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This is Most Definitely Not An Appreciation Thread **Part 21**
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chachachavvy
04-09-2014
They are already taking it very seriously 'out there'. I think it will be very vicious this year.

Just to add my spoiler post from earlier does not name any of the pairings. I just said how many of the pairings I had guessed right. I was being super cautious in case a post I made about the potential pairings on the previous incarnation of this thread was so stunning and insightful you have all memorised it by heart, or maybe have written it down and read it every night before bed .
coppertop1
05-09-2014
You know we are not out there in here.

You do something wrong we point and laugh and enjoy the rumpus.

( for a thread with such a reputation for being MEEEAAN I don't think we do much to keep it up. )

Having talked about we all through this post I feel I must post a disclaimer. I don't suffer from multiple personality disorder. I just like to think I know the spirit of this thread. Take the piss but don't take it all too seriously .

And to go back to being MEEAN Trent looks 12 does he like women in shorts
chachachavvy
05-09-2014
Originally Posted by coppertop1:
“You know we are not out there in here.

You do something wrong we point and laugh and enjoy the rumpus.

( for a thread with such a reputation for being MEEEAAN I don't think we do much to keep it up. )

Having talked about we all through this post I feel I must post a disclaimer. I don't suffer from multiple personality disorder. I just like to think I know the spirit of this thread. Take the piss but don't take it all too seriously .

And to go back to being MEEAN Trent looks 12 does he like women in shorts”

I think I described him as 'tiny and malnourished' on another thread. We need to organise food parcels or something for him. He looks like the love-child of TTF and Janette.
mimi dlc
05-09-2014
Originally Posted by chachachavvy:
“I think I described him as 'tiny and malnourished' on another thread. We need to organise food parcels or something for him. He looks like the love-child of TTF and Janette.”

I had to search for picture of young Trent... I thought he's more the love child of TTF and Ian Waite
aggs
05-09-2014
Reminds me of Jared - bet Auntie Tess and Auntie Claudia will be ruffling his hair, pinching his cheeks and muttering cccuuttteee. Somewhere Tiny Tina will be throwing peanuts at the tele and yelling he's 30 ...
coppertop1
05-09-2014
As a replacement for Artem so far a complete fail. No way does Trent do mean and moody, sulky child because mum won't buy him an 18 one person shooter game is in his repetoire though.

For our servants this year I propose Matthew McConnaughey, please we just have to have someone to do moody without looking like a teenager in a strop!

Oh Trent : the strop ?
coppertop1
05-09-2014
Originally Posted by chachachavvy:
“I think I described him as 'tiny and malnourished' on another thread. We need to organise food parcels or something for him. He looks like the love-child of TTF and Janette.”

You just know Artem lived entirely on steak, borsch and Vodka .

Trent so far has existed on pot noodles, alphabeti spaghetti, and sunny delight.

Anyone up for sending him parcels of steak and borsch?

We will clearly need the vodka to watch the show and toast to absent Russians.

I just hope he is not Ivete's partner, if they ever use a wind machine that's it the pair will be blown far over the rainbow.
mimi dlc
05-09-2014
Originally Posted by coppertop1:
“You just know Artem lived entirely on steak, borsch and Vodka .

Trent so far has existed on pot noodles, alphabeti spaghetti, and sunny delight.

Anyone up for sending him parcels of steak and borsch?

We will clearly need the vodka to watch the show and toast to absent Russians.

I just hope he is not Ivete's partner, if they ever use a wind machine that's it the pair will be blown far over the rainbow.”

They'll be able to do "flying" without the need for fancy harnesses- a helium party balloon each should get them airborne
Agent Krycek
05-09-2014
Originally Posted by coppertop1:
“As a replacement for Artem so far a complete fail. No way does Trent do mean and moody, sulky child because mum won't buy him an 18 one person shooter game is in his repetoire though.

For our servants this year I propose Matthew McConnaughey, please we just have to have someone to do moody without looking like a teenager in a strop!

Oh Trent : the strop ?”

If you want naked bongo playing, yes I grant you Mr McBongos is your man, but mean and moody, not so much for me.
perdiedumpling
05-09-2014
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“If you want naked bongo playing, yes I grant you Mr McBongos is your man, but mean and moody, not so much for me.”

I think we should have some tennis players (especially retired ones ) - perhaps having them hanging around, dealing impeccably with a bunch of divas, will prompt TPTB to have one or two for next year?

Of course, having come up with this plan I demand Goran. And Marat. And Pat.

