Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Charity looking very nice in red.
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“Charity looking very nice in red.
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What happened to the evil, scheming black leather gloves she used to wear, Kim style?
Emmerdaily-12th Sept. Enemies old and new.......
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Originally Posted by wuffles:
“If Ruby and Ali got married, who'd wear the dress?”
“If Ruby and Ali got married, who'd wear the dress?”
I'm betting on Seanocchio.
Originally Posted by CollieWobbles:
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What do you call a night cleaner with a bird of prey on each shoulder?
Hawk-Kestrel man hoovers in the Dark !!!!!
What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?
A Swiss Army wife.”
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What do you call a night cleaner with a bird of prey on each shoulder?
Hawk-Kestrel man hoovers in the Dark !!!!!
What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?
A Swiss Army wife.”
clean and funny very rare from you
Originally Posted by eviled2010:
“What happened to the evil, scheming black leather gloves she used to wear, Kim style?”
“What happened to the evil, scheming black leather gloves she used to wear, Kim style?”
That was ages ago before she settled down and became a fabulous pillar of the community and role model to all.
Originally Posted by CollieWobbles:
“
What do you call a night cleaner with a bird of prey on each shoulder?
Hawk-Kestrel man hoovers in the Dark !!!!!
What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?
A Swiss Army wife.”
“
What do you call a night cleaner with a bird of prey on each shoulder?
Hawk-Kestrel man hoovers in the Dark !!!!!
What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?
A Swiss Army wife.”
Originally Posted by CollieWobbles:
“
What do you call a night cleaner with a bird of prey on each shoulder?
Hawk-Kestrel man hoovers in the Dark !!!!!
What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?
A Swiss Army wife.”
“
What do you call a night cleaner with a bird of prey on each shoulder?
Hawk-Kestrel man hoovers in the Dark !!!!!
What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?
A Swiss Army wife.”
Brilliant! Specially the first one.
Charity would get out of it if there was a video of her abortion shouting I only want wiggy for his money pour me a wine I want a proper man
all she has to do is a get a female south african judge
all she has to do is a get a female south african judge
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“next week The Queen is seen with Irn Bru”
“next week The Queen is seen with Irn Bru”
She's just getting ready for when she's Queen of Scotland.
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“*raises hand slowly and sadly*
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“*raises hand slowly and sadly*
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Does sitting down quickly on a parsnip count?
Originally Posted by mikebuk:
“Debbie never felt more small and dirty ? OK ...........”
“Debbie never felt more small and dirty ? OK ...........”
I'm sure having to bang Scumeronjerseyboy to try and get a confession for the police made her feel worse, she was sobbing on the stairs over it
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“ You mean they are going to let you back in”
“
You mean they are going to let you back in”
I should have no problems because Mr B was let back in recently
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