Oh yeah, they're up there with the Paul Ross print

...I'm not quite sure. But I thought at some point it had to get better. Trust me, it really, really doesn't. At all. The cats howled.

Ha, I just assumed it was sheer coincidence that he was actually given one of his requested songs. It does make me wonder whether he had it effectively choreographed in his head, Anita's less than lyrical arms not withstanding.

Excuse me Barishnkov was my addition contract rules Sofs contract !

He is only available on the first Monday of the third week until he has been here 2 months, harumph.

You recruit good staff and then they get subverted by free range DOTs

Daniel O'Donnell struggles in training with his ballroom.

i don't think his ballroom is quite good

I've been rewatching some of the video clips from the launch show, just gauge how people (*coughjaycough*) put themselves across.

I've got to say, I can't warm to Ainsley. I bet he is spitting that Jeremy has run away with the lovable older male crown.

Well as long as RDJ is still around, I can make do.

This one's my fave:

Leave me Chris Núñez and I'm happy

Extremely clever

Thanks for the link to the reviews. My favourites:

- Put this at the top of you list of albums to die before you listen to

- After the 5th track i thought i was in heaven, then I realised i was because i had stabbed myself in the heart with a pencil since the eject button has failed to work...

- We all know they should be together, they are the perfect couple, but unfortunately their story didn't end with the Romeo and Juliet ending we had all hoped for. There's still time.

As an additional laugh, if you watch the full video of Jay's jive, with crowd reaction and judges comments, in the two shots of Claud 9 you can clearly see P.Duh's fake tash slowing saying goodbye to his face (well, it made me laugh anyway )

I just feel the urge for a 'lawks'.
Lawks.

In the words of the bowl of petunias from Hitchhikers - oh, no. Not again.

I know, I'm a bit scared

Best bit of the Claude 9 bit was Kellie elbowing her way from the back of the crowd to be front and centre in prime camera slot, sadly it takes a few moments for her to get her face into the required smile as it was obviously stuck in the sucked a lemon position for a few moments before.

You know it must be so annoying knowing yourself to be a huge ringer, even teaching dance, to go on a show, being with whom you beleive to be a popular pro, doing what what you thought was going to be the most crowd pleasing dance of the evening..........


And then somebody danced better, is more popular with the studio audience, gets better scores and judges comments and you have to look pleased about it whilst wearing 2 buns on your head and a dress designed to show off your bandy legs.

Meow.........

They must have put a few lemons out on Claud 9 on Saturday. Think Kristina tried one as well.

Okay, who said Beetlejuice 3 times?


BIB. that's my favourite bit too. As you say, it's that second where she suddenly switches on the stage school toothy smile that really makes it funnier.

I'm just glad Kristina didn't stand on top of a chair like Janette did for Jay's comments, we may have lost a few male celeb heads in the Krotchtina vortex

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pe...1KlZC3pY1EM%3A

Don't be scared Hun

And she's working it so hard with every trick she knows, everyone loves her, she's so luvverly and he isn't even trying dammit, it's just not faaaiiiirrrr

Me too!😂😂

By the time they got up to see Claudia, Janette was right near the front, on a chair or something, whooping and screaming, and PDuh was slowly getting tinier at the back until he disappeared completely.

It's really excellent, just watched that bit about 5 times

Unappreciating going to a gig last night, drinking too much and not going to bed until 2am.

Now I'm going to see Hamlet with a hangover.

Lather. Rinse. Take a trip to Bognor. Repeat.

Is that one of those reworkings like Pride, Prejudice and Zombies?