*readies cage*
Agent Krycek
05-09-2014
Originally Posted by perdiedumpling:
“I think we should have some tennis players (especially retired ones ) - perhaps having them hanging around, dealing impeccably with a bunch of divas, will prompt TPTB to have one or two for next year?

Of course, having come up with this plan I demand Goran. And Marat. And Pat.

*readies cage*”

It's a well known fact Goran is mine, there's laws about it and everything!
Rednell
05-09-2014
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“It's a well known fact Goran is mine, there's laws about it and everything!”

Can I have Gerry Butler?
Agent Krycek
05-09-2014
Originally Posted by Rednell:
“Can I have Gerry Butler?”

Oh goodness yes, please, take him


*sorry, always looks a bit sweaty to me, and not in a good way*.
perdiedumpling
05-09-2014
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“It's a well known fact Goran is mine, there's laws about it and everything!”

My idea, my Goran. But as I know you're nearly as big a fan as me, I'm prepared to go part-time. We'll work out a rota.

We'll have a bit of a ployglot staff from all walks of life. Sounds good!
coppertop1
05-09-2014
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“If you want naked bongo playing, yes I grant you Mr McBongos is your man, but mean and moody, not so much for me.”

This does It for me :
http://images.boomsbeat.com/data/ima...r-wide-jpg.jpg

Moody without a hint of strop
aggs
05-09-2014
Can I put forward Dylan Moran as a thread servant ... not sure we'd get much serving done or much alcohol being dished out ... but it would be hilarous

And Shemar Moore (without hair)
tabithakitten
05-09-2014
Originally Posted by perdiedumpling:
“I think we should have some tennis players (especially retired ones ) - perhaps having them hanging around, dealing impeccably with a bunch of divas, will prompt TPTB to have one or two for next year?

Of course, having come up with this plan I demand Goran. And Marat. And Pat.

*readies cage*”

That's fine by me.

I demand Edberg, Edberg and more Edberg.
And just in case he's busy, I'll make do with a rather nice Swede - Stefan Edberg.
(By the way, did I mention quite liking the idea of Stefan Edberg?)
mimi dlc
05-09-2014
Do you think someone could shoehorn a Cha cha cha to Buttery Biscuit Base for Gregg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMg3epr53Ns
anotherBBWLisa
05-09-2014
Originally Posted by coppertop1:
“
For our servants this year I propose Matthew McConnaughey, please !
”

Works for me... though I'd not be watching the show much - if that matters
geordiegump
05-09-2014
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Do you think someone could shoehorn a Cha cha cha to Buttery Biscuit Base for Gregg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMg3epr53Ns”

Love it....but do you think De Arch could get those sounds together?
Would also make for a fearsome tango with Shrek dressed up as a very severe
Argentinian chef be-decked with sharp knives...sharp black trousers and definitely a
sharp hat...

Good Heavens...think I need to get out a lot more....
Camis
05-09-2014
Although he may not be to everyone's taste, I would like to put in a plea for a companion. I cannot call him a servant as he would sneer at the very idea. However, having seen him live in conversation, he is extremely witty, intelligent and articulate, if not conventionally attractive. He would, I feel, also be a fully paid up DOT, joining in with the unappreciating and deriding War Drobe for their complete lack of taste ad style.

(Awaiting cries of 'who?') I would like to request the author Patrick Ness.

(If I can't have him, Goran Visjnic is rather easy on the eye...)
chachachavvy
05-09-2014
I'm pretty sure I would find all these Gorans and Richard Armitages and Liam Neesons too distracting when I'm trying to watch the show. I'm going for a St Bernard with a tea-tray strapped to its back.
Funky Mango
05-09-2014
Originally Posted by coppertop1:
“As a replacement for Artem so far a complete fail. No way does Trent do mean and moody, sulky child because mum won't buy him an 18 one person shooter game is in his repetoire though.

For our servants this year I propose Matthew McConnaughey, please we just have to have someone to do moody without looking like a teenager in a strop!

Oh Trent : the strop ?”

Would you like me to get Xander to loan us his butler?
perdiedumpling
05-09-2014
Originally Posted by anotherBBWLisa:
“Works for me... though I'd not be watching the show much - if that matters ”

That's the reason we get eyecandy
Rednell
06-09-2014
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“Oh goodness yes, please, take him


*sorry, always looks a bit sweaty to me, and not in a good way*.”



It's fine, I'll make him scrub up first.
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