Get well soon.

Thanks all

I bloody hope so, the crying and sweating ain't pretty.

Dunno what my excuse is then 😳😳😳😂

Given that it's doubtless an aspect of his physiology that he has no control over, I'm not sure he needs to provide an 'excuse'.

Unless he's consciously choosing to sweat at will, for some unknown reason. That doesn't seem very plausible though, does it?

Don't do a rumba with Govanni for a bit then, you'd get stuck together

It was a poor word choice - I know he doesn't need to provide an excuse. I should have said, "I wonder what the reason is?" instead of "What's his excuse...." Sorry about that.

It's not my day ahemmm

Will try harder to post appropriately.

It's fine hun, you are allowed to unappreciate anything you like, just maybe keep it to fact

I think that, after Len laying into him, some of us are feeling sorry for him this week. I really like him, I think he would maybe have been better with someone like Jamelia or Kirsty because together they make quite a drippy (excuse the pun) pairing. 😳😂

I think he feels very much out on a limb. He's been given a beautiful little dingbat with all the personality of a Maltezer to dance with, and he can barely understand her her strangled vowels. She is also not very bright and, when compared to the average Italian girl, must be falling short in many, many ways.

And there's the Nasty Old Git on the Panel whinging and whining and being thoroughly unpleasant.

Bet he wants to go home now.

I'd love to see him with Kirsty - not sure if I'd want Brendan with Georgia though but it's intriguing to think about. Can you imagine how over the moon he'd be? I think Georgia's a great little dancer and that was a fine rumba - to me, it had plenty rumba steps. This is the night Len gave Jeremy a 7

The rumba has always been a series of poses linked together with a bit of walking

And there were plenty of other pros faffing abaht and avoiding the steps far more than Govanni. Maybe it was meant to drum up sympathy for a forgettable couple and they'll come aht and give it some this week with a triumphant return?

I've been watching Strictly for too long I think, I'm becoming a cynical old hag (no heckling from the back about "becoming" 😜😂 )

It wouldn't be top of the Superpower Wish List would it?

Hyperhidrosis Man - fighting crime with plastic sheeting and a tartan picnic blanket.

Doesn't he partner Jwanne Clifton in real life? He must have learnt how to switch off mentally. He's probably finding Georgina quite relaxing in a non pink, sparkly, Disney way

I wouldn't want his first strictly experience to be with someone whiny and neurotic who's erring towards the delusional about her dancing ability though... plus, i'm quite enjoying seeing Brenda driven to despair

Jwanne is a pill, granted, but he didn't have to teach her.

Georgie is a little madam who is very spoilt (little girl like/everything done for her) and quite dim. Not a single thought seems to flit across that adorable face, ever. The boredom must be immense for him.

When you are teaching, trust me, it is tooth-grindlingly depressing.

Whilst I am seriously impressed with his English, peoples fluency in other languages always does that to me, I thought last night he was struggling a bit following convestations.

Of all the people to try and communicate with Georgina and Len must be the worst.

I am quite good at French or rather I thought I was until we went to the Langedoc area this year, I had not a clue what they were saying even oui wasn't wee but way. Barked out as if everyone in Langedoc hated everyone else.

Good thing about dancing with Jwanne is she has to shut up to do it, the rest of the time he must be suicidal.

Didn't they win world championships? In which case, I'm going to give him time to show what he can do with little princess.

I'd like to unappreciate the constant overuse of the truly naff phrase, 'smashed it' in relation to dances on SCD.

You do not smash a dance. Seriously. What are we? A bunch of inarticulate teens?

'Yew came aht 'n' you smashed it' should be left to the old git Lens of this world. A dying breed of inarticulate old codgers who revel in their dank stupidity and OTT East End roots.

Actually when I lived in the East End most of them thought he was a right prat.

OMG! That's hilarious reminds me of the sketch Billy Connolly did on An Audience With where he talked about wearing incontinence pants one of the funnies things I've ever seen

Errr.....no Miss, sorry Miss, won't happen again Miss 😳😳😳😜

I agree!

Cynical? no, just wise!

I know Sofs apparently being able to talk, speak and argue in whole sentences is not appreciated or understood.

I dunno, the way that Pduh has been stomping in every dance, i'm pretty sure that something's going to break soon

Is it too mean to suggest Janette?

You have a point

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