Blue Monday for a Tango, does that actually work* It's very similarly paced throughout, apart from the sharp drum breaks, which are surely too rapid to get any decent footwork, head movements in

And Beautiful Day for a Paso, WTF. Thinking about My Generation for a QS is currently making my head hurt


*Obviously I do realise the 'suitability for the chosen dance' isn't the song picking monkeys primary consideration.

Getting in early to unappreciate Davarch's version of Blue Monday

Just seen who is dancing to Dream a Little Dream. That's one of my favourite songs and it's going to get the TTF treatment .

It a lovely song however equally it's perfect to be turned into a TTF twee fest.

Ponders how much longer the public will go without noticing this ALL he can do, in fairness to him he clearly knows his limitations and had never tried to do sexy,

However there are a range of stories to be told between saccharine and sexy, it might be nice if he visited them occasionally.

Also perhaps leave the mid 20th century, odd he wasn't even born then, he has an overwhelming nostalgia for a time when he wasn't around. I was in the 60s and those nylon dresses and crimpalene men at c and a slacks, produced so much static on the dance floor when my mum and dad used to go dancing walking across the floor as a small child, the room was a shock hazard.

Not to mention the fug made up of cigarette smoke, poor body hygiene , weekly baths and no deodorant or antiperspirant, hairspray, brill cream ,and fish paste sandwiches , with pickled eggs all drying up in the corner.

Take it from me Kevin dancing in the 60s required no sense of smell and a willingness to be electrocuted 3 times on the run to the table to get a glass of pop.

You too? It is also one of my all time favourites and I am appalled that those two twonks will be wrecking it for me

🙏Prays that Kevin never, ever realises there is a 'sexy' end to the spectrum.

I think his Saturday morning tele must have been The Partidge Family, The Brady Bunch, The Monkees and Happy Days on repeat.

I'm thinking of starting a 'Jay puts his right sock on before his left - this proves what a faker he is' thread.

I really like it as well, it's going to drown in a sea of twee isn't it I'm dreading this more then Blue Monday, Blue Monday is likely to be very, ummm, odd, this is just going to a saccharine sweet mess with added treacle and sugar on top

Thanks!

And that's before the wunnerful, wunnerful singers get their vocal cords round it.

It only works if its a very staccato, dead behind the eyes tango. The band will wreck it anyway.

Beautiful day is a shite choice for a paso. Have no idea how they will make that work.

The music gets worse every year. It is now farcical.

I remember being told at the end of last series, when I wasn't giving a hoot about any Caroline ringer-ness that people who were defending her would be remembered and it would be used against them next series if they changed their view - which - hhoookkkayyy
Luckily - view not changed.

I think you should run with that, if only to give the hatahs a heart attack as they scramble to agree with you.

I can sort of see that in the theme weeks it's difficult to get a happy match of song and dance - and when they're doing the hilarious <lamented rolly eyes here> play on names/day job - but this week seems to be played fairly straight so there isn't any excuse for not using the best fits.

They won't, is the simple answer Mind you, with Brendan's love of soft rock, I do wonder if this isn't his own choice, and will he take the opportunity to dress up as Bono - actually, it's been a while since we've had an overblown soft rock epic from Brendan isn't it, I could start looking forward to this

Please let him do the patented Brendan arms reaching out and walking away move

Should it include a poll?

Oh yeah, whilst dressed as Bono Kirsty can be The Edge and wear a hat

I was just reading that school thread and it made me think of the brilliant 'Artem is terrible' thread. A 'proof that Jay's a cynical faker thread' could be fun

Oh yes. Pointless polls are obligatory now.

Urghhhhhh.

I wonder if he'll drop her this time?

I want to unappreciated my own sub conscious.

I had a romantic dream involving P.Duh!

I need therapy.

*watches Jay's jive again*

Oh yes I remember that!

Shame really cos I couldn't give 2 hoots again this year,

All our posts copied and pasted somewhere being completely wasted !

As you say hhoookkayyy

Think you've just beaten my one for a few years ago involving Colin and Justin the two gay Scottish designer chappies

Do you need alcohol?

I always need alcohol!

Some years ago, I had a romantic dream involving Jeremy Clarkson (who I don't fancy in the slightest). Oh, the shame!