let's do the Gary cult chant HONK HONK HONK 
PS when did this honking start
PS when did this honking start
The Cult Of Gary
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Originally Posted by quasimoron:
“The title of this thread is so ironic, its almost like a cult in its blind devotion. i love him but the guy is a Wum , grumpy and has been out of order at times.”
“The title of this thread is so ironic, its almost like a cult in its blind devotion. i love him but the guy is a Wum , grumpy and has been out of order at times.”
Oh come on quasi - just embracing everything we've been called and accused of
It's what our great Master would do. HONK
Originally Posted by Heavenly:
“He is far from perfect but he is my winner
HONK”
“He is far from perfect but he is my winner
HONK
”
HONK!
Maybe this is why I'm posting so little this year, but this just sums it up. Of course he's a WUM - but he's a bloody entertaining WUM! He's a great housemate.
Originally Posted by Amaretto2:
“When he wins, he will ascend into the air, light eminating from his underwear free ass and lead Emma and the baying mob over the mountains to the Promised Land while Dee melts into a pile of fag ash.
It is written.”
“When he wins, he will ascend into the air, light eminating from his underwear free ass and lead Emma and the baying mob over the mountains to the Promised Land while Dee melts into a pile of fag ash.
It is written.”
Lool. Amaretto I love some of your posts
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Oh come on quasi - just embracing everything we've been called and accused of
It's what our great Master would do. HONK”
“Oh come on quasi - just embracing everything we've been called and accused of
It's what our great Master would do. HONK
”
As you started this thread DangerM.
Do you think we could adopt a poncho, beads and that rattily thing that Gary had. I would love to have some kind of uniform for the cult.
HONK!
Originally Posted by BlueStreak:
“As you started this thread DangerM.
Do you think we could adopt a poncho, beads and that rattily thing that Gary had. I would love to have some kind of uniform for the cult.
HONK!
”
“As you started this thread DangerM.
Do you think we could adopt a poncho, beads and that rattily thing that Gary had. I would love to have some kind of uniform for the cult.
HONK!
”
I guess so Blue - the trousers round the ankles look isn't going too well. Poor Sasparella
We could knit the poncho's from all the wool covering our eyes
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“I guess so Blue - the trousers round the ankles look isn't going too well. Poor Sasparella
We could knit the poncho's from all the wool covering our eyes”
“I guess so Blue - the trousers round the ankles look isn't going too well. Poor Sasparella
We could knit the poncho's from all the wool covering our eyes
”
really made me laugh *dusts off my Ronist cult robe from last year*
HONK
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“I guess so Blue - the trousers round the ankles look isn't going too well. Poor Sasparella
We could knit the poncho's from all the wool covering our eyes”
“I guess so Blue - the trousers round the ankles look isn't going too well. Poor Sasparella
We could knit the poncho's from all the wool covering our eyes
”
Hey whatchoo doing knitting ? What about my poor knee ! YAY !
Originally Posted by BlueStreak:
“As you started this thread DangerM.
Do you think we could adopt a poncho, beads and that rattily thing that Gary had. I would love to have some kind of uniform for the cult.
HONK!
”
“As you started this thread DangerM.
Do you think we could adopt a poncho, beads and that rattily thing that Gary had. I would love to have some kind of uniform for the cult.
HONK!
”
Ooh yes Blue. We've been accused so often of worshipping Gary, why should't we embrace the mighty one in full.
I'm going to buy a Volkswagen Minivan, complete with painted on flowers and a few joysticks while travelling Britain to spread the word. Honk for Busey
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“I guess so Blue - the trousers round the ankles look isn't going too well. Poor Sasparella
We could knit the poncho's from all the wool covering our eyes”
“I guess so Blue - the trousers round the ankles look isn't going too well. Poor Sasparella
We could knit the poncho's from all the wool covering our eyes
”
Couldn't we simply have trouser legs tied just under the knees? Cut out the top bit.
I think flashers used to do that under their mac's
So as to give the impression they were wearing trousers. Not that I'm a flasher of course, or indeed know any. Not sure how I know all of that though lol.That way we can be bare arsed and won't trip over?
Will that work do you think?
HONK!
Originally Posted by Sasparella:
“Hey whatchoo doing knitting ? What about my poor knee ! YAY !”
“Hey whatchoo doing knitting ? What about my poor knee ! YAY !”
*Throws Sas an ice pack* Now stop being so RUDE!
Originally Posted by BlueStreak:
“Couldn't we simply have trouser legs tied just under the knees? Cut out the top bit.
I think flashers used to do that under their mac's So as to give the impression they were wearing trousers. Not that I'm a flasher of course, or indeed know any. Not sure how I know all of that though lol.
That way we can be bare arsed and won't trip over?
Will that work do you think?
HONK!
”
“Couldn't we simply have trouser legs tied just under the knees? Cut out the top bit.
