EastEnders to air its sexiest scenes EVER next week.

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0...0

16-09-2014

Originally Posted by priscilla:
“Of course Also now we know Phillip's flexible, no wonder Shirley's like a doormat around him.”

Clearly a man of hidden talents.

Keyser_Soze1

16-09-2014

Originally Posted by doormouse1:
“Shirley's lowest point - sheer desperation.
Why is she such a fool for such a worthless man as Phil Mitchell?
It does the character no favours at all and makes her even more of a doormat.”

All characters (male or female) are sacrificed at Philth's oil-stained altar - TPTB demand it.

Keyser_Soze1

16-09-2014

Originally Posted by 0...0:
“Clearly a man of hidden talents. ”

Thanks.

Sweet_Princess

16-09-2014

Eastenders gets sexy with Shirley

0...0

16-09-2014

Originally Posted by Keyser_Soze1:
“Thanks. ”

Very very well hidden..

sorcha_healy27

16-09-2014

Originally Posted by Keyser_Soze1:
“All characters (male or female) are sacrificed at Philth's oil-stained altar - TPTB demand it.”

philth was likeable tonight. they should give more interactions with the ladies of Walford

priscilla

16-09-2014

Originally Posted by 0...0:
“Clearly a man of hidden talents. ”

King Philth the sex god

sorcha_healy27

16-09-2014

Originally Posted by priscilla:
“King Philth the sex god”

He's flexible

priscilla

16-09-2014

Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“He's flexible”

Yeh, or as Shirley would say he's Philexble.

0...0

16-09-2014

Phil must have a copy of the Karma Sutra hidden under his Autotrader magazine.

sorcha_healy27

16-09-2014

Originally Posted by 0...0:
“Phil must have a copy of the Karma Sutra hidden under his Autotrader magazine. ”

He's big into tantric sex

Keyser_Soze1

16-09-2014

Originally Posted by 0...0:
“Phil must have a copy of the Karma Sutra hidden under his Autotrader magazine. ”

These comments are sending me to General to convalesce for a while.

You are all totally in love with him - it's disgusting!

0...0

16-09-2014

Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“He's big into tantric sex”

And blackmail and scaring the missus. Swooon!

0...0

16-09-2014

Originally Posted by Keyser_Soze1:
“These comments are sending me to General to convalesce for a while.

You are all totally in love with him - it's disgusting!

”

You're just running away before you succumb to your Phil feelings, your Phillings.

priscilla

16-09-2014

Originally Posted by 0...0:
“Phil must have a copy of the Karma Sutra hidden under his Autotrader magazine. ”

Haha

The theory then the practice.

starry_rune

16-09-2014

Our Shirl is very kinky indeed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxq8OJ2z4oY

Keyser_Soze1

16-09-2014

Originally Posted by 0...0:
“You're just running away before you succumb to your Phil feelings, your Phillings.”

Well I may come back in an hour.

Anyway you never bloody complained - especially when you found me naked behind that curtain with the egg whisk and the flying helmet!

priscilla

16-09-2014

Originally Posted by Keyser_Soze1:
“Well I may come back in an hour.

Anyway you never bloody complained - especially when you found me naked behind that curtain with the egg whisk and the flying helmet!”

Things just got a little freaky, did she like the taste of your eggs benedict??

sorcha_healy27

16-09-2014

Originally Posted by priscilla:
“

Things just got a little freaky, did she like the taste of your eggs benedict?? ”

They were a little undercooked

0...0

16-09-2014

Well I needed somewhere to store that thimble.

0...0

16-09-2014

Originally Posted by priscilla:
“

Things just got a little freaky, did she like the taste of your eggs benedict?? ”

Pffffft, I'd rather watch Shirley strip!

Hildaonpluto

16-09-2014

I was expecting something quite different when I clicked on this thread

#benhardytopless #declanbennettincalvinkleins

dd68

17-09-2014

Nothing will top Patrick and Pat in bed

xTonix

17-09-2014

Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“I was expecting something quite different when I clicked on this thread

#benhardytopless #declanbennettincalvinkleins”

You and me both mate.

I wonder if Shirley will leave her boots on or not this time.

Hound of Love

17-09-2014

Originally Posted by dd68:
“Nothing will top Patrick and Pat in bed”

It put me off whipped cream and pineapple chunks, for life.

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