Under 5 minutes? That's barely enough time to brew a tea. Yesterday I dropped a few nests of egg noodles and some shredded pepper in some boiling water. After a few minutes, set them to drain, ditched the water and threw a few cloves of garlic, 2 tbsp soya bean paste, a tbsp sugar, a tbsp tomato puree, some mixed herbs, pepper, a handful of raisins and a tin of mackerel in tomato sauce in the pan. Probably closer to 10 mins than 5, but if I'd put 2 pans on I could've cut that down. Turned out nice. Would've added some shredded carrot and ginger if I'd have thought to.
An even quicker one I did a few weeks ago was egg noodles again (they cook much quicker than pasta and their flavour works better with these strong sauces, IMO), this time with garlic, ginger, soya sauce, honey and peanut butter. Kind of junk food, but super tasty!