Evening all

thanks for t'thread JD
Really looking forward to tonight

A chipmunk walked into a hardware store because he was redoing his bar. He asked the clerk where he could get one of those table tops that opens and shuts on a hinge.
The clerk wasn't sure. So the chipmunk said, yeah, you know, the kind those blue jays above me have
Oh said the clerk, you mean closing counters of the bird kind!
John had a new dog, but he didn't want to deal with puppies so he got her fixed.
However, some how the gal still got pregnant, and even had identical twins! The media loved it and soon she was a celebrity. John wrote a book about her entitled, two Dachshunds in One: A Spayed Oddity