oh yes, everyone in Scotland, where they naturally adore Blulu, burnt their fingers holding sparklers and couldn't dial the number.

I know I am feeling grumpy and THAT woman being encouraged back on the show has made me grumpier,
The Lifton Cringe and the Lisa Lurgy are just too much

Oh Christ! Thank god I made the decision not to watch ITT live. I'm already feeling sorry for myself after having a cracked tooth extracted this morning. The sight of Miss Fun Funnity Fun would have sent me into a stabby frenzy.

I am of course, putting my cracked tooth down as a side affect of the Clifton Cringe