Write a short fanfic about this!
HO Cameron and Ste swap bodies...
Cameron. Wakes up next to John Paul. Dies of boredom.
Ste. Wakes up realising JP has turned him magically straight again. Hurray! Kills Ziggy and runs off with Leela.
The end.
Ste. Wakes up realising JP has turned him magically straight again. Hurray! Kills Ziggy and runs off with Leela.
The end.
Originally Posted by cyrilandshirley:
“Cameron. Wakes up next to John Paul. Dies of boredom.
Ste. Wakes up realising JP has turned him magically straight again. Hurray! Kills Ziggy and runs off with Leela.
The end.”
“Cameron. Wakes up next to John Paul. Dies of boredom.
Ste. Wakes up realising JP has turned him magically straight again. Hurray! Kills Ziggy and runs off with Leela.
The end.
”
Originally Posted by cyrilandshirley:
“Cameron. Wakes up next to John Paul. Dies of boredom.
Ste. Wakes up realising JP has turned him magically straight again. Hurray! Kills Ziggy and runs off with Leela.
The end.”
“Cameron. Wakes up next to John Paul. Dies of boredom.
Ste. Wakes up realising JP has turned him magically straight again. Hurray! Kills Ziggy and runs off with Leela.
The end.
”
Conundrum - would it be incest if Ste had Cameron's body? Because, if not, BK would not countenance it.
Originally Posted by lulu g:
“Conundrum - would it be incest if Ste had Cameron's body? Because, if not, BK would not countenance it.”
“Conundrum - would it be incest if Ste had Cameron's body? Because, if not, BK would not countenance it.”
Oh shit, I actually forgot Ste and Leela were related. But they're only like half-brother and sister, right, and anyway Danny's dead, so it doesn't count. It's like Rhys and Beth. It'll be fine.
*Leela is instantly killed by the Lightning Strike of Judgement*
*Ste goes gay again, breaks Brendan out of jail and goes on the run*
Originally Posted by cyrilandshirley:
“Oh shit, I actually forgot Ste and Leela were related. But they're only like half-brother and sister, right, and anyway Danny's dead, so it doesn't count. It's like Rhys and Beth. It'll be fine.
*Leela is instantly killed by the Lightning Strike of Judgement*
*Ste goes gay again, breaks Brendan out of jail and goes on the run*”
“Oh shit, I actually forgot Ste and Leela were related. But they're only like half-brother and sister, right, and anyway Danny's dead, so it doesn't count. It's like Rhys and Beth. It'll be fine.
*Leela is instantly killed by the Lightning Strike of Judgement*
*Ste goes gay again, breaks Brendan out of jail and goes on the run*”
Incest is the new fashion in Hollyoaks. Pretty much every family has some love triangle in which more than one member of the family are participants. It was only a matter of time before we were going to get actual incest.
Originally Posted by lady_xanax:
“Incest is the new fashion in Hollyoaks. Pretty much every family has some love triangle in which more than one member of the family are participants. It was only a matter of time before we were going to get actual incest.”
“Incest is the new fashion in Hollyoaks. Pretty much every family has some love triangle in which more than one member of the family are participants. It was only a matter of time before we were going to get actual incest.”
Of course. Tony screwing Diane and Sinead. Maxine boffing Patrick and Dodger. JP screwing Danny and Ste. Danny nearly screwing his own son. Mercedes going after Doc B's son. Nancy flirting with Robbie then screwing his Dad. Maybe Dirk should boff Holly next, that'd be nice.
