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What does it mean to 'smash her back doors in' ??
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Jennyuk
12-09-2014
Originally Posted by **JennaJ**:
“"Smash your Backdoors in"

Urban Dictionary Definition

Eg:- To bang someones back passage with either a penis , cucumber or rolling pin!


.......”

ROLLING PIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jennyuk
12-09-2014
I imagine that James as entered many a back door, to get to Narnia.
BurlyBeaR
12-09-2014
Originally Posted by flower 2:
“Whatever it means, it doesn't sound pleasant, and I am sure it would only be uttered by a cretin.”

You mean someone with the congenital thyroid disorder Cretinism?

If we're going to be politically correct let's keep it consistent.
StrawberryLaces
12-09-2014
Originally Posted by Jennyuk:
“I imagine that James as entered many a back door, to get to Narnia.”

You is funny
What name??
12-09-2014
Apparently James likes vigorous anal sex.
Wayne_B
12-09-2014
Originally Posted by sheils1:
“Whats the chuff?”

The chuff is the exit hole

You may have heard the expression "as tight as a gnat's chuff" - i.e. someone who won't spend any money.
Toasty
12-09-2014
Originally Posted by BurlyBeaR:
“You mean someone with the congenital thyroid disorder Cretinism?

If we're going to be politically correct let's keep it consistent.”

My granny had thyroid issues, never heard her mention anything about back doors.
janetcomelately
12-09-2014
It's a frequently used term by Keith Lemon often directed at Holly Willobough on Celebrity Juice.

It's banter.
Keviness
12-09-2014
That word 'banter' needs banning.
go57uk
12-09-2014
Originally Posted by janetcomelately:
“It's a frequently used term by Keith Lemon often directed at Holly Willobough on Celebrity Juice.

It's banter.”

I'm glad I'm not the only one that knows its Keith Lemon banter that he uses when its any girl he fancies in jest why others see it as a gay jibe because James said it I don't get
AOTB
12-09-2014
God you lot are so out of touch.

Don't all of you also head out on a friday night to pull some slutbuckets, ask them to get the tits out for the lads followed by a fair bit of smashing their back doors in?

Jeez, some of you lot are soo square.
MsBehaviour
12-09-2014
Originally Posted by AOTB:
“God you lot are so out of touch.

Don't all of you also head out on a friday night to pull some slutbuckets, ask them to get the tits out for the lads followed by a fair bit of smashing their back doors in?

Jeez, some of you lot are soo square. ”

I know - theres nothing like a spot of anal, with a fit lad whos got a todger like a baby's arm, behind the local Asda after closing time. A good downpour of rain and the smell of the bins just add to the atmosphere.
emmaxxs
12-09-2014
Can't believe it said that, Georges cringed out eyes to camera said it all.
Hillbillygale
12-09-2014
Originally Posted by FromOuttaTown:
“I'm not sure that's a particularly nice ending to an evening. Unless the young lady has locked herself out.”












Read this,

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-st...d-9671395.html


James is a low life.
Hillbillygale
12-09-2014
According to that article girls are forced into it, we now get James advocating it hoping Shyte face Ricci find a "fit bird" and pushes himself on her, no doubt James will most probably be wining BB because of it.
marling
12-09-2014
I can't...., no sorry, I CAN believe he said that. He is such a vile person.
GreenEyes8
12-09-2014
Originally Posted by janetcomelately:
“It's a frequently used term by Keith Lemon often directed at Holly Willobough on Celebrity Juice.

It's banter.”

I agree it is banter by the dirty mouthed Keith Lemon,,,.....and I was disgusted at James using the term on Last night show.......How very embarrassing for the lovely Ola to hear....I've really liked James throughout and posted as such on here ...but for me that was not 'Bang Tidy' (as the dirty mouth Lemon would say)....It was Bang out of Order....!!!...Sorry James but you just lost my vote....!!!!
Emma-in-Hants
12-09-2014
I think it's what Gary would call "always necessarily apply lubricant"
Lee_Hobson1
12-09-2014
James is gay he likes Bums and I am guessing mens too.. no offence to any gay people out there each to there own.. just james is in the closet
pope_tart
12-09-2014
Originally Posted by AOTB:
“God you lot are so out of touch.

Don't all of you also head out on a friday night to pull some slutbuckets, ask them to get the tits out for the lads followed by a fair bit of smashing their back doors in?

Jeez, some of you lot are soo square. ”



ooh young boys are so sexy when they talk like this...makes me want to take them home and twist their testicles till they pop
white tigress
12-09-2014
Originally Posted by marie77_reen:
“Gary is dat you?”

As father of Constantine and one of loose sphincter as a consequence of being a late Roman Emperor--my wife Helena was a shopaholic btw--I speak from the Auguric Goose of Wisdom who has honked over Hertfordshire and tells me ALL that's happening with my agents in LA via the Mystic Setting of the Diary Room.
white tigress
12-09-2014
Originally Posted by AOTB:
“God you lot are so out of touch.

Don't all of you also head out on a friday night to pull some slutbuckets, ask them to get the tits out for the lads followed by a fair bit of smashing their back doors in?

Jeez, some of you lot are soo square. ”

So Real,babe.
white tigress
12-09-2014
Originally Posted by GreenEyes8:
“I agree it is banter by the dirty mouthed Keith Lemon,,,.....and I was disgusted at James using the term on Last night show.......How very embarrassing for the lovely Ola to hear....I've really liked James throughout and posted as such on here ...but for me that was not 'Bang Tidy' (as the dirty mouth Lemon would say)....It was Bang out of Order....!!!...Sorry James but you just lost my vote....!!!!”

In my day they said, 'You never know till you tried it' and 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger'......but preferable to modern proclivity to putting things in your mouth which have no business there, but then I'm Very Fussy about what I eat.... Seriously, I felt it was James's middle-aged man's attempt to connect with the Yoof by clearly quoting Keith Lemon's bang-tidy mantras, innit?
schmoozer
12-09-2014
Originally Posted by MithMarr:
“Up the Chuff PMSL choked on me coffee there”

Weird I always thought the Chuff was the front door..

Personally I find the term James used a lot more offensive than some of the things housemates receive warnings for 'that may cause offence' . But perhaps because the term does not discriminate against any of the 9 protected characteristic groups protected by the Single Equality Act (hey we can ALL have our back doors smashed in !) it cannot possibly cause offence ?!?!?
white tigress
12-09-2014
Originally Posted by Lee_Hobson1:
“James is gay he likes Bums and I am guessing mens too.. no offence to any gay people out there each to there own.. just james is in the closet”

Er, isn't this lawsuit 'slander'?? Or shows maybe a narrow heterosexual scope of activities to confine this act to 'gay' only??
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