Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“I wouldn't like to put everyone else to shame with my extensive resume.”
“I wouldn't like to put everyone else to shame with my extensive resume.”
Oh poo! I really, really wanted to see that.
*sulks*
This is Most Definitely Not An Appreciation Thread **Part 21**
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Originally Posted by Kmc1978:
“Hey, I did my best to unappreciate Louis on own but I was severely outnumbered”
“Hey, I did my best to unappreciate Louis on own but I was severely outnumbered”
No I joined you on the naughty step too, I could never get past his huge hands that meant his arm span was :o.
Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“We also bring them in when judges are mean to them, wasn't Hairy Biker Dave semi-thread pet?”
“We also bring them in when judges are mean to them, wasn't Hairy Biker Dave semi-thread pet?”
Is seriously re evaluating this thread as a place to hang out
Originally Posted by coppertop1:
“And it was as nauseating as this has got this afternoon too,
Do I have to read you all the thread terms and conditions again, stamps foot
?
I may have to stand all by myself in a corner, I like him, I thought he dun good but he ain't no saviour of dance, he's just a nice boy who can dance a bit !
Talk about performance pressure, the quivering will start an earthquake”
“And it was as nauseating as this has got this afternoon too,
Do I have to read you all the thread terms and conditions again, stamps foot
? I may have to stand all by myself in a corner, I like him, I thought he dun good but he ain't no saviour of dance, he's just a nice boy who can dance a bit !
Talk about performance pressure, the quivering will start an earthquake”
Hahahaaaa! I love it when you get all stroppy
Look, I feel the same. He reminds me of my nephew so I cannot feel anything but vaguely Aunty-like towards him, given I have no maternal side at all.
He also has the face of startled dormouse, so I do not find him sexy. I just like his potential as a dancer.
Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“We also bring them in when judges are mean to them, wasn't Hairy Biker Dave semi-thread pet?”
“We also bring them in when judges are mean to them, wasn't Hairy Biker Dave semi-thread pet?”
Ugh, just ugh!
Nevaaaahhhh! Well, not in my eyes. Far too grubby.
Good lord, I take the afternoon off and you all start gushing over Jay like a load of pensioners at a showing of Magic Mike.
Get a grip!
*chucks a bucket of water over the most flustered*
Get a grip!
*chucks a bucket of water over the most flustered*
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“Well, if you want us to go back to discussing Giovanni, his excessive sweating and how this may impact on his sex life (plastic sheeting, picnic rugs, bungee ropes et all) it can be arranged”
“Well, if you want us to go back to discussing Giovanni, his excessive sweating and how this may impact on his sex life (plastic sheeting, picnic rugs, bungee ropes et all) it can be arranged
”
That would actually suit me fine.
I seem to know much more about avoiding the perils of excessive sweating than I do about dancing.
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“See, that proves the plastic sheeting is a bad idea, you need something that'll stop the aqua plaining.”
“See, that proves the plastic sheeting is a bad idea, you need something that'll stop the aqua plaining.”
BUNGEE CORDS!!
Originally Posted by KitKat21:
“Speaking of, I really would.”
“Speaking of, I really would.
”
*Throws KitKat some bungee cords and the tartan picnic blanket of doom.
Passes everyone else a sick bucket.*
I'm also unappreciating some of you lot's recent appreciation of the goat wrangler. Her forced goofiness irritates me & I hate people shovelling food into their mouths & then talking/laughing with their mouths full... but that's cos I is wew brought up innit
Bloomin' heck you lot, you've been running on a lot today!
Talking of thread pets, is there anyone in this year's cast who we would take drinking? I know we've already got Drunk Aunty Debs and Goddess Natalie. Katie? She often looks like she's been on the Prosecco before the show anyway (I think it's compulsory if you have to dance with Anton).
Unappreciating conversation in staff room at lunch time when some people were gushing over Titzilla and one person outed herself as a PDuh fan. I should have seen it coming - they were all swooning over Mark '3 Grans' Wright last year.
