EE: why is Shirley a doormat?

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Chris Mark

11-09-2014

Originally Posted by 0...0:
“I can't disagree to be honest. I'm going to leave EE and take up stamp collecting.”

You'll end up with dead cats in your wardrobe if you carry on like that.

That's how it starts!

Keyser_Soze1

11-09-2014

Originally Posted by 0...0:
“I can't disagree to be honest. I'm going to leave EE and take up stamp collecting.”

I will show you something to keep you occupied!

Chris Mark

11-09-2014

Originally Posted by Keyser_Soze1:
“I will show you something to keep you occupied! ”

Down boy.

Keyser_Soze1

11-09-2014

Originally Posted by Chris Mark:
“Down boy.”

That's what she will say!

Chris Mark

11-09-2014

Originally Posted by Keyser_Soze1:
“That's what she will say! ”

You're the pest of this forum. You know that she's been to Ronnie's assertiveness classes, she's armed!

0...0

11-09-2014

Originally Posted by Chris Mark:
“You'll end up with dead cats in your wardrobe if you carry on like that.

That's how it starts! ”

Oh God, the irony if I ended up as a wizened old drunk on a bench muttering 'Phil, Sharon, bastards...'

Keyser_Soze1

11-09-2014

Originally Posted by Chris Mark:
“

You're the pest of this forum. You know that she's been to Ronnie's assertiveness classes, she's armed!”

I do apologise for my smut - I know that you would never sink so low.

By the way I have posted loads of links on the big news on Spinosaurus in General - tonight - it is even odder than I suspected.

0...0

11-09-2014

Originally Posted by Keyser_Soze1:
“I will show you something to keep you occupied! ”

I'm not coming up to ave a look at your collection of boils Uncle Disgusting!

Priscilla only just emerged after several months, and no one's seen TK or Maurice for yonks!

0...0

11-09-2014

Originally Posted by Keyser_Soze1:
“That's what she will say! ”

Correct, let's have him put down boy!

Chris Mark

11-09-2014

Originally Posted by 0...0:
“ Oh God, the irony if I ended up as a wizened old drunk on a bench muttering 'Phil, Sharon, bastards...'”

Oh the horror!

If Ronnie gets killed off I will hit the bottle and become like that. Not before my Annie Wilkes moment though.

Chris Mark

12-09-2014

Originally Posted by 0...0:
“I'm not coming up to ave a look at your collection of boils Uncle Disgusting! Priscilla only just emerged after several months, and no one's seen TK or Maurice for yonks! ”

Me and TK got flirty but it never really took off.

0...0

12-09-2014

Originally Posted by Chris Mark:
“

Oh the horror!

If Ronnie gets killed off I will hit the bottle and become like that. Not before my Annie Wilkes moment though.”

I think Basic Instinct is more your style! "Hello Mr Collins..."

Chris Mark

12-09-2014

Originally Posted by Keyser_Soze1:
“I do apologise for my smut - I know that you would never sink so low.

By the way I have posted loads of links on the big news on Spinosaurus in General - tonight - it is even odder than I suspected. ”

I'd never dream of it. I've always maintained that those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones!

I'll have a look.

0...0

12-09-2014

Originally Posted by Chris Mark:
“Me and TK got flirty but it never really took off.”

No, instead he took off!

Chris Mark

12-09-2014

Originally Posted by 0...0:
“I think Basic Instinct is more your style! "Hello Mr Collins..." ”

I'd go in wearing a kilt (in tribute to our Scottish friends and their as yet to be decided journey) then like a true Scotsman with nothing underneath I'd copy Sharon Stone exactly, crossing my legs seductively.

0...0

12-09-2014

Originally Posted by Chris Mark:
“I'd go in wearing a kilt (in tribute to our Scottish friends and their as yet to be decided journey) then like a true Scotsman with nothing underneath I'd copy Sharon Stone exactly, crossing my legs seductively.”

He wouldn't know what had hit him. (Excuse the expression!)

Chris Mark

12-09-2014

Originally Posted by 0...0:
“He wouldn't know what had hit him. (Excuse the expression!)”

There's only one problem, I don't know if DTC likes a fella fluffy downstairs or with a back, sack and crack.....

0...0

12-09-2014

Originally Posted by Chris Mark:
“There's only one problem, I don't know if DTC likes a fella fluffy downstairs or with a back, sack and crack.....”

Cheers for that lovely mental image! I pity the poor innocent posters popping into this thread to work out why Shirley's a door mat and seeing this.

Goodnight!

Chris Mark

12-09-2014

Originally Posted by 0...0:
“ Cheers for that lovely mental image! I pity the poor innocent posters popping into this thread to work out why Shirley's a door mat and seeing this. Goodnight!”

You started it love!

0...0

12-09-2014

Originally Posted by Chris Mark:
“You started it love! ”

I only meant you would look fabulous in a white dress.

Chris Mark

12-09-2014

Originally Posted by 0...0:
“I only meant you would look fabulous in a white dress. ”

I want a red dress like Ronnie's.

Night.

Sunset Dale

12-09-2014

Can anyone explain why the Phil/Shirley affair is meant to be so short lived? He has no intention of marrying Sharon, and it looks to me like there is the possibility that they might get back together. So what is happening?

Keyser_Soze1

12-09-2014

Originally Posted by Sunset Dale:
“Can anyone explain why the Phil/Shirley affair is meant to be so short lived? He has no intention of marrying Sharon, and it looks to me like there is the possibility that they might get back together. So what is happening? ”

I am past caring.

Woman fighting over Philth is so ridiculous I cannot take any of it seriously.

The only person he loves is himself - and possibly the psychopathic spawn he has created.

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