Ewwwww 
Again
Again
Emmerdaily-12th Sept. Enemies old and new.......
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Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“Sadly no jokes this evening on account of my deep depression on seeing my face
next week i will try once again to as I never win anyway who cares
”
“Sadly no jokes this evening on account of my deep depression on seeing my face
next week i will try once again to as I never win anyway who cares
”
Chris, I want a really good joke on my return on Wednesday
Charity will have to do better than that. She could offer to take the kids off her hands for a week.
Originally Posted by star89:
“What the 'eck was the point in her
”
“What the 'eck was the point in her
”
To give boring Sam a boring sl and a boring £2,500 debt.
Originally Posted by Beaurepaire:
“Chris, I want a really good joke on my return on Wednesday”
“Chris, I want a really good joke on my return on Wednesday
”
You mean they are going to let you back in
Originally Posted by 80's Gal:
“I shall cheer you up with some of my second best jokes.....
What do you call a women setting fire to a phone bill?
Bernadette
What do you call a man who's been buried for 10 years?
Pete
”
“I shall cheer you up with some of my second best jokes.....
What do you call a women setting fire to a phone bill?
Bernadette
What do you call a man who's been buried for 10 years?
Pete
”
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“ what do you call a female author who balances a beer glass on her nose while playing pool
Beatrix Potter”
“
what do you call a female author who balances a beer glass on her nose while playing poolBeatrix Potter”
What do you call a night cleaner with a bird of prey on each shoulder?
Hawk-Kestrel man hoovers in the Dark !!!!!
What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?
A Swiss Army wife.
Originally Posted by 80's Gal:
“Cripes, is there anyone who wasn't at it last night?”
“Cripes, is there anyone who wasn't at it last night?
”
Me
Originally Posted by pixiegirl123:
“Oh, you always use your kids Debbie
”
“Oh, you always use your kids Debbie
”
Oi
Originally Posted by 80's Gal:
“Cripes, is there anyone who wasn't at it last night?”
“Cripes, is there anyone who wasn't at it last night?
”
*raises hand slowly and sadly*
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“To give boring Sam a boring sl and a boring £2,500 debt.”
“To give boring Sam a boring sl and a boring £2,500 debt.
”
Exactly!
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