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Only danger tonight is making sure the lyrca suits don't split open.
On paper making the series longer must have looked a really good idea but they have taken the pace totally out of the show. so much filler its unreal its going to be interesting to see how the ratings fair .
On paper making the series longer must have looked a really good idea but they have taken the pace totally out of the show. so much filler its unreal its going to be interesting to see how the ratings fair .
This is like the Blue Peter of reality shows.
"Here's a jump he recorded earlier"
"This is when they looked at The Jump earlier"
"Here's footage of some snow that fell earlier"
Dire, just dire!
"Here's a jump he recorded earlier"
"This is when they looked at The Jump earlier"
"Here's footage of some snow that fell earlier"
Dire, just dire!
Originally Posted by zoni:
“Poor Beth!!
I interpreted your statements to mean she had a pre arranged appointment with a plastic surgeon, like lipo, a nose job or some other vanity surgery. I just googled Beth and was really shocked to realize that Davina was actually "down playing" what happened to Beth. I hadn't heard anything on the news.
I just hope the she makes a full recovery, she was the one decent gymnast (male or female) for so many years and possibly the reason Britain is doing so well at that sport right now.
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“Poor Beth!!
I interpreted your statements to mean she had a pre arranged appointment with a plastic surgeon, like lipo, a nose job or some other vanity surgery. I just googled Beth and was really shocked to realize that Davina was actually "down playing" what happened to Beth. I hadn't heard anything on the news.
I just hope the she makes a full recovery, she was the one decent gymnast (male or female) for so many years and possibly the reason Britain is doing so well at that sport right now.
”
It was the same statement her parents put out
I've watched all the series of this so far and lets be honest it's hardly the Olympics but at least it seemed vaguely coherent in previous years, this year it's just a joke to be honest!
Extending it to 6 weeks just gives the celebs 6 times as much time to kill themselves training for the events (as they are now finding out!)
If you're going to extend it to 6 weeks why do we get nothing from one week to the next? No midweek training update or a nightly update from the lodge.
Extending it to 6 weeks just gives the celebs 6 times as much time to kill themselves training for the events (as they are now finding out!)
If you're going to extend it to 6 weeks why do we get nothing from one week to the next? No midweek training update or a nightly update from the lodge.
Originally Posted by LightningIguana:
“Place your bets, on how many will still be standing next week.”
“Place your bets, on how many will still be standing next week.”
I'm seriously wondering that, surely Beth is definitely out, I wonder if Mark and Sid's injuries will play havoc with them?
Originally Posted by Alrightmate:
“Wait a minute, why doesn't the loser of the female heat have to jump?
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“Wait a minute, why doesn't the loser of the female heat have to jump?
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Maybe cause there was only 2 of them? Only 3rd or 4th place jump?
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“I still want to know why they showed us the ski jump,, is that going to be used at any point”
“I still want to know why they showed us the ski jump,, is that going to be used at any point”
Next week, I think Davina said.
Originally Posted by pothuthic:
“I'm seriously wondering that, surely Beth is definitely out, I wonder if Mark and Sid's injuries will play havoc with them?”
“I'm seriously wondering that, surely Beth is definitely out, I wonder if Mark and Sid's injuries will play havoc with them?”
After what's happened to Beth I bet not one of them would be sorry leaving now.
they get paid and spend the next 5 weeks in 5 star hotel and live show in the bar
I'm beginning to wonder if Davina, or even the producer and director of this years The Jump have the faintest clue about what the hell is going on, because having just sat through that I certainly have no idea what was going on in any meaningful way whatsoever. An OU programme about advanced algebra or quantum theory would make more sense.
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“News just in Harding is injured repetitive strain injury from lifting a glass of alcohol to her mouth”
“News just in Harding is injured
repetitive strain injury from lifting a glass of alcohol to her mouth”
she actually scared me tonight
is she always that "animated"
Originally Posted by stargazer61:
“'routine surgery'.......give over, davina..it was hardly routine!”
“'routine surgery'.......give over, davina..it was hardly routine!”
Yes, 'routine surgery'. Just like the routine surgery we all have from day to day.
Originally Posted by Anne_Cameron:
“I'm taking the phone off the hook! I was in the local rag about 7 years ago!!”
“I'm taking the phone off the hook! I was in the local rag about 7 years ago!!”
I was once on something that got shown on the telly many years ago.
Do I want to take part in 'The Jump 2017'?
Do I f**k.
Do you think I'm mental or something?
Originally Posted by Rich Tea.:
“No, they'll use the electoral roll like a kind of jury service to pick people at this rate. What will be left by the 6th show in 4 weeks time?”
“No, they'll use the electoral roll like a kind of jury service to pick people at this rate. What will be left by the 6th show in 4 weeks time?”
Instead of Battle Royale and The Hunger Games....they'd have The Jump!!!!!
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“I still want to know why they showed us the ski jump,, is that going to be used at any point”
“I still want to know why they showed us the ski jump,, is that going to be used at any point”
Yes it will, seriously did you watch the show?
Davina clearly stated they are building up to it.
Originally Posted by abannie:
“Maybe cause there was only 2 of them? Only 3rd or 4th place jump?”
“Maybe cause there was only 2 of them? Only 3rd or 4th place jump?”
Nope, again did any of you actually watch the show?
Sarah won her second race, the race off and therefore did not have to jump off.
I think the show was coherent enough but then I did actually watch it.
Originally Posted by LightningIguana:
“Okay, why use the main jump then switch to this?”
“Okay, why use the main jump then switch to this?”
Channel 4 demonstrating how to expertly perform the perfect anticlimax.
Originally Posted by gilesb:
“Yes it will, seriously did you watch the show?
Davina clearly stated they are building up to it.”
“Yes it will, seriously did you watch the show?
Davina clearly stated they are building up to it.”
Lets just say , i wasnt hanging on every word Davina was saying, its a program to have on in the background, if i knew there was going to be an exam about it, i might have wrote down everything she said
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