Talking of thread pets, is there anyone in this year's cast who we would take drinking? I know we've already got Drunk Aunty Debs and Goddess Natalie. Katie? She often looks like she's been on the Prosecco before the show anyway (I think it's compulsory if you have to dance with Anton).
Unappreciating conversation in staff room at lunch time when some people were gushing over Titzilla and one person outed herself as a PDuh fan. I should have seen it coming - they were all swooning over Mark '3 Grans' Wright last year.
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Good lord, I take the afternoon off and you all start gushing over Jay like a load of pensioners at a showing of Magic Mike.
Get a grip!
*chucks a bucket of water over the most flustered*”
“Good lord, I take the afternoon off and you all start gushing over Jay like a load of pensioners at a showing of Magic Mike.
Get a grip!
*chucks a bucket of water over the most flustered*”
I can't watch that film, I've tried a few times and my girly bits just shrink in horror. 😱🙈🙈🙈 Amazingly for me and my reputation, I find male strippers really off-putting and grubby
What have you lot to say for yourselves? Non-apping? I don't think so!
Get a grip! Where is your TTF moaning? Where is your Titzilla angst? What about your P'Duh and Janette stomp assessment?
Not a discussion about Giovanni sweating in the throws of ecstasy?
What is with you?
Get a grip! Where is your TTF moaning? Where is your Titzilla angst? What about your P'Duh and Janette stomp assessment?
Not a discussion about Giovanni sweating in the throws of ecstasy?
What is with you?
Originally Posted by shuddupfluffy:
“What have you lot to say for yourselves? Non-apping? I don't think so!
Get a grip! Where is your TTF moaning? Where is your Titzilla angst? What about your P'Duh and Janette stomp assessment?
Not a discussion about Giovanni sweating in the throws of ecstasy?
What is with you?”
“What have you lot to say for yourselves? Non-apping? I don't think so!
Get a grip! Where is your TTF moaning? Where is your Titzilla angst? What about your P'Duh and Janette stomp assessment?
Not a discussion about Giovanni sweating in the throws of ecstasy?
What is with you?”
I hate everything and everyone connected with SCD.
Actually, after the day I've had, I just hate people.
Better?
Originally Posted by shuddupfluffy:
“What have you lot to say for yourselves? Non-apping? I don't think so!
Get a grip! Where is your TTF moaning? Where is your Titzilla angst? What about your P'Duh and Janette stomp assessment?
Not a discussion about Giovanni sweating in the throws of ecstasy?
What is with you?”
“What have you lot to say for yourselves? Non-apping? I don't think so!
Get a grip! Where is your TTF moaning? Where is your Titzilla angst? What about your P'Duh and Janette stomp assessment?
Not a discussion about Giovanni sweating in the throws of ecstasy?
What is with you?”
I'll have you know that some of us are immune - and haven't even been here!
Bloody nerve.
Which reminds me I haven't even watched the Results Show. Is there any point?
Originally Posted by KitKat21:
“I hate everything and everyone connected with SCD.
Actually, after the day I've had, I just hate people.
Better?”
“I hate everything and everyone connected with SCD.
Actually, after the day I've had, I just hate people.
Better?
”
You little liar. Underneath you're mush.
Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“I can't watch that film, I've tried a few times and my girly bits just shrink in horror. 😱🙈🙈🙈 Amazingly for me and my reputation, I find male strippers really off-putting and grubby”
“I can't watch that film, I've tried a few times and my girly bits just shrink in horror. 😱🙈🙈🙈 Amazingly for me and my reputation, I find male strippers really off-putting and grubby”
So do I. Much as I love a great body, I find male strippers really sleazy.
Originally Posted by Camis:
“Bloomin' heck you lot, you've been running on a lot today!
Talking of thread pets, is there anyone in this year's cast who we would take drinking? I know we've already got Drunk Aunty Debs and Goddess Natalie. Katie? She often looks like she's been on the Prosecco before the shoe anyway (I think it's compulsory if you have to dance with Anton).
