Oh god....

Only a sighting of Aaron can save the episode.... oh and Ross p***ing off too.

The Flower Of Scotland wilts in the sun
Another vote over another one to begin
Salmond is over
We all want it
Salmon is over
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nahhhhhhhh nahhhhhhhhhhh nahhhhhhhhhhhh

On account of Noah not being dead there will be no joke today

Great work as always JD

Good evening, all.

Just amended your episode summary, JD

Have I missed this week's arson attack or bomb explosion in HO?

Thanks JD

Good evening everyone

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison

Evening everyone thanks for the thread JD

Say 'addicted' after everything I ask:
What is someone who does drugs?
What is someone who drinks?
What hit you in the face last night?
Addicted


Try saying the following without like a swearing Irishman:

Whale
Oil
Beef
Hooked

Two men are sitting in a brothel. One man turns to the other and says "so, do you cum here often?"

A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole and she was happy with the thing.

There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance. "You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained. After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse. While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream. Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"

A man goes to visit his doctor,
"Doc, I've got a rather embarassing problem, my farts just don't sound right,"
"Well how do they sound?" enquires the doctor.
"They make a HONDA sound"
The doctor looks puzzled, "Hmm, is there anything else I should know?"
"Well I also have a terrible boil on my arse," replies the man
The doctor looks pleased, "Thats it then. We'll lance that boil and you'll see a difference immediately,"
"Why's that then, Doc?" asks the man
"It's well known," laughs the Doctor, "Abscess makes the fart go Honda."


A nervous young man, keen to impress, is visiting his future in laws for the very first time.
After a huge Sunday Lunch they are all relaxing in the lounge when the young man lets off a real ripsnorter. The father gets up and shouts at the dog, "Get out Rex, get out!" "Phew," thinks the young man, "They thought it was the dog," Next time he doesn't even try to hold it in and again the father shouts at the dog, "Rex, Out, Out," The third time the young man had grown in confidence and releases a huge rumbling air biscuit at which the father jumps up and shouts,"Get out Rex, quick before he sh!ts all over you"

bib: Oi!!

Why are you listing ways to make the episode worse?

LOL! Never thought of that Mel!

You wish

Nah, I found this. Thought 90% of the Dailians would enjoy seeing it again

I see you have like me decided not to do a joke today as well then

Gosh, that was 4 years ago! I wonder if we ever raised enough cash and saw Pa Barton getting waxed?

At least one character is being held captive though!

Yes finally - we've got rid of that smug git Salmond



erm - evening all

Cheek

A ditty from the valleys

Mmm Thanks!

Aaron's arse looks great in them overalls

Thank god we won't have to see him on the tele again.

Sheepie

A reply at last

I am as popular as Rhumble these days

Poor Sienna!

Now she knows how Tom felt though

Ross leaving!??? NOOOO !I loves him.

Chris!

Mmmm. A Rossron tumble....

I think they've met thier match in each other to be honest. They'd both kick each other around the village given half the chance.

Damn Aaron's suspended sentence!

That Noah's got a lot to answer for.