It is beyond hideous. There's been some corkers in the past but it wins hands down.
At least the others gave a nod to being either ballroom or Latin - hers just looks like a cheap, off the peg, ill fitting 'best frock' that's had a 15 minute makeover with some net curtain and a glue gun.

Jennifer is wearing her "I know this is a joke" face.
Pixie - who would agree to wear something that looks like a lace-up gold merkin?
They've made Judy look like a slim but wrinkled crone due to the sheer panelling instead of cut-outs - and what's with the sequined arse?
Poor Alison is fobbed off with a slightly glittered tent. One of these days Ward Robe are going to rebel and stick a sign that says "We don't want bigger women" on her, as if it wasn't obvious already.
The only sign of character in Simon is the hair. That's no reason to keep it though.
Potato Heads 1 & 2 still look like potato heads.

Yes, Ward Robe is definitely going to give us material to unappreciate...

I have a feeling the different coloured/two tone arse is going to be a Ward Robe featcha this year.

...with godets, always with godets.

Just thought, do we have to put up with squeeling Julian again this year, why can't we have Patrick

I love this thread

Julien will doubtless appear on ITT several times

I'm working on a crazy assumption that War Drobe are adopting the 'Save the Best Till Last' principle judging by this vision of God Awful Frockology.

The FRINGING

Did they get a job lot off Ebay?
There could be a overkill on 'shimmying' in every discipline if they feel compelled to get value for money.

If that's all Pixie and Frankiefurter are wearing at this stage....what are they going to wear if they get to the finals?....a pair of nipple tassels and a smile....

Funny, I'm working on the assumption they all got completely bladdered at the weekend and woke up with about 30 minutes to put all the costumes together

A far more realistic and logical assumption A.K.!

And forgot about Jennifer so had to dunk one of their own dresses in the oddment bin with 30 seconds to go.

If you look carefully, you can see a Ward Robe Elf swathed in a sheet (and it's still better than what they did to Jennifer).

WarDrobe have obviously got hold of a job lot of crystals on the cheap. Very samey looking.

Gregg (sic) and Jake both have pointy, shiny heads but Jake's is a lot higher than Gregg's (sic). Does that mean Jake has more brains?

No - it means he's had a loft conversion. It's where he keeps his dirty magazines.

Just watching the red carpet thing and Alison (in very low heels) looks taller than Pixie (when both standing next to Zoe) so think it's highly possible that the former might get Brendan as a partner.

Looking at this I think Judy might get Alijaz (height wise).

If you have time it's worth a watch.

Hellooooooooo Tristram

Not so sure re Trent. He looks a little like TTF but Aussie.

I like Trent because unlike 90% of the male pros he hasn't yet scribbled on his upper arm in permanent marker and pretended it's a tattoo.

Oh gawd, two of them?

Oh no, wait, Trent does have an awful tattoo never mind.

Blimey, Joanne looks terrible with make-up on (and looks different from last year)

Just has one of those faces that becomes worse when you apply muck on it (she has a real stunning natural face ).

I'm not sure either Trent of Tristan can replace the slab of dour Russian manhood that was Artem.

Hello DOTs!

Oh my. Those outfits.

Frankie and Pixie are clearly going to be competing to wear the least possible fabric while remaining acceptable pre-watershed. Will either of them break out Ola's catsuit?

Can Caroline do the Viennese Waltz in short shorts? Can't wait to find out!

Jennifer looks like she's been coated in glue then fired through John Lewis's fabric department.

Alison: I have no words.

Tim is going to be absolutely terrible, not try at all, and be irritating as hell. I already hate him.

Jake has a surprisingly good body. Well, I suppose he has to have something going for him to get all those women into bed... (on EastEnders. I have no knowledge of his private life.)

The trailer I saw said Bruce was going to make a special appearance. HE'S GOING TO SING, ISN'T HE?

Get over to the spoiler thread! There's loads to unappreciate!

(My spoiler doesn't contain much in the way of spoiler information, just the amount of correct pairings I predicted on an earlier version of this thread).

You managed 2.5 better than me.

Are we going to be remain a spoiler free thread this year?

Thanks to those who removed their spoilers quickly!

Oww I really really really want to unappreciate something

Feels free there is loads to unappreciate without talking about the pairings

I agree... I think there is loads of unappreciating material for us for this year....................

Last year it was all Smugsanna and TTF and bland and bland....

This year I foresee a lot of fun to be had......

The reactions at some of the reveals are going to be fun. I think Monkseal's blog could have some very interesting jpgs and gifs..............