Unappreciating conversation in staff room at lunch time when some people were gushing over Titzilla and one person outed herself as a PDuh fan. I should have seen it coming - they were all swooning over Mark '3 Grans' Wright last year.”
“Bloomin' heck you lot, you've been running on a lot today!
Talking of thread pets, is there anyone in this year's cast who we would take drinking? I know we've already got Drunk Aunty Debs and Goddess Natalie. Katie? She often looks like she's been on the Prosecco before the shoe anyway (I think it's compulsory if you have to dance with Anton).
Unappreciating conversation in staff room at lunch time when some people were gushing over Titzilla and one person outed herself as a PDuh fan. I should have seen it coming - they were all swooning over Mark '3 Grans' Wright last year.”
After Saurday night and her get ins, I'd take Karen for a drink, get her ratarsed and find out what she sees in Twee Fwog. Has he got a big one or something? *vomit
Titzilla - god no, Helen might be hilarious after a few, Kirsty would have one and tell everyone to be sensible, Katie & Jamelia would just giggle & you'd get enough of that from me, Carole is far too happy & Georgia too drippy.
I'd go for drink with Anthony & Jeremy though.
Phew reinforcement !
Moi stoppy !
I just can't do full blown appreciation it makes me feel sick. Shades of grey for everyone.
Re Karen and the popcorn ewwww ! Cos I wuz brung up rite too 😜
Moi stoppy !
I just can't do full blown appreciation it makes me feel sick. Shades of grey for everyone.
Re Karen and the popcorn ewwww ! Cos I wuz brung up rite too 😜
Originally Posted by sofakat:
“I'll have you know that some of us are immune - and haven't even been here!
Bloody nerve.
Which reminds me I haven't even watched the Results Show. Is there any point?”
“I'll have you know that some of us are immune - and haven't even been here!
Bloody nerve.
Which reminds me I haven't even watched the Results Show. Is there any point?”
Nope, nauseous opening dance story of Karen & Twee Fwog falling in love, Andrea Bocelli & Ainslie being all heartfelt & rambling when in bottom 2. There you go all up to date
Jeremy yes I'd go for a drink with him too , he can bring his brother
But not in that Jacket , patent leather jacket
But not in that Jacket , patent leather jacket
Originally Posted by Kmc1978:
“I'm also unappreciating some of you lot's recent appreciation of the goat wrangler. Her forced goofiness irritates me & I hate people shovelling food into their mouths & then talking/laughing with their mouths full... but that's cos I is wew brought up innit”
“I'm also unappreciating some of you lot's recent appreciation of the goat wrangler. Her forced goofiness irritates me & I hate people shovelling food into their mouths & then talking/laughing with their mouths full... but that's cos I is wew brought up innit”
Don't worry, she still annoys me. Unlike Alli, the get-ins put me off her even more.
I haven't seen the results either. By the looks of it, I'm not missing much.
Originally Posted by Rednell:
“You take into account who is threadpet each year in your spreadsheets?
Did Louis generate as much interest in his dancing as Jay appears to be doing so? Or was it because I was rather meh about Louis that I didn't really pay attention?
Vaughny was a threadpet.”
“You take into account who is threadpet each year in your spreadsheets?
Did Louis generate as much interest in his dancing as Jay appears to be doing so? Or was it because I was rather meh about Louis that I didn't really pay attention?
Vaughny was a threadpet.”
Not sure if I was just lurking in them days and not posting - but seem to recall The Hobbit being put forward for the job.
Gavbot was a thread pet as well, wasn't he?
Originally Posted by Kmc1978:
“I'm also unappreciating some of you lot's recent appreciation of the goat wrangler. Her forced goofiness irritates me & I hate people shovelling food into their mouths & then talking/laughing with their mouths full... but that's cos I is wew brought up innit”
“I'm also unappreciating some of you lot's recent appreciation of the goat wrangler. Her forced goofiness irritates me & I hate people shovelling food into their mouths & then talking/laughing with their mouths full... but that's cos I is wew brought up innit”
She just seems to genuinely get how to be with a but of a duffer.
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