Ok I'm old. And not British. And an idiot. But I'm confused about these, well what are they - bands? The Saturdays, The Blues (Simon's "group"?), Pixie and the Lottettes? How many of these pop bands or boybands or whatever are there?? 1000's? Are they internationally known, a la the great Justin Bieber, or just local celebs? What's the world coming to... And I realise I've got a lot of nerve - one of the contestants on DWTS-US this season is famous for revealing the contents of her handbag to her gazillion Youtube followers
So that's what everybody's staring at on their smartphones walking down the street.