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Originally Posted by bbfivenever:
“Oh no, Cops set to...”
“Oh no, Cops set to...”
.......not give a toss about crap headline in even crappier paper.
They'll be investigating the time Gary exposed himself in the kitchen but not the time George exposed himself in the kitchen.
Originally Posted by Spidey1:
“Eat more donuts?”
“Eat more donuts?”
and put the sirens on when they going home for their tea.
Originally Posted by AA2009:
“They'll be investigating the time Gary exposed himself in the kitchen but not the time George exposed himself in the kitchen.”
“They'll be investigating the time Gary exposed himself in the kitchen but not the time George exposed himself in the kitchen.”
hope they investigate when george also showed his nethers (see his best (not so best) bit vid)
funny how that outraged no one...when you give it some thought
Originally Posted by jobielad:
“what? Can your repost Mactown but with bigger print”
“what? Can your repost Mactown but with bigger print”
http://media.skynews.com/media/image...-1-329x437.jpg
So lets guess the rest.
Cops set to...
try and find James Jordan's missing face after an unknown black arm was seen punching it clean off his head sending it into orbit...
admittedly a bit long.
Cops set to investigate the claim that Dee White smuggled lemons in her mouth for the last 3 weeks.
Shorter
Cops set to...
call time on the search for Ricci's personality.
I'm out.
Cops set to...
try and find James Jordan's missing face after an unknown black arm was seen punching it clean off his head sending it into orbit...
admittedly a bit long.
Cops set to investigate the claim that Dee White smuggled lemons in her mouth for the last 3 weeks.
Shorter
Cops set to...
call time on the search for Ricci's personality.
I'm out.
Originally Posted by Henrik:
“Arrest James and Dee under new anti-bastard law.”
“Arrest James and Dee under new anti-bastard law.”
Hope they speak to the "unfunny creepy George" as he dropped his trousers in the kitchen too..
F-ing hell. Seriously somebody kill that paper and let's save the trees! Absolute waste of oxygen! Disgusting paper, disgusting company (northern&shell) and I'm sorry but what does that say about the 100s of thousands who buy it?
Originally Posted by planets:
“is this like when they arrested Pete Burns coat?”
“is this like when they arrested Pete Burns coat?”
Oh, that incident was hilarious.
Originally Posted by LiamOK:
“F-ing hell. Seriously somebody kill that paper and let's save the trees! Absolute waste of oxygen! Disgusting paper, disgusting company (northern&shell) and I'm sorry but what does that say about the 100s of thousands who buy it?”
“F-ing hell. Seriously somebody kill that paper and let's save the trees! Absolute waste of oxygen! Disgusting paper, disgusting company (northern&shell) and I'm sorry but what does that say about the 100s of thousands who buy it?”
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