Originally Posted by Robert_Whippy:
“Id like her to sing **** her gently by tenacious d”
Hahahaha, those lyrics though

I have never heard this song before and I kind of love it, I had no idea Jack can sing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvdYly4A5W0
You don't always have to **** her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And ****in' give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say "Please"
Sometimes you got to say "Hey,
I'm gonna **** you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say "Wait a minute Sally"
"I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
That's ****in' team work!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I ****in **** you discreetly
And then I ****in bone you completely
But then I'm gonna **** you hard, hard!