I think flashers used to do that under their mac's
So as to give the impression they were wearing trousers. Not that I'm a flasher of course, or indeed know any. Not sure how I know all of that though lol.That way we can be bare arsed and won't trip over?
Will that work do you think?
HONK!
”
Couldn't you just cut the arse out of your Poison Ivy outfit?
Originally Posted by BlueStreak:
“Couldn't we simply have trouser legs tied just under the knees? Cut out the top bit.
I think flashers used to do that under their mac's So as to give the impression they were wearing trousers. Not that I'm a flasher of course, or indeed know any. Not sure how I know all of that though lol.
That way we can be bare arsed and won't trip over?
Will that work do you think?
HONK!
”
“Couldn't we simply have trouser legs tied just under the knees? Cut out the top bit.
I think flashers used to do that under their mac's
So as to give the impression they were wearing trousers. Not that I'm a flasher of course, or indeed know any. Not sure how I know all of that though lol.That way we can be bare arsed and won't trip over?
Will that work do you think?
HONK!
”
Made me laugh so hard - even more than Cazzie honking at her neighbour, the cat fell off my lap
Originally Posted by planets:
“Couldn't you just cut the arse out of your Poison Ivy outfit?”
“Couldn't you just cut the arse out of your Poison Ivy outfit?
”
LOL @ planets.
Well yes I could, but as the lycra is rather tight, my backside may bulge out the hole and make it look like a boil waiting to burst.
Probably best to stick to trousers legs.
Oh, you have made me laugh.
Time for me to eat. Keeping honking in my absence, I shall return.
HONK!
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Made me laugh so hard - even more than Cazzie honking at her neighbour, the cat fell off my lap”
“Made me laugh so hard - even more than Cazzie honking at her neighbour, the cat fell off my lap
”
Oddly enough Danger it's made me roar of laughter too.
Is it normal to make oneself crack up with laughter? LOL!
Originally Posted by Chief Kegwin:
“even the angels are honking, listen”
“even the angels are honking, listen”
HONK the herald angels sing
"Glory to the new found King!'
YAY!
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“*Throws Sas an ice pack* Now stop being so RUDE!
”
“*Throws Sas an ice pack* Now stop being so RUDE!
”
Thank you for adding to my enlightenment and truth, I will be forever grateful and will embrace your truth (and icepack) to my heart. HONK !
Originally Posted by quasimoron:
“The title of this thread is so ironic, its almost like a cult in its blind devotion. i love him but the guy is a Wum , grumpy and has been out of order at times.”
“The title of this thread is so ironic, its almost like a cult in its blind devotion. i love him but the guy is a Wum , grumpy and has been out of order at times.”
Let go of that negativity quasi
Stand with your legs as far apart as your shoulders, raise your arms and stretch them as far as you can. Take a moment to contemplate all the love in the universe, then use your arms to draw it into your heart
There ... better ?
Now all you need to do is learn to think in circles and you'll get your poncho, beads, and very own dream-catcher
Originally Posted by BlueStreak:
“Oddly enough Danger it's made me roar of laughter too.
Is it normal to make oneself crack up with laughter? LOL!
”
“Oddly enough Danger it's made me roar of laughter too.
Is it normal to make oneself crack up with laughter? LOL!
”
Probably not but we all do it ... right?
Originally Posted by BlueStreak:
“LOL @ planets.
Well yes I could, but as the lycra is rather tight, my backside may bulge out the hole and make it look like a boil waiting to burst.
Probably best to stick to trousers legs.
Oh, you have made me laugh.
Time for me to eat. Keeping honking in my absence, I shall return.
HONK!
”
“LOL @ planets.
Well yes I could, but as the lycra is rather tight, my backside may bulge out the hole and make it look like a boil waiting to burst.
Probably best to stick to trousers legs.
Oh, you have made me laugh.
Time for me to eat. Keeping honking in my absence, I shall return.
HONK!
”
LMAO here !! HONK !
Originally Posted by Kris2009:
“HONK the herald angels sing
"Glory to the new found King!'
YAY!”
“HONK the herald angels sing
"Glory to the new found King!'
YAY!
”
Sing it loud and proud fellow Honker !
Originally Posted by hisdogspot:
“Let go of that negativity quasi
Stand with your legs as far apart as your shoulders, raise your arms and stretch them as far as you can. Take a moment to contemplate all the love in the universe, then use your arms to draw it into your heart
There ... better ?
Now all you need to do is learn to think in circles and you'll get your poncho, beads, and very own dream-catcher”
“Let go of that negativity quasi
Stand with your legs as far apart as your shoulders, raise your arms and stretch them as far as you can. Take a moment to contemplate all the love in the universe, then use your arms to draw it into your heart
There ... better ?
Now all you need to do is learn to think in circles and you'll get your poncho, beads, and very own dream-catcher
”
And if Quasi is very lucky, maybe a monkey in a rectangular hoop too ! YAY !
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