Such knicker-wetting ( ) levels of awesomeness reached it now feels churlish to stay lurking in't shed.

I bring a shedful of homemade wine (damson, blackcurrant, elderberry, and damnsonandelderberry) for when the proper stuff runs out and you just don't care anymore - shed's unlocked and woodburner's lit

Claudia made me laugh 😂

🐸 Twee Fwog

*reads rules of drinking game, checks alcohol stash, runs to Oddbins and starts panic buying*

Think the fun in this thread tonight will hopefully dull the pain of Toss & the actual dancing

I've just switched Pointless on, and I'm hugely appreciating the fact that the marvellous Mark Billingham is wearing the PDuh Sparrow memorial moustache.

Ooh, homemade wine *nom*. You can get properly sloshed on that stuff

Welcome all newbies/delurkers

Oooh! How fab!

Prime position chaise longue and extra pashminas for widdishins!

Well DOTS - we've never been this well stocked nor had so many marvellous delurkers come and join us


*comes over all weepy and reaches for whisky*

Is the sun over the yard arm yet?

Class!

Welcome

*sighs happily*

Of course! And yes, I think RBF will go - but not gracefully!

Evening dahlings! *mwah* I see we're well-stocked on the alcohol front and have strength in numbers. Warm welcome to the new bees and returnees! Has Fluffy been extradited to Bognor yet? Welcome back fluffy <3

Have been out of the loop for most of the week so I'm ready to be amazed (/disappointed) by "Plod around to something vaguely resembling a movie-scene week"

My, you lot have gabbed on this week, still no new thread yet though.

I'm hoping for Atheltoe the Hare Mouse and one of the numerous "space whores"

The thought of Brendan dragging her away by that feather boa tail as she's screaming "no" is delicious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Brilliant, now my mind is boggling

We're not getting one 😩😩😩

It's all very hygge in here tonight


Trendy word alert

I give up out there . You cant have an opinion now without being patronised
" throws herself on the couch and swigs the Martini straight from the bottle "

Right now on to the matter in hand of sniggering Craigs " dance "

I knocked my son's tv over with a rolled up sock, luckily there was a wall behind it 😳😳😳

Much safer in here darlin' AND we have a sense of humour

Thanks for gracing us with your presence


Oooh, get you!

reading Darcey in the express magazine and she is of the opinion Kirsty and pduh can dance. They must the beeb favourites getting pushed this year

Did anyone else hope that ET would rip its hood off and it would be the Andre?

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Lumme that opening number was naff

Well it's all downhill from that although OMG I like Claud & Tess' outfit & makeup

The tops of their frocks are better this week.