Do we have a thread pet this year? I like Jake

I recall something along those lines SaraV, as others were maliciously ruining it for those who didn't want to know the result. It was an intentional thing, rather than an accident. May have beent he year before, but my brain doesn't retain the detail, sadly.

The spoiler has always been posted in here - hidden under tags - to save us having to trawl through the spoiler thread.

I have always worked on Saturday nights until this year and I always looked at this thread on my phone when I had finished work to read who had gone out.

And yes, the problem wasn't the result being posted in spoilers, it was subsequent posts giving the result away because it was assumed everyone had read the spoiler.

I gave nothing away in my post.
Unless of course you read what was under the spoiler tags.
And no one gave it away in later posts either.

I don't see why that can't continue.

Of course if anyone gives it away without spoiler tags, we shall have to set tabithakitten on them.



I thought some of the costumes this week were a bit
and most of the music was

Vicky is a secret DOT, pushing it to see how ridiculous she can get away with

Free Vicky!

I think a lot of her budget this year will have gone one 'underpinnings' for Alison.

Not a lot given the mobility of certain parts of her anatomy last night

After getting Caroline into what must be 2 of the worst monstrosities seen ever seen on Strictly, I don't think Vicky is a secret DOT

DOT??

Dirty Old Tart?
Dangerous Old Tinsel?
Devious Over Trouts?
Double Opening Thong?

What what what???

What has Caroline done to deserve two of the worse costumes since Jessie Wallace?
Was she setting off on a quick camping trip after last night so wore a tent over her costume?

From the thread manifesto on page 1 (worth a read if you're ever unsure about anything)...

DOT stands for Drunken Old Tart.
(Young Teetotal Ladies and Men are also welcome)


Being a DOT is more a state of mind than a requirement to drink copious amounts of alcohol, although it does sometimes help to get through the show in one piece!

When we first started posting in this thread many many years ago . The posters gave the contributers the titles of DOT ( drunken old tarts) this was due to our appreciation of drink and pretty men, rather than the dancing on SCD

Judging by the hangover I'm nursing today, I'm a shoe in!

Twice she's been given the sort of dress that's usually used for concealing an early baby bump. And no, I'm not starting a rumour, just

She is WORSE than Kevin

I never needed to know of Pantless Greg, unappreciating very much.

I am not appreciating the Mattel twins. The genitaliless pair are causing eye twitches and ankle spasms. Pixie is obviously pretty good. However, she is also having an effect on me like antabuse to an alcoholic on the vodka. The apparent orgasmic reaction of the judges is not helping either. Sorry guys but your ballet of the dolls does little positive for me even though I can appreciate its technical merit.

Jake and Simon apart, the guys are not good. So much for the year of the man.

Wow. That dress of Tess's makes her boobs look massive!

I like claude's dress

They´re not wonky!

It feels a bit flat when the show doesn't open with a pro number.

They're oddly mesmeric, I can't look away!

Kristina in the results show is always one of my favourite things about Strictly. She really cares.

Has she been taking bra tips from Olla? Hypnoboobs activate!

Movie week? Give Jake a western and ask him if he likes dressing up as a cowboy!

... Would this be the time to admit I have somehow managed to avoid everything to do with Frozen?

I am appreciating the pro numbers so far this series. Isn't Anya involved with the choreography now?

I believe so. Certainly that was better than a lot of last years, though the Mary Berry cake fiasco last year will take some beating as worst pro dance ever.

I've just realised that Scott's 'Ooh missus!' tango face is his natural resting expression.